diff --git a/website/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade b/website/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade
index c00fd417a1..a61952968b 100644
--- a/website/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade
+++ b/website/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade
@@ -11,58 +11,49 @@
 // <div class='achievement achievement-shield'></div>
 // <div class='achievement achievement-karaoke'></div>
 
-if mobile
-  .item.item-divider=env.t('achievements')
-
-div(ng-if='::profile.backer.npc')
+div(ng-if='profile.backer.npc')
   .achievement.achievement-helm
   h5
     span.label.label-npc
-      | {{::profile.backer.npc}}
+      | {{profile.backer.npc}} 
       =env.t('npc')
   small=env.t('npcText')
   hr
 
-div(ng-if='::profile.contributor.level || user._id == profile._id')
-  .achievement.achievement-firefox(ng-if='::profile.contributor.level')
-  div(ng-class='::{muted: !profile.contributor.level}')
+div(ng-if='profile.contributor.level || user._id == profile._id')
+  .achievement.achievement-firefox(ng-if='profile.contributor.level')
+  div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.contributor.level}')
     h5
-      span.label.label-default(ng-if='::profile.contributor.level', class='label-contributor-{{::profile.contributor.level}}') {{::contribText(profile.contributor, profile.backer)}}
-      span.label.label-default(ng-if='::!profile.contributor.level')=env.t('contribName')
+      span.label.label-default(ng-if='profile.contributor.level', class='label-contributor-{{profile.contributor.level}}') {{contribText(profile.contributor, profile.backer)}}
+      span.label.label-default(ng-if='!profile.contributor.level')=env.t('contribName')
     small
       =env.t('contribText')
-      |&nbsp;
-      +aLink('http://habitrpg.wikia.com/wiki/Contributing_to_HabitRPG', env.t('readMore'))
+      a(href='http://habitrpg.wikia.com/wiki/Contributing_to_HabitRPG', target='_blank')=env.t('readMore') 
       | .
   hr
 
-div(ng-if='::profile.backer.tier')
+div(ng-if='profile.backer.tier')
   .achievement.achievement-heart
-  h5=env.t('kickstartName', {tier: "{{::profile.backer.tier}}"})
+  h5=env.t('kickstartName', {tier: "{{profile.backer.tier}}"})
   small=env.t('kickstartText')
   hr
 
 div(ng-if='profile.achievements.streak || user._id == profile._id')
   .achievement.achievement-thermometer(ng-show='profile.achievements.streak')
   div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.streak}')
-    h5(ng-show='profile.achievements.streak > 1 || !profile.achievements.streak')
-      | {{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }}&nbsp;
+    h5 
+      |{{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }}&nbsp;
       =env.t('streakName')
-    small(ng-show='profile.achievements.streak > 1 || !profile.achievements.streak')=env.t('streakText', {streaks: "{{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }}"})
-    h5(ng-show='profile.achievements.streak == 1')
-      =env.t('streakSingular')
-    small(ng-show='profile.achievements.streak == 1')=env.t('streakSingularText')
+    small=env.t('streakText', {streaks: "{{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }}"})
   hr
+
 div(ng-if='profile.achievements.perfect || user._id == profile._id')
   .achievement.achievement-perfect(ng-show='profile.achievements.perfect')
   div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.perfect}')
-    h5(ng-show='profile.achievements.perfect > 1 || !profile.achievements.perfect')
-      | {{profile.achievements.perfect || 0 }}&nbsp;
+    h5 
+      |{{profile.achievements.perfect || 0 }}&nbsp;
       =env.t('perfectName')
-    small(ng-show='profile.achievements.perfect > 1 || !profile.achievements.perfect')=env.t('perfectText', {perfects: "{{profile.achievements.perfect || 0 }}"})
-    h5(ng-show='profile.achievements.perfect == 1')
-      =env.t('perfectSingular')
-    small(ng-show='profile.achievements.perfect == 1')=env.t('perfectSingularText')
+    small=env.t('perfectText', {perfects: "{{profile.achievements.perfect || 0 }}"})
   hr
 
 //-div(ng-if='profile.achievements.ultimateGear || user._id == profile._id')
@@ -72,38 +63,17 @@ div(ng-if='profile.achievements.perfect || user._id == profile._id')
     small=env.t('ultimGearText')
   hr
 // Remove the following when ultimate gear is fixed (https://github.com/HabitRPG/habitrpg/issues/2232):
-div(ng-if='::user._id == profile._id')
+div(ng-if='user._id == profile._id')
   div.muted
     h5=env.t('ultimGearName')
-    small 
-      +aLink('https://github.com/HabitRPG/habitrpg/issues/2232', 'Returning soon')
+    small <a href='https://github.com/HabitRPG/habitrpg/issues/2232' target='_blank'>Returning soon</a>
   hr
 
