habitica/website/common/locales/en@pirate/gear.json

{
    "set": "Set",
    "equipmentType": "Type",
    "klass": "Ship's Rank",
    "groupBy": "Sort By <%= type %>",
    "classBonus": "(This item matches yer class, so it gets an additional 1.5 Stat multiplier.)",
    "classArmor": "Class Wardrobe",
    "featuredset": "Featur'd Set <%= name %>",
    "mysterySets": "Hidd'n Treasure Sets",
    "gearNotOwned": "Ye do not own this item.",
    "noGearItemsOfType": "Ye don't own any o' these.",
    "noGearItemsOfClass": "Ye already 'ave all yer class equipment! More will be releas'd durin' th' Grand Galas, near th' solstices an' equinoxes.",
    "classLockedItem": "This item only be available t' a specific type o' class. Once ye be 10 or above, ye can change yer type under th' User icon > Settin's > Character Build!",
    "tierLockedItem": "This item only be available once ye've purchased th' previous items in sequence. Keep workin' yer way up!",
    "sortByType": "Type",
    "sortByPrice": "Pieces o' eight needed",
    "sortByCon": "CON",
    "sortByPer": "PER",
    "sortByStr": "STR",
    "sortByInt": "INT",
    "weapon": "weapon",
    "weaponCapitalized": "Main-Hand Item",
    "weaponBase0Text": "No Weap'n",
    "weaponBase0Notes": "No Weap'n.",
    "weaponWarrior0Text": "Saber o' Trainin'",
    "weaponWarrior0Notes": "Practice weapon. It don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponWarrior1Text": "Saber",
    "weaponWarrior1Notes": "Simpleton privateer's blade. Increases yer Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior2Text": "Axe",
    "weaponWarrior2Notes": "Double-edn'd choppin' weapon. Increases yer Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior3Text": "Mornin' Star",
    "weaponWarrior3Notes": "Heavy club wit' brutal spikes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior4Text": "Sapph're Blade",
    "weaponWarrior4Notes": "Sword whose edge bites like th' north wind. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior5Text": "Red-jewel'd saber",
    "weaponWarrior5Notes": "Weapon whose forge-glow ne'er fades. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior6Text": "Gold'n Sword",
    "weaponWarrior6Notes": "Bane 'o creatures 'o darkness. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue0Text": "Dagg'r",
    "weaponRogue0Notes": "A scalawag's most basic weapon. It don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponRogue1Text": "Shorten'd saber",
    "weaponRogue1Notes": "Light, concealable blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue2Text": "Scimitar",
    "weaponRogue2Notes": "Slashin' sword, swift t' deliver a killin' blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue3Text": "Kukri",
    "weaponRogue3Notes": "Distinctive bush knife, both survival device 'n weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue4Text": "Nunchaku",
    "weaponRogue4Notes": "Heavy batons whirled 'bout on a length 'o chain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue5Text": "Ninja-to",
    "weaponRogue5Notes": "Sleek an' deadly as th' ninja 'emselves. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue6Text": "Hook Sword",
    "weaponRogue6Notes": "Complex weapon adept at ensnarin' 'n disarmin' opponents. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWizard0Text": "Apprentice Staff",
    "weaponWizard0Notes": "Practice staff. It don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponWizard1Text": "Wooden Staff",
    "weaponWizard1Notes": "Basic implement 'o carven wood. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard2Text": "Jeweled Staff",
    "weaponWizard2Notes": "Focuses power through a precious stone. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard3Text": "Iron Staff",
    "weaponWizard3Notes": "Plated in metal t' channel heat, cold, 'n lightnin'. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard4Text": "Brass Staff",
    "weaponWizard4Notes": "As powerful as it be heavy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard5Text": "Archmage Staff",
    "weaponWizard5Notes": "Assists in weavin' th' most complex 'o spells. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard6Text": "Golden Staff",
    "weaponWizard6Notes": "Fashioned 'o orichalcum, th' alchemic gold, mighty 'n rare. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponHealer0Text": "Novice Rod",
    "weaponHealer0Notes": "Fer sawbones in learnin'. It don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponHealer1Text": "Acolyte Rod",
    "weaponHealer1Notes": "Crafted durin' a sawbones' initiation. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer2Text": "Quartz Rod",
    "weaponHealer2Notes": "Topped wit' a gem bearin' curative properties. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer3Text": "Amethyst Rod",
    "weaponHealer3Notes": "Purifies poison at a touch. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer4Text": "Physician Rod",
    "weaponHealer4Notes": "As much a badge 'o office as a healin' device. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer5Text": "Royal Scepter",
    "weaponHealer5Notes": "Fit to grace th' hand 'o a monarch, or 'o one who stands at a monarch's right hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer6Text": "Golden Scepter",
    "weaponHealer6Notes": "Soothes th' pain 'o all who look upon it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecial0Text": "Dark Souls Blade",
    "weaponSpecial0Notes": "Feasts upon foes' life essence to power its wicked strokes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecial1Text": "Crystal Blade",
    "weaponSpecial1Notes": "Its glittering facets tell the tale of a hero. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "weaponSpecial2Text": "Stephen Weber's Shaft o' th' Dragon",
    "weaponSpecial2Notes": "Feel th' potency 'o th' dragon surge from within! Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecial3Text": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "weaponSpecial3Notes": "Meetin's, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Strength, Intelligence, 'n Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalText": "Critical Hammer o' Bug-Crushin'",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalNotes": "This champion slew a critical GitHub foe where many warriors fell. Fashioned from the bones of Bug, this hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Sword",
    "weaponSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This sword was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesText": "Trident o' Crashin' Tides",
    "weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesNotes": "Gives ye th' ability t' command fish, an' also deliver some mighty stabs t' yer tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecialTaskwoodsLanternText": "Taskwoods Lantern",
    "weaponSpecialTaskwoodsLanternNotes": "Given at the dawn of time to the guardian ghost of the Taskwood Orchards, this lantern can illuminate the deepest darkness and weave powerful spells. Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialBardInstrumentText": "Bardic Lute",
    "weaponSpecialBardInstrumentNotes": "Strum a merry tune on this magical lute! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialLunarScytheText": "Lunar Scythe",
    "weaponSpecialLunarScytheNotes": "Wax this scythe regularly, or its power will wane. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialMammothRiderSpearText": "Mammoth Rider Spear",
    "weaponSpecialMammothRiderSpearNotes": "This rose quartz-tipped spear will imbue you with ancient spell-casting power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecialPageBannerText": "Page Banner",
    "weaponSpecialPageBannerNotes": "Wave your banner high to inspire confidence! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageText": "Roguish Rainbow Message",
    "weaponSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes": "This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyText": "Skeleton Key",
    "weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyNotes": "All the best Sneakthieves carry a key that can open any lock! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "weaponSpecialNomadsScimitarText": "Nomad's Scimitar",
    "weaponSpecialNomadsScimitarNotes": "The curved blade of this Scimitar is perfect for attacking Tasks from the back of a mount! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecialFencingFoilText": "Fencing Foil",
    "weaponSpecialFencingFoilNotes": "Should anyone dare to impugn your honor, you'll be ready with this fine foil! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecialTachiText": "Tachi",
    "weaponSpecialTachiNotes": "This light and curved sword will shred your tasks to ribbons! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecialAetherCrystalsText": "Aether Crystals",
    "weaponSpecialAetherCrystalsNotes": "These bracers and crystals once belonged to the Lost Masterclasser herself. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "weaponSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Spear",
    "weaponSpecialYetiNotes": "This spear allows its user t' command any yeti. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Pole",
    "weaponSpecialSkiNotes": "A weapon capable o' destroying hordes o' enemies! It also helps th' user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Staff",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes": "A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "This wand sparkles wi' unlimited healin' power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great for scalin' tall buildings, an' also fer shreddin' carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Carrot Sword",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This mighty sword can slice foes wit' ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Staff",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Only th' most powerful rodents can brave their hunger t' wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerText": "Lovely Bone",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "FETCH! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Cutlass",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! Ye be makin' those Dailies walk th' plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Seafarin' Slicer",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "There isn't a task in any T'-Do list willin' t' tangle wi' this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp Catcher",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This trident is used t' spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvestin'! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerText": "Wand of the Shallows",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This wand, made o' aquamarine an' live coral, be mighty attractive t' schools o' fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorText": "Grabby Claw o' Science",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "This grabby claw is at th' very cuttin' edge o' technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageText": "Magic Broom",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageNotes": "This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerText": "Scarab Wand",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes": "The scarab on this wand protects an' heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Ice Spike",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You truly, definitely, absolutely jus' picked these up off o' th' ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Sword",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This delicious sword probably attracts monsters... but ye be up fer th' challenge! