{
    "weapon": "weapon",
    "weaponBase0Text": "No Weapon",
    "weaponBase0Notes": "No Weapon.",
    "weaponWarrior0Text": "Cutlass o' Trainin'",
    "weaponWarrior0Notes": "Practice weapon. Don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponWarrior1Text": "Cutlass",
    "weaponWarrior1Notes": "Common soldier's blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior2Text": "Axe",
    "weaponWarrior2Notes": "Double-bitted battle-axe. Increases Strength by <%= str %>",
    "weaponWarrior3Text": "Morning Star",
    "weaponWarrior3Notes": "Heavy club with brutal spikes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior4Text": "Sapphire Blade",
    "weaponWarrior4Notes": "Sword whose edge bites like th' north wind. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior5Text": "Ruby Sword",
    "weaponWarrior5Notes": "Weapon whose forge-glow never fades. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior6Text": "Golden Sword",
    "weaponWarrior6Notes": "Bane 'o creatures 'o darkness. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue0Text": "Dagger",
    "weaponRogue0Notes": "A scallywag's most basic weapon. It don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponRogue1Text": "Short Sword",
    "weaponRogue1Notes": "Light, concealable blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue2Text": "Scimitar",
    "weaponRogue2Notes": "Slashin' sword, swift to deliver a killin' blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue3Text": "Kukri",
    "weaponRogue3Notes": "Distinctive bush knife, both survival device 'n weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue4Text": "Nunchaku",
    "weaponRogue4Notes": "Heavy batons whirled 'bout on a length 'o chain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue5Text": "Ninja-to",
    "weaponRogue5Notes": "Sleek 'n deadly as th' ninja themselves. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue6Text": "Hook Sword",
    "weaponRogue6Notes": "Complex weapon adept at ensnarin' 'n disarmin' opponents. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWizard0Text": "Apprentice Staff",
    "weaponWizard0Notes": "Practice staff. Don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponWizard1Text": "Wooden Staff",
    "weaponWizard1Notes": "Basic implement 'o carven wood. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard2Text": "Jeweled Staff",
    "weaponWizard2Notes": "Focuses power through a precious stone. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard3Text": "Iron Staff",
    "weaponWizard3Notes": "Plated in metal to channel heat, cold, 'n lightnin'. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard4Text": "Brass Staff",
    "weaponWizard4Notes": "As powerful as it be heavy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard5Text": "Archmage Staff",
    "weaponWizard5Notes": "Assists in weavin' th' most complex 'o spells. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard6Text": "Golden Staff",
    "weaponWizard6Notes": "Fashioned 'o orichalcum, th' alchemic gold, mighty 'n rare. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponHealer0Text": "Novice Rod",
    "weaponHealer0Notes": "Fer docs in learnin'. Don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponHealer1Text": "Acolyte Rod",
    "weaponHealer1Notes": "Crafted durin' a doc's initiation. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer2Text": "Quartz Rod",
    "weaponHealer2Notes": "Topped wit' a gem bearin' curative properties. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer3Text": "Amethyst Rod",
    "weaponHealer3Notes": "Purifies poison at a touch. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer4Text": "Physician Rod",
    "weaponHealer4Notes": "As much a badge 'o office as a healin' device. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer5Text": "Royal Scepter",
    "weaponHealer5Notes": "Fit to grace th' hand 'o a monarch, or 'o one who stands at a monarch's right hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer6Text": "Golden Scepter",
    "weaponHealer6Notes": "Soothes th' pain 'o all who look upon it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecial0Text": "Dark Souls Blade",
    "weaponSpecial0Notes": "Feasts upon foes' life essence to power its wicked strokes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecial1Text": "Crystal Blade",
    "weaponSpecial1Notes": "Its glitterin' facets be tellin' th' tale 'o a pirate. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "weaponSpecial2Text": "Stephen Weber's Shaft o' th' Dragon",
    "weaponSpecial2Notes": "Feel th' potency 'o th' dragon surge from within! Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecial3Text": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "weaponSpecial3Notes": "Meetin's, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Strength, Intelligence, 'n Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalText": "Critical Hammer o' Bug-Crushin'",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalNotes": "'tis champion slew a critical Github foe whar many warriors fell. Fashioned from th' bones 'o Bug, 'tis hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Spear",
    "weaponSpecialYetiNotes": "This spear allows its user to command any yeti. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Pole",
    "weaponSpecialSkiNotes": "A weapon capable of destroying hordes of enemies! It also helps the user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Staff",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes": "A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Two-handed weapon. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "This wand sparkles with unlimited healing power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Carrot Sword",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Staff",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Only the most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerText": "Lovely Bone",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "FETCH! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueText": "Cutlass",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank!  Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Seafaring Slicer",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "There isn't a task in any To-Do list willing to tangle with this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp Catcher",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This trident is used to spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvesting! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerText": "Wand of the Shallows",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This wand, made of aquamarine and live coral, is very attractive to schools of fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorText": "Grabby Claw of Science",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "This grabby claw is at the very cutting edge of technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageText": "Magic Broom",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageNotes": "This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerText": "Scarab Wand",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes": "The scarab on this wand protects and heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Ice Spike",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off of the ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Sword",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This delicious sword probably attracts monsters... but you're up for the challenge! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Winter-lit Staff",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "The light of this crystal staff fills hearts with cheer. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothing Scepter",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This scepter warms sore muscles and soothes away stress. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Exploding Squeak",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Bone Club",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "It is a real bone club for real fierce doggies and is definitely not a chew toy that the Seasonal Sorceress gave you because who's a good doggy? Whoooo's a good doggy?? It's you!!! You're a good doggy!!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Conjure yourself up a carrot with this fancy wand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Cat Rattle",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "When you wave it, it makes a fascinating clickety noise that would keep ANYONE entertained for hours. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponMystery201411Text": "Pitchfork of Feasting",
    "weaponMystery201411Notes": "Stab yer enemies or dig in to yer favorite vittles - this here versatile pitchfork does it all! It don't benefit ye.\nNovember 2014 Subscriberrr Item",
    "weaponMystery201502Text": "Shimmery Winged Staff of Love and Also Truth",
    "weaponMystery201502Notes": "Fer WINGS! Fer LOVE! Fer ALSO TRUTH! Don't benefit ye. February 2015 Subscriberrr Item",
    "weaponMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Cane",
    "weaponMystery301404Notes": "Excellent fer struttin' about town. March 3015 Subscriberrr Item. Don't benefit ye.",
    "armor": "armor",
    "armorBase0Text": "Plain Slops",
    "armorBase0Notes": "Ordinary slops. Don't benefit ye.",
    "armorWarrior1Text": "Leather Armor",
    "armorWarrior1Notes": "Jerkin 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior2Text": "Chain Mail",
    "armorWarrior2Notes": "Armor 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior3Text": "Plate Armor",
    "armorWarrior3Notes": "Suit 'o all-encasin' steel, th' pride 'o knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior4Text": "Red Armor",
    "armorWarrior4Notes": "Heavy plate glowin' wit' defensive enchantments. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior5Text": "Golden Armor",
    "armorWarrior5Notes": "Looks ceremonial, but no known blade can pierce it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorRogue1Text": "Oiled Leather",
    "armorRogue1Notes": "Leather armor treated to reduce noise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue2Text": "Black Leather",
    "armorRogue2Notes": "Colored wit' dark dye to blend into shadows. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue3Text": "Camouflage Vest",
    "armorRogue3Notes": "Equally discreet in dungeon or wilderness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue4Text": "Penumbral Armor",
    "armorRogue4Notes": "Wraps th' wearer in a veil 'o twilight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue5Text": "Umbral Armor",
    "armorRogue5Notes": "Allows stealth in th' open in broad daylight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorWizard1Text": "Magician Robe",
    "armorWizard1Notes": "Hedge-mage's outfit. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard2Text": "Wizard Robe",
    "armorWizard2Notes": "Clothes fer a wanderin' wonder-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard3Text": "Robe of Mysteries",
    "armorWizard3Notes": "Denotes initiation into elite secrets. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard4Text": "Archmagician Robe",
    "armorWizard4Notes": "Spirits 'n elementals bow before it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Robe",
    "armorWizard5Notes": "Symbol 'o th' power behind th' throne. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorHealer1Text": "Acolyte Robe",
    "armorHealer1Notes": "Garment showin' humility 'n purpose. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer2Text": "Medic Robe",
    "armorHealer2Notes": "Worn by them dedicated to tendin' th' wounded in battle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer3Text": "Defender Mantle",
    "armorHealer3Notes": "Turns th' doc's own magics inward to fend off harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer4Text": "Physician Mantle",
    "armorHealer4Notes": "Projects authority 'n dissipates curses. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer5Text": "Royal Mantle",
    "armorHealer5Notes": "Attire 'o them who have saved th' lives 'o kin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial0Text": "Shade Armor",
    "armorSpecial0Notes": "Screams when struck, fer it feels pain in its wearer's place. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial1Text": "Crystal Armor",
    "armorSpecial1Notes": "Its tireless power inures th' wearer to mundane discomfort. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "armorSpecial2Text": "Jean Chalard's Noble Tunic",
    "armorSpecial2Notes": "Makes ye extra fluffy! Increases Constitution 'n Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "armorSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Robe",
    "armorSpecialYetiNotes": "Fuzzy and fierce. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Parka",