 div(ng-if='profile.achievements.beastMaster || user._id == profile._id')
   .achievement.achievement-rat(ng-show='profile.achievements.beastMaster')
   div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.beastMaster}')
-    h5=env.t('beastMasterName')
-    small=env.t('beastMasterText')
-    small(ng-if='profile.achievements.beastMasterCount')
-      =env.t('beastMasterText2', {count: "{{profile.achievements.beastMasterCount}}"})
-  hr
-
-div(ng-if='profile.achievements.mountMaster || user._id == profile._id')
-  .achievement.achievement-wolf(ng-show='profile.achievements.mountMaster')
-  div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.mountMaster}')
-    h5=env.t('mountMasterName')
-    small=env.t('mountMasterText')
-    small(ng-if='profile.achievements.mountMasterCount')
-      =env.t('mountMasterText2', {count: "{{profile.achievements.mountMasterCount}}"})
-  hr
-
-div(ng-if='profile.achievements.triadBingo || user._id == profile._id')
-  .achievement.achievement-triadbingo(ng-show='profile.achievements.triadBingo')
-  div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.triadBingo}')
-    h5=env.t('triadBingoName')
-    small=env.t('triadBingoText')
-    small(ng-if='profile.achievements.triadBingoCount')
-      =env.t('triadBingoText2', {count: "{{profile.achievements.triadBingoCount}}"})
+    h5=env.t('beastMastName')
+    small=env.t('beastMastText')
   hr
 
 div(ng-if='profile.achievements.rebirths')
@@ -116,24 +86,28 @@ div(ng-if='profile.achievements.rebirths')
     |&nbsp;{{profile.achievements.rebirthLevel}}.
   hr
 
-div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.helpedHabit')
+div(ng-if='profile.achievements.helpedHabit')
   .achievement.achievement-tree
   h5=env.t('helped')
   small
     =env.t('helpedText1')
     |&nbsp;
-    +aLink('http://community.habitrpg.com/node/290', env.t('helpedText2'))
+    a(href='http://community.habitrpg.com/node/290', target='_blank')=env.t('helpedText2')
   hr
 
-div(ng-if=':: profile.achievements.originalUser || profile.achievements.veteran')
+div(ng-if='profile.achievements.veteran')
   .achievement.achievement-cake
-  div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.veteran')
+  div(ng-if='profile.achievements.veteran')
     h5=env.t('veteran')
     small=env.t('veteranText')
-  div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.originalUser')
-    h5=env.t('originalUser')
-    small!=env.t('originalUserText')
   hr
+  
+div(ng-if='profile.achievements.originalUser')
+  .achievement.achievement-alpha
+  div(ng-if='profile.achievements.originalUser')
+    h5=env.t('originalUser')
+    small=env.t('originalUserText')
+  hr 
 
 div(ng-if='profile.achievements.challenges || user._id == profile._id')
   // This is a very strange icon to use. revisit
@@ -141,8 +115,8 @@ div(ng-if='profile.achievements.challenges || user._id == profile._id')
   div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.challenges}')
     h5=env.t('challengeWinner')
     table.table.table-striped
-      tr(ng-repeat='chal in profile.achievements.challenges track by $index')
-        td {{::chal}}
+      tr(ng-repeat='chal in profile.achievements.challenges')
+        td {{chal}}
   hr
 
 div(ng-if='profile.achievements.quests || user._id == profile._id')
@@ -151,7 +125,7 @@ div(ng-if='profile.achievements.quests || user._id == profile._id')
     h5=env.t('completedQuests')
     table.table.table-striped
       tr(ng-repeat='(k,v) in profile.achievements.quests')
-        td {{::Content.quests[k].text()}}
+        td {{Content.quests[k].text}}
         td x{{v}}
   hr
 
@@ -162,53 +136,16 @@ div(ng-if='profile.achievements.snowball')
     =env.t('annoyingFriendsText', {snowballs: "{{profile.achievements.snowball}}"})
   hr
 
-div(ng-if='profile.achievements.spookDust')
-  .achievement.achievement-spookDust
-  h5=env.t('alarmingFriends')
-  small
-    =env.t('alarmingFriendsText', {spookDust: "{{profile.achievements.spookDust}}"})
-  hr
-
-div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.habitBirthdays')
+div(ng-if='profile.achievements.habitBirthday')
   .achievement.achievement-habitBirthday
   h5=env.t('habitBirthday')
-  small(ng-if='::profile.achievements.habitBirthdays == 1')
+  small
     =env.t('habitBirthdayText')
-  small(ng-if='::profile.achievements.habitBirthdays > 1')
-    =env.t('habitBirthdayPluralText', {number: "{{profile.achievements.habitBirthdays}}"})
   hr
 
-div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.valentine')
+div(ng-if='profile.achievements.valentine')
   .achievement.achievement-valentine
   h5=env.t('adoringFriends')
   small
-    =env.t('adoringFriendsText', {cards: "{{::profile.achievements.valentine}}"})
-  hr
-
-div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.quests.dilatory')
-  .achievement.achievement-dilatory
-  h5=env.t('achievementDilatory')
-  small
-    =env.t('achievementDilatoryText')
-  hr
-
-div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.costumeContest')
-  .achievement.achievement-costumeContest
-  h5=env.t('costumeContest')
-  small
-  =env.t('costumeContestText')
-  hr
-
-div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.nye')
-  .achievement.achievement-nye
-  h5=env.t('auldAcquaintance')
-  small
-    =env.t('auldAcquaintanceText', {cards: "{{::profile.achievements.nye}}"})
-  hr
-
-div(ng-if='::profile.achievements.quests.stressbeast')
-  .achievement.achievement-stoikalm
-  h5=env.t('achievementStressbeast')
-  small
-    =env.t('achievementStressbeastText')
+    =env.t('adoringFriendsText', {cards: "{{profile.achievements.valentine}}"})
   hr