diff --git a/website/common/locales/en@pirate/messages.json b/website/common/locales/en@pirate/messages.json
index d5ba67aa15..a4b900fc0c 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en@pirate/messages.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en@pirate/messages.json
@@ -10,9 +10,9 @@
     "messageAlreadyMount": "Ye already 'ave that mount. Try feedin' another pet.",
     "messageEvolve": "Ye 'ave tamed <%= egg %>, let's go fer a ride!",
     "messageLikesFood": "<%= egg %> really likes <%= foodText %>!",
-    "messageDontEnjoyFood": "<%= egg %> eats <%= foodText %> but doesn't seem to enjoy it.",
+    "messageDontEnjoyFood": "<%= egg %> eats <%= foodText %> but doesn't seem t' enjoy it.",
     "messageBought": "Bought <%= itemText %>",
-    "messageEquipped": "<%= itemText %> equipped.",
+    "messageEquipped": " <%= itemText %> equipped.",
     "messageUnEquipped": "<%= itemText %> un-equip'd.",
     "messageMissingEggPotion": "Yer missin' either that egg er that potion",
     "messageInvalidEggPotionCombo": "Ye can't hatch Adventure Pet Eggs wi' Magic Hatching Potions! Try a different egg.",
@@ -21,21 +21,21 @@
     "messageNotEnoughGold": "Not Enough Doubloons",
     "messageTwoHandedEquip": "Wieldin' <%= twoHandedText %> takes two hands, so <%= offHandedText %> has been unequipped.",
     "messageTwoHandedUnequip": "Wieldin' <%= twoHandedText %> takes two hands, so it was unequipped when ye armed yerself wit' <%= offHandedText %>.",
-    "messageDropFood": "You've found <%= dropText %>!",
-    "messageDropEgg": "You've found a <%= dropText %> Egg!",
-    "messageDropPotion": "You've found a <%= dropText %> Hatching Potion!",
+    "messageDropFood": "Ye've found <%= dropText %>!",
+    "messageDropEgg": "Ye've found a <%= dropText %> Egg!",
+    "messageDropPotion": "Ye've found a <%= dropText %> Hatchin' Potion!",
     "messageDropQuest": "Ye've found a quest!",
     "messageDropMysteryItem": "Ye open th' box an' find <%= dropText %>!",
     "messageFoundQuest": "Ye 'ave found th' adventure \"<%= questText %>\"!",
     "messageAlreadyPurchasedGear": "Ye purchased this gear in th' past, but do not currently own it. Ye can buy it again in th' rewards column on th' tasks page.",
     "messageAlreadyOwnGear": "Ye already own this item. Equip it by going to th' equipment page.",
-    "previousGearNotOwned": "You need to purchase a lower level gear before this one.",
+    "previousGearNotOwned": "Ye need t' purchase a lower level gear 'fore this one.",
     "messageHealthAlreadyMax": "Ye already 'ave maximum health.",
-    "messageHealthAlreadyMin": "Oh no! You have already run out of health so it's too late to buy a health potion, but don't worry - you can revive!",
+    "messageHealthAlreadyMin": "Blimey! Ye've already run out o' health so it's too late t' buy a health potion, but don't worry - ye can revive!",
     "armoireEquipment": "<%= image %> Ye found a piece of rare Equipment in th' Armoire: <%= dropText %>! Awesome!",
-    "armoireFood": "<%= image %> You rummage in the Armoire and find <%= dropText %>. What's that doing in here?",
+    "armoireFood": "<%= image %> Ye rummage in th' Armoire an' find <%= dropText %>. What's tha' doin' in here?",
     "armoireExp": "Ye wrestle wi' th' Armoire an' gain Experience. Take that!",
-    "messageInsufficientGems": "Not enough gems!",
+    "messageInsufficientGems": "Not enough sapphires!",
     "messageAuthPasswordMustMatch": ":password and :confirmPassword don' match",
     "messageAuthCredentialsRequired": ":username, :email, :password, :confirmPassword required",
     "messageAuthEmailTaken": "Email already taken",
@@ -49,20 +49,20 @@
     "messageGroupChatBlankMessage": "Ye can't be sendin' a blank message",
     "messageGroupChatLikeOwnMessage": "Ye can't like yer own message. Don't be that person.",
     "messageGroupChatFlagAlreadyReported": "Ye be reportin' this message already",
-    "messageGroupChatNotFound": "Message not found! ",
+    "messageGroupChatNotFound": "Message not found!",
     "messageGroupChatAdminClearFlagCount": "Only an admin be able to clear the flag count!",
-    "messageCannotFlagSystemMessages": "You cannot flag a system message. If you need to report a violation of the Community Guidelines related to this message, please email a screenshot and explanation to Lemoness at <%= communityManagerEmail %>.",
+    "messageCannotFlagSystemMessages": "Ye cannot flag a system message. If ye need t' report a violation o' th' Community Guidelines related t' this message, please email a screenshot an' explanation t' Lemoness at <%= communityManagerEmail %>.",
     "messageGroupChatSpam": "Shiver me timbers, looks like ye be postin' too many messages! Please wait a minute an' try again. Th' Pub chat only holds 200 messages at a time, so Habitica encourages postin' long'r, more thoughtful messages and consolidatin' replies. Can't wait t' hear wha' ye have t' say. :)",
-    "messageCannotLeaveWhileQuesting": "You cannot accept this party invitation while you are in a quest. If you'd like to join this party, you must first abort your quest, which you can do from your party screen. You will be given back the quest scroll.",
-    "messageUserOperationProtected": "path `<%= operation %>` was not saved, as it's a protected path.",
+    "messageCannotLeaveWhileQuesting": "Ye cannot accept this party invitation while ye are in a quest. If ye'd like t' join this party, ye must first abort yer quest, which ye can do from yer party screen. Ye'll be given back th' quest scroll.",
+    "messageUserOperationProtected": "path `<%= operation %>` wasn't saved, as it's a protected path.",
     "messageUserOperationNotFound": "<%= operation %> operation not be here",
     "messageNotificationNotFound": "Notification not found.",
     "messageNotAbleToBuyInBulk": "This item cannot be purchased in quantities above 1.",
     "notificationsRequired": "Notification ids are required.",
-    "unallocatedStatsPoints": "You have <span class=\"notification-bold-blue\"><%= points %> unallocated Stat Points</span>",
-    "beginningOfConversation": "This is the beginning of your conversation with <%= userName %>. Remember to be kind, respectful, and follow the Community Guidelines!",
+    "unallocatedStatsPoints": "Ye've <span class=\"notification-bold-blue\"><%= points %> unallocated Stat Points</span>",
+    "beginningOfConversation": "This is th' beginning o' yer conversation with <%= userName %>. Remember t' be kind, respectful, an' follow th' Community Guidelines!",
     "messageDeletedUser": "Sorry, this user has deleted their account.",
-    "messageMissingDisplayName": "Missing display name.",
+    "messageMissingDisplayName": "Missin' display name.",
     "reportedMessage": "Ye 'ave reported this message t' fleet captains.",
     "canDeleteNow": "Ye can now scuttle th' message if ye wish."
 }