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Winter-lit Staff",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "Th' light o' this crystal staff fills hearts with cheer. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothing Scepter",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This scepter warms sore muscles an' soothes away stress. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Exploding Squeak",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Don't let th' sound fool ye - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Bone Club",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "It be a real bone club fer real fierce doggies an' be definitely not a chew toy that th' Seas'nal Sorceress gave ye 'cause who's a good doggy? Whoooo be a good doggy?? It's ye!!! Ye be a good doggy!!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Conjure yerself a carrot wit' this fancy wand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Cat Rattle",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "When ye wave it, it makes a fascinatin' clickety noise that would keep ANYONE entertain'd fer hours. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Firin' Coral",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This relative o' fire coral has th' ability t' propel its venom through th' water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Sun Swordfish",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "The Sun Swordfish is a fearsome weapon, provided that it can be induced to stop wriggling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Staff",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power be glimmerin' in th' jewels o' this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Wand o' th' Waves",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Cures seasickness an' sea sickness! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Ax",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fearsome To-Dos cower like the yellow-bellied saps they be, before the flappin' of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Wooden Plank",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Handy for elevatin' things in cornfields and/or smackin' tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015MageText": "Enchanted Thread",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "A mighty powerful Stitch Witch can control this enchanted thread without even layin' a hand on it! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Swamp-Slime Potion",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "Brewed to perfection! Now ye jus' have ti convince yerself to drink it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Mug",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "Warmin' drink, or boilin' projectile? Ye decide... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Sturdy Shovel",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Shovel overdue tasks out of the way! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Sorcerous Snowboard",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "Your moves are so sick, they must be magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Confetti Cannon",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HAPPY WINTER WONDERLAND!!!!!!!! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Fire Bolas",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Cheese Mallet",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "No one has as many friends as the mouse with tender cheeses. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Staff of Bells",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Abra-cat-abra! So dazzling, you might mesmerize yourself! Ooh... it jingles... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Spring Flower Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "With a wave and a wink, you bring the fields and forests into bloom! Or bop troublesome mice on the head. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016RogueText": "Electric Rod",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes": "Anyone who battles you is in for a shocking surprise... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Hooked Sword",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "Bite them tough tasks wit' this hook'd sword! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016MageText": "Seafoam Staff",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016MageNotes": "All the power of the seas filters through this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Healing Trident",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "One spike harms, the other heals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016RogueText": "Spiderbite Dagger",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016RogueNotes": "Feel the sting of the spider's bite! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Attacking Roots",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "Attack your tasks with these twisting roots! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016MageText": "Ominous Orb",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016MageNotes": "Don't ask this orb to tell your future... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Venomous Serpent",
    "weaponSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "One bite harms, and another bite heals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017RogueText": "Ice Axe",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes": "This axe is great for attack, defense, and ice-climbing! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Stick of Might",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "Conquer yer goals by whackin' 'em wit' this mighty stick! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017MageText": "Winter Wolf Crystal Staff",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017MageNotes": "The glowing blue crystal set in the end of this staff is called the Winter Wolf's Eye! It channels magic from snow and ice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Sugar-Spun Wand",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "This wand can reach into your dreams and bring you visions of dancing sugarplums. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Karrotana",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "These blades will make quick work of tasks, but also are handy for slicing vegetables! Yum! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Feathery Whip",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "This mighty whip will tame the unruliest task. But.. It's also… So FUN AND DISTRACTING!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017MageText": "Magic Fetching Stick",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "When you're not crafting spells with it, you can throw it and then bring it back! What fun!! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Egg Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "The true magic of this wand is the secret of new life inside the colorful shell. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017RogueText": "Sea Dragon Fins",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes": "The edges of these fins are razor-sharp. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Mighties' Beach Umbrella",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "All fear it. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017MageText": "Whirlpool Whips",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017MageNotes": "Summon up magical whips of boiling water to smite your tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Pearl Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "A single touch from this pearl-tipped wand soothes away all wounds. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017RogueText": "Candied Apple Mace",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017RogueNotes": "Defeat your foes with sweetness! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Candy Corn Lance",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "All yer foes will cower before this tasty-looking lance, nay regarding whether they be ghosts, monsters, or red To-Dos. Increases yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017MageText": "Spooky Staff",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017MageNotes": "The eyes of the glowing skull on this staff radiate magic and mystery. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Creepy Candelabra",
    "weaponSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "This light dispels fear and lets others know you're here to help. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018RogueText": "Peppermint Hook",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes": "Perfect for climbing walls or distracting your foes with sweet, sweet candy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Holiday Bow Hammer",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "The sparkly appearance of this bright weapon will dazzle your enemies as you swing it! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018MageText": "Holiday Confetti",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018MageNotes": "Magic--and glitter--is in the air! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Wand",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "This mistletoe ball is sure to enchant and delight passersby! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018RogueText": "Buoyant Bullrush",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes": "What might appear to be cute cattails are actually quite effective weapons in the right wings. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Axe of Daybreak",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "Made of bright gold, this axe is mighty enough to attack the reddest task! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018MageText": "Tulip Stave",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018MageNotes": "This magic flower never wilts! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Rod",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "The stones in this staff will focus your power when you cast healing spells! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018RogueText": "Fishing Rod",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes": "This lightweight, practically unbreakable rod and reel can be dual-wielded to maximize your DPS (Dragonfish Per Summer). Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Fish Spear",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Mighty enough for battle, elegant enough for ceremony, this exquisitely crafted spear shows you will protect your home surf no matter what! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018MageText": "Lionfish Fin Rays",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018MageNotes": "Underwater, magic based on fire, ice, or electricity can prove hazardous to the Mage wielding it. Conjuring poisonous spines, however, works brilliantly! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Trident",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "With a benevolent gesture, you command healing water to flow through your dominions in waves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Vial of Clarity",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "When you need to come back to your senses, when you need a little boost to make the right decision, take a deep breath and a sip. It'll be OK! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Whip of Minos",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "Not quite long enough to unwind behind you for keeping your bearings in a maze. Well, maybe a very small maze. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018MageText": "Staff of Sweetness",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018MageNotes": "This is no ordinary lollipop! The glowing orb of magic sugar atop this staff has the power to make good habits stick to you. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Starving Staff",
