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@@ -12,20 +12,30 @@ script(type='text/ng-template', id='modals/newStuff.html')
             h3.popover-title
               a(target='_blank', href='https://twitter.com/Mihakuu') Bailey
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-                    h5 New Feature: Backgrounds!
-                    p We're debuting a brand-new feature - backgrounds for your avatar! Stroll through a Summer Forest, lounge upon a warm Beach, or dance in a Fairy Ring. You can buy the backgrounds in the new Background tab, under User. Have fun!
                     h5 Summer Mystery Update
-                    p It's been a while since we've seen Lemoness around - she's been a bit scarce since she started trying to decipher those ancient Dailies. We just stopped by her hut to check on her and found her..... missing?
-                    br
-                    p It looked like she'd taken her armor-enchanting crochet hook, but little else. There was a single scrawled note on the table: "I think I've translated it!!!! If I'm right, this is going to be QUITE the summer. Verifying claims - be back soon!!!"
-                    br
-                    p The only other thing on the table was an ancient map... with the corner ripped off.
+                    p Lady Lemoness has been spotted at last! 
+                    p Actually, it was a bit difficult not to spot her, as she was charging up Main Street covered in sand and seashells, shouting, "I found it!!!! I found it!!!!!" at the top of her lungs. 
+                    p When asked to elaborate, she replied, "No time - there's so much enchanting to do, if people are going to enjoy it properly! Oh, I just KNEW that citing it as impossible would make it a narrative probability!!!" 
+                    p And with that, she shut herself in her workshop... but presumably not for long? Really, this whole thing is uncharacteristically uninformative, given that she runs our social media.  
               small.muted 6/14/2014
 
+    h5 6/14/2014
+    table.table.table-striped
+      tr
+        td
+          h5 New Feature: Backgrounds!
+          p We're debuting a brand-new feature - backgrounds for your avatar! Stroll through a Summer Forest, lounge upon a warm Beach, or dance in a Fairy Ring. You can buy the backgrounds in the new Background tab, under User. Have fun!
+          h5 Summer Mystery Update
+          p It's been a while since we've seen Lemoness around - she's been a bit scarce since she started trying to decipher those ancient Dailies. We just stopped by her hut to check on her and found her..... missing?
+          br
+          p It looked like she'd taken her armor-enchanting crochet hook, but little else. There was a single scrawled note on the table: "I think I've translated it!!!! If I'm right, this is going to be QUITE the summer. Verifying claims - be back soon!!!"
+          br
+          p The only other thing on the table was an ancient map... with the corner ripped off.
+    small.muted 6/14/2014
+
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     h5 6/10/2014
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