    "armorSpecialSkiNotes": "Full of secret daggers and ski trail maps. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Robe",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneNotes": "Spun from sugar and silk. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Robe",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "A robe to keep you warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayText": "Absurd Parrrty Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayNotes": "Happy Birthday, HabitRPG! Wear these Absurd Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2015Text": "Silly Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2015Notes": "Happy Birthday, HabitRPG! Wear these Silly Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Armor",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration of pride season and GaymerX, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGBTQ and gaming and is open to everyone. It takes place at the InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13! Confers no benefit.",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueText": "Sleek Cat Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Impeccably groomed. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Soft as clover, strong as steel! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageText": "Rodentia Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Mice are nice! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerText": "Fuzzy Puppy Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Warm and snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "These robes be very cozy, yarrrr! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "Complete with buckle, as well as swash. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageText": "Emerald Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerText": "Seahealer Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Vivid. Velvet. Vampiric. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorText": "Lab-coat of Science",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Protects you from mysterious potion spills. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallMageText": "Witchy Wizard Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallMageNotes": "This robe has plenty of pockets to hold extra helpings of eye of newt and tongue of frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerText": "Gauzy Gear",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Charge into battle pre-bandaged! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "This armor is freezing cold, but it will definitely be worth it when you uncover the untold riches at the center of the Icicle Drake hives. Not that you are looking for any such untold riches, because you are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake, okay?! Stop asking questions! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Cozy and warm, straight from the oven! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Boreal Robe",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "You can see the glimmering lights of the north in this robe. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Skating Outfit",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "Ice-skating is very relaxing, but you shouldn't try it without this protective gear in case you get attacked by the icicle drakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Squeaker Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Furry, soft, and definitely not flammable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Only the fiercest doggy is allowed to be this fluffy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Bunny Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Your coattails match your cottontail! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Catsuit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "This soft catsuit is comfortable, and as comforting as mint tea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorMystery201402Text": "Messenger Robes",
    "armorMystery201402Notes": "Shimmering and strong, these robes have many pockets to carry letters. Confers no benefit. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Armor",
    "armorMystery201403Notes": "This mossy armor of woven wood bends with the movement of the wearer. Confers no benefit. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201405Text": "Flame o' Heart",
    "armorMystery201405Notes": "Nothing can hurt you when you are swathed in flames! Confers no benefit. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201406Text": "Octopus Robe",
    "armorMystery201406Notes": "This flexible robe makes it possible for its wearer to slip through even the tiniest cracks. Confers no benefit. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Suit",
    "armorMystery201407Notes": "Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" and \"frankly, kind of cumbersome\", this suit is the best friend of any intrepid undersea explorer. Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201408Text": "Sun Robes",
    "armorMystery201408Notes": "These robes are woven with sunlight and gold. Confers no benefit. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201409Text": "Strider Vest",
    "armorMystery201409Notes": "A leaf-covered vest that camouflages the wearer. Confers no benefit. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201410Text": "Goblin Gear",
    "armorMystery201410Notes": "Scaly, slimy, and strong! Confers no benefit. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201412Text": "Penguin Suit",
    "armorMystery201412Notes": "You're a penguin! Confers no benefit. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201501Text": "Starry Armor",
    "armorMystery201501Notes": "Galaxies shimmer in the metal of this armor, strengthening the wearer's resolve. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Armor",
    "armorMystery201503Notes": "This blue mineral symbolizes good luck, happiness, and eternal productivity. Confers no benefit. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Robe",
    "armorMystery201504Notes": "You'll be productive as a busy bee in this fetching robe! Confers no benefit. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Suit",
    "armorMystery301404Notes": "Dapper and dashing, wot! Confers no benefit. February 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headgear": "headgear",
    "headBase0Text": "No Helm",
    "headBase0Notes": "No headgear.",
    "headWarrior1Text": "Leather Helm",
    "headWarrior1Notes": "Cap 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior2Text": "Chain Coif",
    "headWarrior2Notes": "Hood 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior3Text": "Plate Helm",