    "weaponSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "Just keep this staff fed, and it will bestow Blessings. If you forget to feed it, keep your fingers out of reach. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019RogueText": "Poinsettia Bouquet",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019RogueNotes": "Use this festive bouquet to further camouflage yourself, or generously gift it to brighten a friend's day! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Snowflake Halberd",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "This snowflake was grown, ice crystal by ice crystal, into a diamond-hard blade! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019MageText": "Fiery Dragon Staff",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019MageNotes": "Watch out! This explosive staff be ready t' help ye take on anyone. Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Wint'r Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Wand of Winter",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "Winter can be a time of rest and healing, and so this wand of winter magic can help to soothe the most grievous hurts. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponMystery201411Text": "Pitchfork o' Feasting",
    "weaponMystery201411Notes": "Stab yer enemies or dig in to yer favorite vittles - this here versatile pitchfork does it all! It don't benefit ye.\nNovember 2014 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "weaponMystery201502Text": "Shimmery Winged Staff of Love and Also Truth",
    "weaponMystery201502Notes": "Fer WINGS! Fer LOVE! Fer ALSO TRUTH! It don't benefit ye. February 2015 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "weaponMystery201505Text": "Green Knight Lance",
    "weaponMystery201505Notes": "This green an' silver lance has unseated many an opponent from their mounts. It don't benefit ye. May 2015 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "weaponMystery201611Text": "Copious Cornucopia",
    "weaponMystery201611Notes": "All manner o' delicious an' wholesome foods spill forth from this horn. Enjoy th' feast! It don't benefit ye. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponMystery201708Text": "Lava Sword",
    "weaponMystery201708Notes": "Th' fiery glow o' this sword will make quick work o' even dark red Tasks! It don't benefit ye. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponMystery201811Text": "Splendid Sorcerer's Staff",
    "weaponMystery201811Notes": "This magical stave be as powerful as it be elegant. It don't benefit ye. November 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Cane",
    "weaponMystery301404Notes": "Excellent fer struttin' about town. March 3015 Subscriber Item. It don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowText": "Basic Crossbow",
    "weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowNotes": "This crossbow can pierce a task's armor from very far away! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireLunarSceptreText": "Soothin' Lunar Sceptre",
    "weaponArmoireLunarSceptreNotes": "The healing power of this wand waxes an' wanes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireRancherLassoText": "Rancher Lasso",
    "weaponArmoireRancherLassoNotes": "Lassos: the ideal tool for rounding up and wrangling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordText": "Mythmaker Sword",
    "weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordNotes": "Though humble it may seem, this sword has made many mythic heroes. Increases Perception an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireIronCrookText": "Iron Crook",
    "weaponArmoireIronCrookNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this iron crook be good at herdin' sheep. Increases Perception an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffText": "Gold Wing Staff",
    "weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffNotes": "The wings on this staff constantly flutter and twist. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireBatWandText": "Bat Wand",
    "weaponArmoireBatWandNotes": "This wand can turn any task into a bat! Wave it about an' watch 'em fly away. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchant'd Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookText": "Shepherd's Crook",
    "weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookNotes": "Useful for herdin' gryphons. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffText": "Crystal Crescent Staff",
    "weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffNotes": "Summon th' power of th' crescent moon with this shinin' staff! Increases Intelligence an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireBlueLongbowText": "Blue Longbow",
    "weaponArmoireBlueLongbowNotes": "Ready... Aim... Fire! This bow has great range. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireGlowingSpearText": "Glowing Spear",
    "weaponArmoireGlowingSpearNotes": "This spear hypnotizes wild tasks so ye can attack 'em. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchant'd Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireBarristerGavelText": "Barrister Gavel",
    "weaponArmoireBarristerGavelNotes": "Order! Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireJesterBatonText": "Jester Baton",
    "weaponArmoireJesterBatonNotes": "With a wave of your baton and some witty repartee, even the most complicated situations become clear. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireMiningPickaxText": "Mining Pickax",
    "weaponArmoireMiningPickaxNotes": "Mine the maximum amount of gold from your tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowText": "Basic Longbow",
    "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowNotes": "A serviceable hand-me-down bow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaText": "Habitican Diploma",
    "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes": "A certificate o' significant achievement -- well done! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireSandySpadeText": "Sandy Spade",
    "weaponArmoireSandySpadeNotes": "A tool fer diggin', as well as flickin' sand into th' eyes o' enemy monsters. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireCannonText": "Cannon",
    "weaponArmoireCannonNotes": "Arr! Set yer aim wit' determination. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowText": "Vermilion Archer Bow",
    "weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowNotes": "Yer arrow will fly like a shooting star from this brilliant red bow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireOgreClubText": "Ogre Club",
    "weaponArmoireOgreClubNotes": "This club was salvaged from an actual Ogre's lair. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 2 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffText": "Wood Elf Staff",
    "weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffNotes": "Made from a fallen limb of an ancient tree, this staff will help you communicate with forest denizens great and small. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsText": "Wand of Hearts",
    "weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsNotes": "This wand sparkles with a warm red light. It will also grant your heart wisdom. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffText": "Forest Fungus Staff",
    "weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffNotes": "Use this gnarled staff to work mycological magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerText": "Festival Firecracker",
    "weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerNotes": "Enjoy this delightful sparkler responsibly. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayText": "Merchant's Display Tray",
    "weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayNotes": "Use this lacquered tray to show the fine goods you're offering for sale. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireBattleAxeText": "Ancient Axe",
    "weaponArmoireBattleAxeNotes": "This fine iron axe is well-suited to battling your fiercest foes or your most difficult tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireHoofClippersText": "Hoof Clippers",
    "weaponArmoireHoofClippersNotes": "Trim th' hooves o' yer hard-workin' steeds t' help 'em stay healthy as they carry ye t' adventure! Increases Strength, Intelligence, an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchant'd Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireWeaversCombText": "Weaver's Comb",
    "weaponArmoireWeaversCombNotes": "Use this comb to pack your weft threads together to make a tightly woven fabric. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireLamplighterText": "Lamplighter",
    "weaponArmoireLamplighterNotes": "This long pole has a wick on one end fer lightin' lamps, an' a hook on th' other end fer puttin' 'em out. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireCoachDriversWhipText": "Coach Driver's Whip",
    "weaponArmoireCoachDriversWhipNotes": "Your steeds know what they're doing, so this whip is just for show (and the neat snapping sound!). Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireScepterOfDiamondsText": "Scepter of Diamonds",
    "weaponArmoireScepterOfDiamondsNotes": "This scepter shines with a warm red glow as it grants you increased willpower. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 3 of 4).",
    "weaponArmoireFlutteryArmyText": "Fluttery Army",
    "weaponArmoireFlutteryArmyNotes": "This group of scrappy lepidopterans is ready to flap fiercely and cool down your reddest tasks! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 3 of 4).",
    "weaponArmoireCobblersHammerText": "Cobbler's Hammer",
    "weaponArmoireCobblersHammerNotes": "This hammer is specially made for leatherwork. It can do a real number on a red Daily in a pinch, though. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireGlassblowersBlowpipeText": "Glassblower's Blowpipe",
    "weaponArmoireGlassblowersBlowpipeNotes": "Use this tube t' blow molten glass into beautiful vases, ornaments, an' other fancy things. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoirePoisonedGobletText": "Poisoned Goblet",
    "weaponArmoirePoisonedGobletNotes": "Use this to build your resistance to iocane powder and other inconceivably dangerous poisons. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 3 of 4).",
    "weaponArmoireJeweledArcherBowText": "Jeweled Archer Bow",
    "weaponArmoireJeweledArcherBowNotes": "This bow of gold and gems will send your arrows to their targets at incredible speed. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweled Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireNeedleOfBookbindingText": "Needle of Bookbinding",
    "weaponArmoireNeedleOfBookbindingNotes": "You'd be surprised at how tough books can be. This needle can pierce right to the heart of your chores. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 3 of 4).",
