diff --git a/website/client/assets/css/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.css b/website/client/assets/css/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.css
index 4481ca50b6..2202e86c7b 100644
--- a/website/client/assets/css/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.css
+++ b/website/client/assets/css/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.css
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 .promo_armoire_background_201804 {
   background-image: url('~assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png');
-  background-position: -142px -244px;
+  background-position: -142px -581px;
   width: 141px;
   height: 441px;
 }
@@ -10,6 +10,12 @@
   width: 141px;
   height: 441px;
 }
+.promo_ios {
+  background-image: url('~assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png');
+  background-position: 0px -244px;
+  width: 325px;
+  height: 336px;
+}
 .promo_mystery_201803 {
   background-image: url('~assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png');
   background-position: -915px -296px;
@@ -18,7 +24,7 @@
 }
 .promo_rainbow_potions {
   background-image: url('~assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png');
-  background-position: -284px -244px;
+  background-position: -284px -581px;
   width: 141px;
   height: 441px;
 }
@@ -42,7 +48,7 @@
 }
 .promo_spring_fling_2018 {
   background-image: url('~assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png');
-  background-position: 0px -244px;
+  background-position: 0px -581px;
   width: 141px;
   height: 588px;
 }
diff --git a/website/client/assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png b/website/client/assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png
index 3174bfaa8e..6f4e7ef31a 100644
Binary files a/website/client/assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png and b/website/client/assets/images/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png differ
diff --git a/website/client/router.js b/website/client/router.js
index 8c55f3ae40..05c41e65c0 100644
--- a/website/client/router.js
+++ b/website/client/router.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 import Vue from 'vue';
 import VueRouter from 'vue-router';
 import getStore from 'client/store';
-import * as Analytics from 'client/libs/analytics';
+// import * as Analytics from 'client/libs/analytics';
 
 // import EmptyView from './components/emptyView';
 
@@ -342,12 +342,15 @@ router.beforeEach(function routerGuard (to, from, next) {
     });
   }
 
+
+  /*
   Analytics.track({
     hitType: 'pageview',
     eventCategory: 'navigation',
     eventAction: 'navigate',
     page: to.name || to.path,
   });
+  */
 
   next();
 });
diff --git a/website/raw_sprites/spritesmith_large/promo_ios.png b/website/raw_sprites/spritesmith_large/promo_ios.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..37c8b890bf
Binary files /dev/null and b/website/raw_sprites/spritesmith_large/promo_ios.png differ
diff --git a/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js b/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js
index 3c28eef7c1..468fb09cb7 100644
--- a/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js
+++ b/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ import { authWithHeaders } from '../../middlewares/auth';
 let api = {};
 
 // @TODO export this const, cannot export it from here because only routes are exported from controllers
-const LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE = 'SQUIRREL PET QUEST AND APRIL FOOLS CHALLENGE WINNERS';
+const LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE = 'iOS APP UPDATE!';
 const worldDmg = { // @TODO
   bailey: false,
 };
@@ -32,21 +32,17 @@ api.getNews = {
             <h1 class="align-self-center">${res.t('newStuff')}</h1>
           </div>
         </div>
-        <h2>4/10/2018 - ${LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE}</h2>
+        <h2>4/17/2018 - ${LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE}</h2>
         <hr/>
         <div class="media align-items-center">
           <div class="media-body">
-          <h3>New Pet Quest: The Sneaky Squirrel</h3>
-          <p>Squirrels are loose, jamming up Habitican routines with stray acorns! Find and confront the hoarder in the latest pet quest, <a href='/shops/quests/' target='_blank'>The Sneaky Squirrel</a>, and earn some bushy-tailed squirrel pets by completing your real-life tasks.</p>
-          <div class="small">Art by randomdaisy, Shtut, virginiamoon, confusedcicada, and WillowTheWitty</div>
-          <div class="small mb-3">Writing by Cantras and SabreCat</div>
+            <p>We've released a new <a href='https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/habitica-gamified-taskmanager/id994882113?mt=8' target='_blank'>iOS update</a>! In this update, we've added new features including the ability to purchase equipment from the Market, performance fixes for chat, and accessibility improvements. We've also smashed a number of pesky bugs, including problems some users experienced with notifications, chat, and Challenges!</p>
+            <p>We hope you enjoy the update! Be sure to download it now for a better Habitica experience!</p>
+            <p>If you like the improvements that we’ve been making to our app, please consider reviewing this new version. It really helps us out! Old reviews get hidden with each update, but if you go to the review section you can re-post them again with a single tap.</p>
+            <div class="small mb-3">by Viirus and piyorii</div>
           </div>
-          <div class="quest_squirrel ml-3"></div>
+          <div class="promo_ios ml-3"></div>
         </div>
-        <h3>April Fool's Challenge Winners and Blog Post!</h3>
-        <p>The winners of the April Fool's Social Media Challenge have been selected! Congratulations to: Al Lith, Frar of the Lonely Mountain, Garwinna, Meakuel, and Koliz!</p>
-        <p>Thank you to everyone who shared their awesome pics with their tiny pets and mounts! You can see a fun <a href='https://habitica.wordpress.com/2018/04/10/its-the-little-things-tiny-pet-and-mount-pics-from-habiticas-april-fools-celebration/' target='_blank'>recap of the shenanigans</a> on our blog. Stay tuned to see what wacky antics the Fool gets up to next year!</p>
-        <div class="small mb-3">by Beffymaroo and SabreCat</div>
       </div>
       `,
     });