    "headWarrior3Notes": "Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior4Text": "Red Helm",
    "headWarrior4Notes": "Set wit' rubies fer power, 'n glows when th' wearer be angered. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior5Text": "Golden Helm",
    "headWarrior5Notes": "Regal crown bound to shinin' armor. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headRogue1Text": "Leather Hood",
    "headRogue1Notes": "Basic protective cowl. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue2Text": "Black Leather Hood",
    "headRogue2Notes": "Useful fer both parryin' 'n sneakin' about. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue3Text": "Camouflage Hood",
    "headRogue3Notes": "Rugged, but dont impede hearin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue4Text": "Penumbral Hood",
    "headRogue4Notes": "Grants perfect vision in darkness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue5Text": "Umbral Hood",
    "headRogue5Notes": "Conceals even thoughts from them who would probe them. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard1Text": "Magician Hat",
    "headWizard1Notes": "Simple, comfortable, 'n fashionable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard2Text": "Cornuthaum",
    "headWizard2Notes": "Traditional headgear 'o th' itinerant wizard. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard3Text": "Astrologer Hat",
    "headWizard3Notes": "Adorned wit' th' rin's 'o Saturn. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard4Text": "Archmage Hat",
    "headWizard4Notes": "Focuses th' mind fer intensive spellcastin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Hat",
    "headWizard5Notes": "Shows authority over fortune, the seven seas, 'n lesser mages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headHealer1Text": "Quartz Circlet",
    "headHealer1Notes": "Jeweled headpiece, fer focus on th' task at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer2Text": "Amethyst Circlet",
    "headHealer2Notes": "A taste 'o luxury fer a humble profession. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer3Text": "Sapphire Circlet",
    "headHealer3Notes": "Shines to let sufferers be knowin' their salvation be at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer4Text": "Emerald Diadem",
    "headHealer4Notes": "Emits an aura 'o life 'n growth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer5Text": "Royal Diadem",
    "headHealer5Notes": "Fer kin', queen, or miracle-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial0Text": "Shade Helm",
    "headSpecial0Notes": "Blood 'n ash, lava 'n obsidian gift 'tis helm its imagery 'n power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial1Text": "Crystal Helm",
    "headSpecial1Notes": "Th' favored crown 'o them who lead by example. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "headSpecial2Text": "Nameless Helm",
    "headSpecial2Notes": "A testament to them who gave 'o themselves while askin' nothin' in return. Increases Intelligence 'n Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "headSpecialNyeText": "Absurd Parrrty Hat",
    "headSpecialNyeNotes": "You've received an Absurd Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
    "headSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Helm",
    "headSpecialYetiNotes": "An adorably fearsome hat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Helm",
    "headSpecialSkiNotes": "Keeps the wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Hat",
    "headSpecialCandycaneNotes": "This is the most delicious hat in the world. It's also known to appear and disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Crown",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "The wearer of this crown is never cold. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueText": "Stealthy Kitty Mask",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Nobody will EVER guess that you are a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Helmet",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even the mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Hat",
    "headSpecialSpringMageNotes": "This hat stores lots of powerful magic! Try not to nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerText": "Crown of Friendship",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "This crown symbolizes loyalty and companionship. A dog is an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Only the most productive of pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Bandana",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This soft, salty cloth fills its wearer with strength. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp-Wrapped Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerMageNotes": "What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Crown",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "Enables its wearer to heal damaged reefs. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Hood",
    "headSpecialFallRogueNotes": "A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorText": "Monster Scalp of Science",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Graft on this helm! It's only SLIGHTLY used. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallMageText": "Pointy Hat",
    "headSpecialFallMageNotes": "Magic is woven into every thread of this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallHealerText": "Head Bandages",
    "headSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Highly sanitary and very fashionable. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2014Text": "Silly Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2014Notes": "You've received a Silly Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Mask",
    "headSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake. You are not infiltrating the Icicle Drake hives. You have no interest at all in the hoards of riches rumored to lie in their frigid tunnels. Rawr. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Think, think, think as hard as you can. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Aurora Hat",
    "headSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "The fabric of this hat shifts and glows when the wearer studies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Snuggly Earmuffs",
    "headSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "These warm earmuffs keep out chills and distracting noises. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Fireproof Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Fire? HAH! You squeak fiercely in the face of fire! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Beware the Helm! Only a fierce doggy can wear it. Stop laughing. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Stage Mage Hat",