    "weaponArmoireSpearOfSpadesText": "Spear of Spades",
    "weaponArmoireSpearOfSpadesNotes": "This knightly lance is perfect for attacking your reddest Habits and Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ace of Spades Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireArcaneScrollText": "Arcane Scroll",
    "weaponArmoireArcaneScrollNotes": "This ancient T' Do list be filled wit' strange symbols an' spells from a fergotten age. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Scribe Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "armor": "armor",
    "armorCapitalized": "Armor",
    "armorBase0Text": "Plain Slops",
    "armorBase0Notes": "Ordinary slops. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorWarrior1Text": "Leather Armor",
    "armorWarrior1Notes": "Jerkin 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior2Text": "Chain Mail",
    "armorWarrior2Notes": "Armor 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior3Text": "Plate Armor",
    "armorWarrior3Notes": "Suit 'o all-encasin' steel, th' pride 'o knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior4Text": "Red Armor",
    "armorWarrior4Notes": "Heavy plate glowin' wit' defensive enchantments. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior5Text": "Golden Armor",
    "armorWarrior5Notes": "Looks ceremonial, but no known blade can pierce it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorRogue1Text": "Oiled Leather",
    "armorRogue1Notes": "Leather armor treated to reduce noise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue2Text": "Black Leather",
    "armorRogue2Notes": "Colored wit' dark dye to blend into shadows. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue3Text": "Camouflage Vest",
    "armorRogue3Notes": "Equally discreet in dungeon or wilderness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue4Text": "Penumbral Armor",
    "armorRogue4Notes": "Wraps th' wearer in a veil 'o twilight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue5Text": "Umbral Armor",
    "armorRogue5Notes": "Allows stealth in th' open in broad daylight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorWizard1Text": "Magician Robe",
    "armorWizard1Notes": "Hedge-mage's outfit. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard2Text": "Wizard Robe",
    "armorWizard2Notes": "Clothes fer a wanderin' wonder-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard3Text": "Robe o' Mysteries",
    "armorWizard3Notes": "Denotes initiation into elite secrets. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard4Text": "Archmagician Robe",
    "armorWizard4Notes": "Spirits 'n elementals bow before it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Robe",
    "armorWizard5Notes": "Symbol 'o th' power behind th' throne. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorHealer1Text": "Acolyte Robe",
    "armorHealer1Notes": "Garment showin' humility 'n purpose. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer2Text": "Medic Robe",
    "armorHealer2Notes": "Worn by them dedicated to tendin' th' wounded in battle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer3Text": "Defender Mantle",
    "armorHealer3Notes": "Turns th' sawbones' own magics inward to fend off harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer4Text": "Physician Mantle",
    "armorHealer4Notes": "Projects authority 'n dissipates curses. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer5Text": "Royal Mantle",
    "armorHealer5Notes": "Attire 'o them who have saved th' lives 'o kin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial0Text": "Shade Armor",
    "armorSpecial0Notes": "Screams when struck, fer it feels pain in its wearer's place. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial1Text": "Crystal Armor",
    "armorSpecial1Notes": "Its tireless power inures the wearer to mundane discomfort. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "armorSpecial2Text": "Jean Chalard's Noble Tunic",
    "armorSpecial2Notes": "Makes ye extra fluffy! Increases Constitution 'n Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "armorSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Armor",
    "armorSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This armor was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorText": "Finned Oceanic Armor",
    "armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorNotes": "Although delicate, this armor makes yer skin as harmful t' th' touch as a fire coral. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "armorSpecialPyromancersRobesText": "Pyromancer's Robes",
    "armorSpecialPyromancersRobesNotes": "These elegant robes bestow each strike and spell with a burst of ethereal fire. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecialBardRobesText": "Bardic Robes",
    "armorSpecialBardRobesNotes": "These colorful robes may be conspicuous, but you can sing your way out of any situation. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorSpecialLunarWarriorArmorText": "Lunar Warrior Armor",
    "armorSpecialLunarWarriorArmorNotes": "This armor is forged of moonstone and magical steel. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "armorSpecialMammothRiderArmorText": "Mammoth Rider Armor",
    "armorSpecialMammothRiderArmorNotes": "This suit of fur and leather includes a snazzy cape studded with rose quartz gems. It will protect you from bitter winds as you adventure in the coldest climes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecialPageArmorText": "Page Armor",
    "armorSpecialPageArmorNotes": "Carry everything you need in your perfect pack! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerRobesText": "Roguish Rainbow Messenger Robes",
    "armorSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerRobesNotes": "These vividly striped robes will allow you to fly through gale-force winds smoothly and safely. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "armorSpecialSneakthiefRobesText": "Sneakthief Robes",
    "armorSpecialSneakthiefRobesNotes": "These robes will help hide you in the dead of night, but will also allow freedom of movement as you silently sneak about! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesText": "Snow Sovereign Robes",
    "armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesNotes": "These robes are elegant enough for court, yet warm enough for the coldest winter day. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorSpecialNomadsCuirassText": "Nomad's Cuirass",
    "armorSpecialNomadsCuirassNotes": "This armor features a strong chest-plate to protect your heart! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecialDandySuitText": "Dandy Suit",
    "armorSpecialDandySuitNotes": "You're undeniably dressed for success! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorSpecialSamuraiArmorText": "Samurai Armor",
    "armorSpecialSamuraiArmorNotes": "This strong, scaled armor is held together by elegant silk cords. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorBaseText": "Turkey Armor",
    "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorBaseNotes": "Keep yer drumsticks warm n' cozy in this feathery armor! It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorGildedText": "Gilded Turkey Armor",
    "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorGildedNotes": "Strut yer stuff in this seas'nally shiny armor! It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Robe",
    "armorSpecialYetiNotes": "Fuzzy an' fierce. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Parka",
    "armorSpecialSkiNotes": "Full o' secret daggers an' ski trail maps. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Robe",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneNotes": "Spun from sugar an' silk. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Robe",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "A robe t' keep ye warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayText": "Absurd Parrrty Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayNotes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Absurd Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2015Text": "Silly Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2015Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Silly Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2016Text": "Ridiculous Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2016Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Ridiculous Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2017Text": "Whimsical Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2017Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Whimsical Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2018Text": "Fanciful Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2018Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Fanciful Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2019Text": "Outlandish Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2019Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Outlandish Party Robes t' celebrate this wond'rful day. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Armor",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueText": "Sleek Cat Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Impeccably groomed. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Soft as clover, strong as steel! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageText": "Rodentia Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Mice be nice! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerText": "Fuzzy Puppy Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Warm an' snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "These robes be very cozy, yarrrr! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "Complete with buckle, as well as swash. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageText": "Emerald Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This garment o' shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerText": "Seahealer Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This garment o' shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Vivid. Velvet. Vampiric. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorText": "Lab-coat of Science",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Protects ye from mysterious potion spills. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallMageText": "Witchy Wizard Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallMageNotes": "This robe has plenty o' pockets t' hold extra helpin's o' eye o' newt an' tongue o' frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerText": "Gauzy Gear",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Charge into battle pre-bandaged! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "This armor be freezing cold, but it will definitely be worth it when ye uncover th' untold riches at th' center o' th' Icicle Drake hives. Not that ye be  lookin' for any such untold riches, because ye be truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake, okay?! Stop asking questions! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Cozy an' warm, straight from th' oven! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Boreal Robe",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "Ye can see th' glimmering lights o' th' north in this robe. