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-h2 7/26/2016 - JULY SUBSCRIBER ITEMS
+h2 7/29/2016 - LAST CHANCE FOR SUMMER SPLASH; ANDROID UPDATE
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+      h3 Last Chance for Summer Splash Outfits, Hair and Skins, and Seafoam!
+      p Today is the final day of the Summer Splash Festival, so if you still have any remaining Summer Splash Items that you want to buy, you'd better do it now! The <a href='/#/options/inventory/seasonalshop'>Seasonal Edition items</a> and <a href='/#/options/profile/avatar'>Skins</a> won't be back until next June, and if the Limited Edition items return they will have increased prices or changed art, so strike while the summer is hot!
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-      h3 July Subscriber Items Revealed!
-      p The July Subscriber Items have been revealed: the Seafloor Rogue Item Set! You still have seven days to <a href='/#/options/settings/subscription'>subscribe</a> and receive the item set.
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-      p Subscribers also receive the ability to buy Gems for Gold -- the longer you subscribe, the more Gems you can buy per month! There are other perks as well, such as longer access to uncompressed data. Best of all, your support directly keeps Habitica running. Thank you very much -- it means a lot to us!
+      h3 Last Chance for Seafloor Rogue Set
+      p Reminder: this is the final day to <a href='/#/options/settings/subscription'>subscribe</a> and receive the Seafloor Rogue Set! Thanks so much for your support <3
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+      h3 New Android Update: Shops and Task Reordering!
+      p We've released <a href='https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.habitrpg.android.habitica&hl=en' target='_blank'>a new Android update</a> which contains the Market, Quest Shop, and Seasonal Shop!
+      br
+      p Plus, we've also introduced the ability to reorder tasks and copy chat messages to your clipboard. Be sure to download it now for a better Habitica experience!
+      br
+      p If you like the improvements that we’ve been making to our app, please consider reviewing this new version. It really helps us out! We hope you enjoy the update.
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+  h2 7/26/2016 - JULY SUBSCRIBER ITEMS
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+        .promo_mystery_201607.pull-right
+        h3 July Subscriber Items Revealed!
+        p The July Subscriber Items have been revealed: the Seafloor Rogue Item Set! You still have seven days to <a href='/#/options/settings/subscription'>subscribe</a> and receive the item set.
+        br
+        p Subscribers also receive the ability to buy Gems for Gold -- the longer you subscribe, the more Gems you can buy per month! There are other perks as well, such as longer access to uncompressed data. Best of all, your support directly keeps Habitica running. Thank you very much -- it means a lot to us!
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   h2 7/21/2016 - ANDROID UPDATE AND GTD WIKI FEATURE!
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