    "headSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Which came first, the bunny or the hat? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Crown",
    "headSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "The pearl at the center of this crown calms and comforts those around it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Helm",
    "headSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration of pride season and GaymerX, this special helmet is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGBTQ and gaming and is open to everyone. It takes place at the InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13! Confers no benefit.",
    "headMystery201402Text": "Winged Helm",
    "headMystery201402Notes": "This winged circlet imbues the wearer with the speed of the wind! Confers no benefit. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201405Text": "Flame of Mind",
    "headMystery201405Notes": "Burn away the procrastination! Confers no benefit. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201406Text": "Crown of Tentacles",
    "headMystery201406Notes": "The tentacles of this helm gather up magical energy from the water. Confers no benefit. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Helm",
    "headMystery201407Notes": "This helm makes it easy to explore underwater! It sort of makes you look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201408Text": "Sun Crown",
    "headMystery201408Notes": "This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength of will. Confers no benefit. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201411Text": "Steel Helm of Sporting",
    "headMystery201411Notes": "This is the traditional helmet worn in the beloved Habitican sport of Balance Ball, which consists of covering yourself with heavy protective gear and then committing to a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201412Text": "Penguin Hat",
    "headMystery201412Notes": "Who's a penguin? Confers no benefit. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201501Text": "Starry Helm",
    "headMystery201501Notes": "The constellations flicker and swirl in this helm, guiding the wearer's thoughts towards focus. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery301404Text": "Fancy Top Hat",
    "headMystery301404Notes": "A fancy top hat for the finest of gentlefolk! January 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
    "headMystery301405Text": "Basic Top Hat",
    "headMystery301405Notes": "A basic top hat, just begging to be paired with some fancy head accessories. Confers no benefit. May 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "offhand": "shield-hand item",
    "shieldBase0Text": "No Shield-Hand Equipment",
    "shieldBase0Notes": "No shield or second weapon.",
    "shieldWarrior1Text": "Wooden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior1Notes": "Round shield 'o thick wood. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior2Text": "Buckler",
    "shieldWarrior2Notes": "Light 'n sturdy, lets ye parry with speed. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior3Text": "Reinforced Shield",
    "shieldWarrior3Notes": "Made 'o wood but bolstered wit' metal bands. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior4Text": "Red Shield",
    "shieldWarrior4Notes": "Rebukes blows wit' a burst 'o flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior5Text": "Golden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior5Notes": "Shinin' badge 'o th' vanguard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer1Text": "Medic Buckler",
    "shieldHealer1Notes": "Easy to disengage, freein' a hand fer bandagin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer2Text": "Kite Shield",
    "shieldHealer2Notes": "Tapered shield wit' th' symbol 'o healin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer3Text": "Protector Shield",
    "shieldHealer3Notes": "Traditional shield 'o defender knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer4Text": "Savior Shield",
    "shieldHealer4Notes": "Stops blows aimed at broadside innocents as well as them aimed at ye. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer5Text": "Royal Shield",
    "shieldHealer5Notes": "Bestowed upon those stout adventurers most dedicated to defense o' the ship. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecial0Text": "Tormented Skull",
    "shieldSpecial0Notes": "Sees beyond th' veil 'o Davy Jones', 'n displays what it finds thar fer enemies to fear. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "shieldSpecial1Text": "Crystal Shield",
    "shieldSpecial1Notes": "Shatters arrows 'n deflects th' words 'o naysayers. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightText": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightNotes": "Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "shieldSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Shield",
    "shieldSpecialYetiNotes": "This shield reflects light from the snow. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Every shield is unique. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Egg Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This shield never cracks, no matter how hard you hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerText": "Squeaky Ball of Ultimate Protection",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, driving enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Cutlass",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Driftwood Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This shield, made from the wood of wrecked ships, can deter even the stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerText": "Shield of the Shallows",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "No one will dare to attack the coral reef when faced with this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.  Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorText": "Potent Potion o' Science",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Spills mysteriously on lab coats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerText": "Jeweled Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes": "This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Ice Spike",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off of the ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This seemingly-sugary shield is actually made of nutritious, gelatinous vegetables. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothing Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This shield deflects the freezing wind. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Exploding Squeak",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Dish Discus",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Hurl it at your enemies.... or just hold it, because it will fill up with yummy kibble at dinnertime. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Patterned Pillow",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "You can rest your head on this soft pillow, or you can wrestle it with your fearsome claws. Rawr! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldMystery301405Text": "Clock Shield",