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Skating Outfit",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "Ice-skating be very relaxing, but ye shouldn't try it without this protective gear in case ye get attacked by th' icicle drakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Squeaker Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Furry, soft, an' definitely not flammable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Only th' fiercest doggy be allowed t' be this fluffy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Bunny Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Yer coattails match yer cottontail! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Catsuit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "This soft catsuit be comfortable, an' as comfortin' as mint tea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Ruby Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This garment of shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Reef Renegade! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Golden Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "This garment of shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Sunfish Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power resides in the puffs o' these sleeves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Armor",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "This armor lets everyone know that ye be an honest merchant sailor who would never dream of behaving like a scalawag.  Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fly into bat-tle! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Scarecrow Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Despite bein' stuffed with straw, this armor be mighty cumbersome! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015MageText": "Stitched Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "Every stitch in this armor be shimmerin' with enchantment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Potioner Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "What? O'course that was a potion of constitution. No, you are definitely not turning into a frog! Don't be ribbiticulous. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "This leather armor keeps you nice and toasty. Is it actually made from cocoa? Ye'll never tell. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Snowman Suit",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Brr! This padded armor is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Snowboarder Parka",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "The wisest wizard keeps well-bundled in the winter wind. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Festive Fairy Cloak",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Festive Fairies wrap their body wings around themselves for protection as they use their head wings to catch headwinds and fly around Habitica at speeds of up to 100 mph, delivering gifts an' sprayin' everyone with confetti. How droll. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Canine Camo Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "A clever pup knows to choose a brighter guise for concealment when everything is green and vibrant. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Mighty Mail",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "Though you be but little, you are fierce! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Grand Malkin Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Brightly colored, so you won't be mistaken for a necromouser. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Fluffy Bunny Breeches",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "Hippity hop! Bound from hill to hill, healing those in need. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016RogueText": "Eel Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes": "This electrifying garment transforms its wearer into a real Eel Rogue! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Shark Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "This rough garment transforms its wearer into a real Shark Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016MageText": "Dolphin Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016MageNotes": "This slippery garment transforms its wearer into a real Dolphin Mage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Seahorse Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "This spiky garment transforms its wearer into a real Seahorse Healer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2016RogueText": "Black Widow Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2016RogueNotes": "The eyes on this armor are constantly blinking. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Slime-Streaked Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "Mysteriously moist and mossy! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2016MageText": "Cloak of Wickedness",
    "armorSpecialFall2016MageNotes": "When your cloak flaps, you hear the sound of cackling laughter. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Gorgon Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "These robes are actually made of stone. How are they so comfortable? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017RogueText": "Frosty Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes": "This stealthy suit reflects light to dazzle unsuspecting tasks as you take your rewards from them! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Ice Hockey Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "Show your team spirit and strength in this warm, padded armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017MageText": "Wolfish Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017MageNotes": "Made of winter's warmest wool and woven with spells by the mystical Winter Wolf, these robes stave off the chill and keep your mind alert! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Shimmer Petal Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "Though soft, this armor of petals has fantastic protective power. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Sneaky Bunny Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "Soft but strong, this suit helps you move through gardens with extra stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Pawsome Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "This fancy armor is as shiny as your finely groomed coat, but with added resistance to attack. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017MageText": "Canine Conjuror Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "Magical by design, fluffy by choice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Robes of Repose",
    "armorSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "The softness of these robes comforts you as well as any who need your healing help! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017RogueText": "Sea Dragon Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes": "This colorful garment transforms its wearer into a real Sea Dragon! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Sandy Armor",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "Don't be fooled by the crumbly exterior: this armor is harder than steel. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017MageText": "Whirlpool Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017MageNotes": "Careful not to get splashed by these robes woven of enchanted water! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Silversea Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "This garment of silvery scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2017RogueText": "Pumpkin Patch Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2017RogueNotes": "Need to hide out? Crouch among the Jack o' Lanterns and these robes will conceal you! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Strong and Sweet Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "This armor will protect you like a delicious candy shell. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2017MageText": "Masquerade Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2017MageNotes": "What masquerade ensemble would be complete without dramatic and sweeping robes? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Haunted House Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "Your heart is an open door. And your shoulders are roofing tiles! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018RogueText": "Reindeer Costume",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes": "You look so cute and fuzzy, who could suspect you are after holiday loot? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Wrapping Paper Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "Don't let the papery feel of this armor fool you. It's nearly impossible to rip! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018MageText": "Sparkly Tuxedo",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018MageNotes": "The ultimate in magical formalwear. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Robes",
    "armorSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "These robes are woven with spells for extra holiday joy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018RogueText": "Feather Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes": "This fluffy yellow costume will trick your enemies into thinking you're just a harmless ducky! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Armor of Dawn",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "This colorful plate is forged with the sunrise's fire. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018MageText": "Tulip Robe",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018MageNotes": "Your spell casting can only improve while clad in these soft, silky petals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "Let this bright armor infuse your heart with power for healing. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018RogueText": "Pocket Fishing Vest",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes": "Bobbers? Boxes of hooks? Spare line? Lockpicks? Smoke bombs? Whatever you need on hand for your summer fishing getaway, there's a pocket for it! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Tail Armor",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Dazzle onlookers with whorls of magnificent color as you spin and dart through the water. How could any opponent dare strike at this beauty? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018MageText": "Lionfish Scale Hauberk",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018MageNotes": "Venom magic has a reputation for subtlety. Not so this colorful armor, whose message is clear to beast and task alike: watch out! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "These cerulean vestments reveal that you have land-walking feet... well. Not even a monarch can be expected to be perfect. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Alter Ego Frock Coat",
    "armorSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "Style for the day. Comfort and protection for the night. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Minotaur Platemail",
    "armorSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "Complete with hooves to drum a soothing cadence as you walk your meditative labyrinth. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2018MageText": "Candymancer's Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2018MageNotes": "The fabric of these robes has magic candy woven right in! However, we recommend you not attempt to eat them. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Robes of Carnivory",
    "armorSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "It's made from plants, but that doesn't mean it's vegetarian. Bad habits are afraid to come within miles of these robes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019RogueText": "Poinsettia Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019RogueNotes": "Wit' holiday greenery all about, no one will notice an extra shrubbery! Ye can move through seas'nal gatherings wit' ease an' stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Glacial Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "In the heat of battle, this armor will keep you ice cool and ready for action. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019MageText": "Robes of Burning Inspiration",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019MageNotes": "This fireproof garb will help protect you if any of your flashes of brilliance should happen to backfire! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Midnight Robe",
    "armorSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "Without darkness, there wouldn't be any light. These dark robes help bring peace and rest to promote healing. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "armorMystery201402Text": "Messenger Robes",
    "armorMystery201402Notes": "Shimmering n' strong, these robes have many pockets t' carry letters. It don't benefit ye. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Armor",
    "armorMystery201403Notes": "This mossy armor o' woven wood bends wit' th' movement o' th' wearer. It don't benefit ye. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201405Text": "Flame o' Heart",
    "armorMystery201405Notes": "Nothin' can hurt ye when ye be swathed in flames! It don't benefit ye. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201406Text": "Octopus Robe",
    "armorMystery201406Notes": "This flexible robe makes it possible fer its wearer t' slip through even th' tiniest cracks. It don't benefit ye. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Suit",
    "armorMystery201407Notes": "Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" n' \"frankly, kind o' cumbersome\", this suit be th' best friend o' any intrepid undersea explorer. It don't benefit ye. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201408Text": "Sun Robes",
    "armorMystery201408Notes": "These robes be woven wit' sunlight n' gold. It don't benefit ye. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201409Text": "Strider Vest",
    "armorMystery201409Notes": "A leaf-covered vest that camouflages th' wearer. It don't benefit ye. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201410Text": "Goblin Gear",
    "armorMystery201410Notes": "Scaly, slimy, n' strong! It don't benefit ye. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201412Text": "Penguin Suit",
    "armorMystery201412Notes": "Yer a penguin! It don't benefit ye. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201501Text": "Starry Armor",
    "armorMystery201501Notes": "Galaxies shimmer in th' metal o' this armor, strengthenin' th' wearer's resolve. It don't benefit ye. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Armor",
    "armorMystery201503Notes": "This blue mineral symbolizes good luck, happiness, n' eternal productivity. It don't benefit ye. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Robe",
    "armorMystery201504Notes": "Ye'll be productive as a busy bee in this fetchin' robe! It don't benefit ye. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201506Text": "Snorkel Suit",
    "armorMystery201506Notes": "Snorkel through a coral reef in this brightly-colored swim suit! It don't benefit ye. June 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201508Text": "Cheetah Costume",
    "armorMystery201508Notes": "Run fast as a flash in th' fluffy Cheetah Costume! It don't benefit ye. August 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201509Text": "Werewolf Costume",
    "armorMystery201509Notes": "This BE a costume, right? It don't benefit ye. September 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201511Text": "Wooden Armor",
    "armorMystery201511Notes": "Considering this armor was carved directly from a magical log, it be surprisingly comfortable. It don't benefit ye. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201512Text": "Cold Fire Armor",
    "armorMystery201512Notes": "Summon th' icy flames of winter! It don't benefit ye. December 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201603Text": "Lucky Suit",
    "armorMystery201603Notes": "This suit be sewn from thousands o' four-leafed clovers! It don't benefit ye. March 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201604Text": "Armor o' Leaves",
    "armorMystery201604Notes": "Ye, too, can be a small but fearsome leaf puff. It don't benefit ye. April 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201605Text": "Marching Bard Uniform",
    "armorMystery201605Notes": "Unlike th' traditional bards who join adventuring parties, bards who join Habitican marching bands are known fer grand parades, nah dungeon raids. It don't benefit ye. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201606Text": "Selkie Tail",
    "armorMystery201606Notes": "This strong tail shimmers like sea foam crashing upon th' shore. It don't benefit ye. June 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201607Text": "Seafloor Rogue Armor",
    "armorMystery201607Notes": "Blend into th' sea floor wit' this stealthy aquatic armor. It don't benefit ye. July 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201609Text": "Cow Armor",
    "armorMystery201609Notes": "Fit in wit' th' rest o' th' herd in this snuggly armor! It don't benefit ye. September 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201610Text": "Spectral Armor",
    "armorMystery201610Notes": "Mysterious armor that will cause ye t' float like a ghost! It don't benefit ye. October 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201612Text": "Nutcracker Armor",
    "armorMystery201612Notes": "Crack nuts in style in this spectacular holiday ensemble. Be careful not t' pinch yer fingers! It don't benefit ye. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201703Text": "Shimmer Armor",
    "armorMystery201703Notes": "Though its colors are reminiscent o' spring petals, this armor is stronger than steel! It don't benefit ye. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201704Text": "Fairytale Armor",
    "armorMystery201704Notes": "Fairy folk crafted this armor from morning dew t' capture th' colors o' th' sunrise. It don't benefit ye. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201707Text": "Jellymancer Armor",
    "armorMystery201707Notes": "This armor will help ye blend in wit' th' creatures o' th' ocean while ye pursue undersea quests and adventures. It don't benefit ye. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201710Text": "Imperious Imp Apparel",
    "armorMystery201710Notes": "Scaly, shiny, n' strong! It don't benefit ye. October 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201711Text": "Carpet Rider Outfit",
    "armorMystery201711Notes": "This cozy sweater set will help keep ye warm as ye ride through th' sky! It don't benefit ye. November 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201712Text": "Candlemancer Armor",
    "armorMystery201712Notes": "Th' heat an' light generat'd by this magic armor will warm yer heart but nev'r burn yer skin! It don't benefit ye. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201802Text": "Love Bug Armor",
    "armorMystery201802Notes": "This shiny armor reflects yer strength o' heart n' infuses it into any Habiticans nearby who may need encouragement! It don't benefit ye. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201806Text": "Alluring Anglerfish Tail",
    "armorMystery201806Notes": "This sinuous tail features glowing spots t' light yer way through th' deep. It don't benefit ye. June 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201807Text": "Sea Serpent Tail",
    "armorMystery201807Notes": "This powerful tail will propel ye through th' sea at incredible speeds! It don't benefit ye. July 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201808Text": "Lava Dragon Armor",
    "armorMystery201808Notes": "This armor be made from th' shed scales o' th' elusive (and extremely warm) Lava Dragon. It don't benefit ye. August 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201809Text": "Armor of Autumn Leaves",
    "armorMystery201809Notes": "Ye be nah only a wee 'n fearsome leaf puff, ye be sportin' th' most beautiful colors o' th' season! It don't benefit ye. September 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201810Text": "Dark Forest Robes",
    "armorMystery201810Notes": "These robes are extra warm t' protect ye from th' ghastly cold o' haunted realms. It don't benefit ye. October 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Suit",
    "armorMystery301404Notes": "Dapper n' dashing, wot! It don't benefit ye. February 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery301703Text": "Steampunk Peacock Gown",
    "armorMystery301703Notes": "This smart gown be well-suited fer even th' most extravagant gala! It don't benefit ye. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery301704Text": "Steampunk Pheasant Dress",
    "armorMystery301704Notes": "This fine outfit be perfect fer a night out n' about or a day in yer gadget workshop! It don't benefit ye. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorArmoireLunarArmorText": "Soothin' Lunar Armor",
    "armorArmoireLunarArmorNotes": "The light o' th' moon will make ye strong an' savvy. Increases Strength by <%= str %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothin' Lunar Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireGladiatorArmorText": "Gladiator Armor",
    "armorArmoireGladiatorArmorNotes": "T' be a gladiator ye must be not only cunning... but strong. Increases Perception by <%= per %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireRancherRobesText": "Rancher Robes",
    "armorArmoireRancherRobesNotes": "Wrangle yer mounts an' round up yer pets while wearin' these magical Rancher Robes! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireGoldenTogaText": "Golden Toga",
    "armorArmoireGoldenTogaNotes": "This glimmering toga only be worn by true heroes. Increases Strength an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireHornedIronArmorText": "Horned Iron Armor",
    "armorArmoireHornedIronArmorNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned armor be nearly impossible t' break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatText": "Plague Doctor Overcoat",
    "armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatNotes": "An authentic overcoat worn by th' doctors who battl'd the Plague of Procrastination. Don't benefit ye. Enchanted Chest: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireShepherdRobesText": "Shepherd Robes",
    "armorArmoireShepherdRobesNotes": "The fabric be cool and breathable, perfect for a hot day herding gryphons in the desert. Increases Strength an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireRoyalRobesText": "Royal Robes",
    "armorArmoireRoyalRobesNotes": "Wonderful ruler, rule all day long! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesText": "Crystal Crescent Robes",
    "armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesNotes": "These magical robes are luminescent at night. Increases Constitution an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorText": "Dragon Tamer Armor",