    "shieldMystery301405Notes": "Time is on your side with this towering clock shield! Confers no benefit. June 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backBase0Text": "No Back Accessory",
    "backBase0Notes": "No Back Accessory.",
    "backMystery201402Text": "Golden Wings",
    "backMystery201402Notes": "These shining wings have feathers that glitter in the sun! Confers no benefit. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Wings",
    "backMystery201404Notes": "Be a butterfly and flutter by! Confers no benefit. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201410Text": "Goblin Wings",
    "backMystery201410Notes": "Swoop through the night on these strong wings. Confers no benefit. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Wings",
    "backMystery201504Notes": "Buzz buzz buzz! Flit from task to task. Confers no benefit. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "Swishes with strength and beauty. Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Spun of shadows and whispers. Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodyBase0Text": "No Body Accessory",
    "bodyBase0Notes": "No Body Accessory.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedText": "Ruby Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedNotes": "An attractive ruby collar! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldText": "Golden Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldNotes": "An attractive gold collar! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackText": "Ebony Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "An attractive ebony collar! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageText": "Shining Capelet",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageNotes": "Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Collar",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerNotes": "A stylish collar 'o live coral! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headAccessory": "head accessory",
    "headAccessoryBase0Text": "No Head Accessory",
    "headAccessoryBase0Notes": "No Head Accessory.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueText": "Purple Cat Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes": "These feline ears twitch to detect incoming threats. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorText": "Green Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch of a carrot. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageText": "Blue Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageNotes": "These round mouse ears are silky-soft. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerText": "Yellow Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Floppy but cute. Wanna play? Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Yellow Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "These ears steel themselves against the sound of explosions. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Purple Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "They are purple. They are dog ears. Do not waste your time with further foolishness. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageText": "Blue Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "These ears listen keenly, in case somewhere a magician is revealing secrets. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Green Kitty Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "These cute kitty ears will make others green with envy. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Notes": "These antlers shimmer with moss and lichen. Confers no benefit. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Antennae",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Notes": "These antennae help the wearer sense dangerous distractions! Confers no benefit. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Text": "Autumn Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Notes": "These powerful antlers change colors with the leaves. Confers no benefit. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201502Text": "Wings of Thought",
    "headAccessoryMystery201502Notes": "Let your imagination take flight! Confers no benefit. February 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery301405Text": "Headwear Goggles",
    "headAccessoryMystery301405Notes": "\"Goggles are for your eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody wants goggles that you can only wear on your head,\" they said. Hah! You sure showed them! Confers no benefit. August 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearBase0Text": "No Eyewear",
    "eyewearBase0Notes": "No Eyewear.",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueText": "Roguish Eyepatch",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "It doesn't take a scallywag to see how stylish this is! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Dashing Eyepatch",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "It doesn't take a rapscallion to see how stylish this is! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "What a powerful face accessory! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Your motives are definitely legitimate. Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Eyewear",
    "eyewearMystery201503Notes": "Don't get poked in the eye by these shimmering gems! Confers no benefit. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery301404Text": "Eyewear Goggles",
    "eyewearMystery301404Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a pair of goggles - except, perhaps, for a monocle. Confers no benefit. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery301405Text": "Monocle",
    "eyewearMystery301405Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, for a pair of goggles. Confers no benefit. July 3015 Subscriber Item."
}