    "armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorNotes": "This tough armor is impenetrable to flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireBarristerRobesText": "Barrister Robes",
    "armorArmoireBarristerRobesNotes": "Very serious and stately. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireJesterCostumeText": "Jester Costume",
    "armorArmoireJesterCostumeNotes": "Tra-la-la! Despite the look of this costume, you are no fool. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireMinerOverallsText": "Miner Overalls",
    "armorArmoireMinerOverallsNotes": "They may seem worn, but they are enchanted to repel dirt. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorText": "Basic Archer Armor",
    "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorNotes": "This camouflaged vest lets you slip unnoticed through the forests. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireGraduateRobeText": "Graduate Robe",
    "armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes": "Congratulations! This weighty robe hangs heavy with all the knowledge you have accrued. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitText": "Striped Swimsuit",
    "armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitNotes": "What could be more fun than battling sea monsters on the beach? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireCannoneerRagsText": "Cannoneer Rags",
    "armorArmoireCannoneerRagsNotes": "These rags be tougher than they look. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireFalconerArmorText": "Falconer Armor",
    "armorArmoireFalconerArmorNotes": "Keep away talon attacks with this sturdy armor! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorText": "Vermilion Archer Armor",
    "armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorNotes": "This armor is made of a specially enchanted red metal for maximum protection, minimal restriction, and maximum flair! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireOgreArmorText": "Ogre Armor",
    "armorArmoireOgreArmorNotes": "This armor imitates an Ogre's tough skin, but it's lined with fleece for human comfort! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 3 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorText": "Iron Blue Archer Armor",
    "armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorNotes": "This armor will protect you from flying arrows on the battlefield! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireRedPartyDressText": "Red Party Dress",
    "armorArmoireRedPartyDressNotes": "You're strong, tough, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Strength, Constitution, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
    "armorArmoireWoodElfArmorText": "Wood Elf Armor",
    "armorArmoireWoodElfArmorNotes": "This armor of bark and leaves will serve as durable camouflage in the forest. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesText": "Ram Fleece Robes",
    "armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesNotes": "These robes keep you warm even through the fiercest blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireGownOfHeartsText": "Gown of Hearts",
    "armorArmoireGownOfHeartsNotes": "This gown has all the frills! But that's not all, it will also increase your heart's fortitude. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorText": "Mushroom Druid Armor",
    "armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorNotes": "This woody brown armor, capped with tiny mushrooms, will help you hear the whispers of forest life. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataText": "Green Festival Yukata",
    "armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataNotes": "This fine lightweight yukata will keep you cool while you enjoy any festive occasion. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireMerchantTunicText": "Merchant Tunic",
    "armorArmoireMerchantTunicNotes": "The wide sleeves of this tunic are perfect for stashing the coins you've earned! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireVikingTunicText": "Viking Tunic",
    "armorArmoireVikingTunicNotes": "This warm woolen tunic includes a cloak for extra coziness even in ocean gales. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuText": "Swan Dancer Tutu",
    "armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuNotes": "You just might fly away into the air as you spin in this gorgeous feathered tutu. Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorText": "Anti-Procrastination Armor",
    "armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorNotes": "Infused with ancient productivity spells, this steel armor will give you extra strength to battle your tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireYellowPartyDressText": "Yellow Party Dress",
    "armorArmoireYellowPartyDressNotes": "You're perceptive, strong, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
    "armorArmoireFarrierOutfitText": "Farrier Outfit",
    "armorArmoireFarrierOutfitNotes": "These sturdy work clothes can stand up to the messiest Stable. Increases Intelligence, Constitution, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitText": "Candlestick Maker Outfit",
    "armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitNotes": "This sturdy set of clothes will protect you from hot wax spills as you ply your craft! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireWovenRobesText": "Woven Robes",
    "armorArmoireWovenRobesNotes": "Display your weaving work proudly by wearing this colorful robe! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireLamplightersGreatcoatText": "Lamplighter's Greatcoat",
    "armorArmoireLamplightersGreatcoatNotes": "This heavy woolen coat can stand up to the harshest wintry night! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 2 of 4).",
    "armorArmoireCoachDriverLiveryText": "Coach Driver's Livery",
    "armorArmoireCoachDriverLiveryNotes": "This heavy overcoat will protect you from the weather as you drive. Plus it looks pretty snazzy, too! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireRobeOfDiamondsText": "Robe of Diamonds",
    "armorArmoireRobeOfDiamondsNotes": "These royal robes not only make you appear noble, they allow you to see the nobility within others. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 1 of 4).",
    "armorArmoireFlutteryFrockText": "Fluttery Frock",
    "armorArmoireFlutteryFrockNotes": "A light and airy gown with a wide skirt the butterflies might mistake for a giant blossom! Increases Constitution, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 1 of 4).",
    "armorArmoireCobblersCoverallsText": "Cobbler's Coveralls",
    "armorArmoireCobblersCoverallsNotes": "These sturdy coveralls have lots of pockets for tools, leather scraps, and other useful items! Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireGlassblowersCoverallsText": "Glassblower's Coveralls",
    "armorArmoireGlassblowersCoverallsNotes": "These coveralls will protect you while you're making masterpieces with hot molten glass. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 2 of 4).",
    "armorArmoireBluePartyDressText": "Blue Party Dress",
    "armorArmoireBluePartyDressNotes": "You're perceptive, tough, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Perception, Strength, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
    "armorArmoirePiraticalPrincessGownText": "Piratical Princess Gown",
    "armorArmoirePiraticalPrincessGownNotes": "This luxuriant garment has many pockets for concealing weapons and loot! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 2 of 4).",
    "armorArmoireJeweledArcherArmorText": "Jeweled Archer Armor",
    "armorArmoireJeweledArcherArmorNotes": "This finely crafted armor will protect you from projectiles or errant red Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweled Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireCoverallsOfBookbindingText": "Coveralls of Bookbinding",
    "armorArmoireCoverallsOfBookbindingNotes": "Everything you need in a set of coveralls, including pockets for everything. A pair of goggles, loose change, a golden ring... Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 2 of 4).",
    "armorArmoireRobeOfSpadesText": "Robe of Spades",
    "armorArmoireRobeOfSpadesNotes": "These luxuriant robes conceal hidden pockets for treasures or weapons--your choice! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ace of Spades Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireSoftBlueSuitText": "Soft Blue Suit",
    "armorArmoireSoftBlueSuitNotes": "Blue is a calming colour. So calming, some even wear this soft outfit to sleep... zZz. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireSoftGreenSuitText": "Soft Green Suit",
    "armorArmoireSoftGreenSuitNotes": "Green be th' most refreshin' color! Ideal fer restin' them tired eyes... mmm, or ev'n a nap... Increases Constitution an' Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Green Loungewear Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireSoftRedSuitText": "Soft Red Suit",
    "armorArmoireSoftRedSuitNotes": "Red is such an invigorating color. If you need to wake up bright and early, this suit could make the perfect pajamas... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Red Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireScribesRobeText": "Scribe's Robes",
    "armorArmoireScribesRobeNotes": "These velvety robes are woven with inspirational and motivational magic. Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Scribe Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headgear": "helm",
    "headgearCapitalized": "Headgear",
    "headBase0Text": "No Headgear",
    "headBase0Notes": "No headgear.",
    "headWarrior1Text": "Leather Helm",
    "headWarrior1Notes": "Cap 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior2Text": "Chain Coif",
    "headWarrior2Notes": "Hood 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior3Text": "Plate Helm",
    "headWarrior3Notes": "Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior4Text": "Red Helm",
    "headWarrior4Notes": "Set wit' rubies fer power, 'n glows when th' wearer be angered. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior5Text": "Golden Helm",
    "headWarrior5Notes": "Regal crown bound to shinin' armor. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headRogue1Text": "Leather Hood",
    "headRogue1Notes": "Basic protective cowl. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue2Text": "Black Leather Hood",
    "headRogue2Notes": "Useful fer both parryin' 'n sneakin' about. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue3Text": "Camouflage Hood",
    "headRogue3Notes": "Rugged, but don't be impedin' hearin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue4Text": "Penumbral Hood",
    "headRogue4Notes": "Grants perfect vision in darkness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue5Text": "Umbral Hood",
    "headRogue5Notes": "Conceals even thoughts from them who would probe them. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard1Text": "Magician Hat",
    "headWizard1Notes": "Simple, comfortable, 'n fashionable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard2Text": "Cornuthaum",
    "headWizard2Notes": "Traditional headgear 'o th' itinerant wizard. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard3Text": "Astrologer Hat",
    "headWizard3Notes": "Adorned wit' th' rin's 'o Saturn. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard4Text": "Archmage Hat",
    "headWizard4Notes": "Focuses th' mind fer intensive spellcastin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Hat",
    "headWizard5Notes": "Shows authority over fortune, th' seven seas, 'n lesser mages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headHealer1Text": "Quartz Circlet",
    "headHealer1Notes": "Jeweled headpiece, fer focus on th' task at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer2Text": "Amethyst Circlet",
    "headHealer2Notes": "A taste 'o luxury fer a humble profession. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer3Text": "Sapphire Circlet",
    "headHealer3Notes": "Shines to let sufferers be knowin' their salvation be at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer4Text": "Emerald Diadem",
    "headHealer4Notes": "Emits an aura 'o life 'n growth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer5Text": "Royal Diadem",
    "headHealer5Notes": "Fer kin', queen, or miracle-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial0Text": "Shade Helm",
    "headSpecial0Notes": "Blood 'n ash, lava 'n obsidian gift 'tis helm its imagery 'n power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial1Text": "Crystal Helm",
    "headSpecial1Notes": "The favored crown of those who lead by example. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "headSpecial2Text": "Nameless Helm",
    "headSpecial2Notes": "A testament to them who gave 'o themselves while askin' naught in return. Increases Intelligence 'n Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "headSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Helm",
    "headSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This helm was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "headSpecialFireCoralCircletText": "Fire Coral Circlet",
    "headSpecialFireCoralCircletNotes": "This circlet, designed by Habitica's greatest alchemists, allows ye t' breathe water an' dive fer treasure! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headSpecialPyromancersTurbanText": "Pyromancer's Turban",
    "headSpecialPyromancersTurbanNotes": "This magical turban will help you breathe even in the thickest smoke! Plus it's extremely cozy! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headSpecialBardHatText": "Bardic Cap",
    "headSpecialBardHatNotes": "Stick a feather in your cap and call it \"productivity\"! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecialLunarWarriorHelmText": "Lunar Warrior Helm",
    "headSpecialLunarWarriorHelmNotes": "The power of the moon will strengthen you in battle! Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "headSpecialMammothRiderHelmText": "Mammoth Rider Helm",
    "headSpecialMammothRiderHelmNotes": "Don't let its fluffiness fool you--this hat will grant you piercing powers of perception! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headSpecialPageHelmText": "Page Helm",
    "headSpecialPageHelmNotes": "Chainmail: for the stylish AND the practical. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerHoodText": "Roguish Rainbow Messenger Hood",
    "headSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerHoodNotes": "This bright hood emits a colorful glow that will protect you from unpleasant weather! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "headSpecialClandestineCowlText": "Clandestine Cowl",
    "headSpecialClandestineCowlNotes": "Take care to conceal your face as you rob your Tasks of gold and loot! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownText": "Snow Sovereign Crown",
    "headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownNotes": "The jewels in this crown sparkle like new-fallen snowflakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "headSpecialSpikedHelmText": "Spiked Helm",
    "headSpecialSpikedHelmNotes": "You'll be well protected from stray Dailies and bad Habits with this functional (and neat-looking!) helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headSpecialDandyHatText": "Dandy Hat",
    "headSpecialDandyHatNotes": "What a merry chapeau! You'll look quite fine enjoying a stroll in it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "headSpecialKabutoText": "Kabuto",
    "headSpecialKabutoNotes": "This helm is functional and beautiful! Your enemies will become distracted admiring it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecialNamingDay2017Text": "Royal Purple Gryphon Helm",
    "headSpecialNamingDay2017Notes": "Happy Namin' Day! Wear this fierce an' feathery helm as ye celebrate Habitica. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialTurkeyHelmBaseText": "Turkey Helm",
    "headSpecialTurkeyHelmBaseNotes": "Yer Turkey Day look will be complete when ye don this beaked helm! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialTurkeyHelmGildedText": "Gilded Turkey Helm",
    "headSpecialTurkeyHelmGildedNotes": "Gobble gobble! Bling bling! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialNyeText": "Absurd Parrrty Hat",
    "headSpecialNyeNotes": "Ye've received an Absurd Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringin' in th' New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Helm",
    "headSpecialYetiNotes": "An adorably fearsome hat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Helm",
    "headSpecialSkiNotes": "Keeps th' wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Hat",
    "headSpecialCandycaneNotes": "This be th' most delicious hat in th' world. It  also be known to appear an' disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Crown",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Th' wearer o' this crown never be cold. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueText": "Stealthy Kitty Mask",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Nobody will EVER guess that ye be a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Helmet",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even th' mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Hat",
    "headSpecialSpringMageNotes": "This hat stores lots o' powerful magic! Try not t' nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerText": "Crown o' Friendship",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "This crown symbolizes loyalty an' companionship. A dog be an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Only th' most productive o' pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Bandana",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This soft, salty cloth fills its wearer with strength. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp-Wrapped Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerMageNotes": "What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Crown",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "Enables its wearer to heal damaged reefs. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Hood",
    "headSpecialFallRogueNotes": "A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorText": "Monster Scalp of Science",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Graft on this helm! It's only SLIGHTLY used. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallMageText": "Pointy Hat",
    "headSpecialFallMageNotes": "Magic be woven into every thread o' this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallHealerText": "Head Bandages",
    "headSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Highly sanitary an' very fashionable. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2014Text": "Silly Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2014Notes": "Ye've received a Silly Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringin' in the New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Mask",
    "headSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "Ye truly, definitely, absolutely be a genuine Icicle Drake. Ye not be infiltratin' th' Icicle Drake hives. Ye have no interest at all in th' hoards o' riches rumored t' lie in their frigid tunnels. Rawr. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Think, think, think as hard as ye can. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Aurora Hat",
    "headSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "Th' fabric o' this hat shifts an' glows when the wearer studies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Snuggly Earmuffs",
    "headSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "These warm earmuffs keep out chills an' distracting noises. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Fireproof Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Fire? HAH! Ye squeak fiercely in the face of fire! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Beware th' Helm! Only a fierce doggy can wear it. Stop laughin'. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Stage Mage Hat",
    "headSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Which came first, th' bunny or th' hat? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Crown",
    "headSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "Th' pearl at th' center o' this crown calms an' comforts those who be 'round it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Renegade Hat",
    "headSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This pirate hat fell overboard an' has been decorated with scraps o' fire coral. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Jeweled Oceanic Helm",
    "headSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Crafted o' deep-ocean metal by th' artisans o' Dilatory, this helm be strong an' handsome. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Scarf",
    "headSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power shines in the threads o' this scarf. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Cap",
    "headSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "With yer sailor's cap set firmly on yer head, ye can navigate even th' stormiest seas! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Wings",
    "headSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Echolocate yer enemies with this powerful helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Scarecrow Hat",
    "headSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Everyone would want this hat--if they only had a brain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015MageText": "Stitched Hat",
    "headSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "Every stitch in this hat augments its power. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Hat of Frog",
    "headSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "This is an extremely serious hat that be worthy o' only th' most advanced potioners. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2015Text": "Ridiculous Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2015Notes": "Ye've received a Ridiculous Party Hat! Wear it wit' pride while ringin' in th' New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "Th' protective scarf on this cozy helm is only removed to sip warm winter beverages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Snowman Cap",
    "headSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Brr! This mighty helm is truly powerful... til it melts. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Snowboarder Hood",
    "headSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "Keeps the snow out of your eyes while ye be casting spells. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Fairy Wing Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Thesewingsfluttersoquicklythattheyblur! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Good Doggy Mask",
    "headSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "Aww, what a cute puppy! Come here and let me pet your head. ...Hey, where did all my Gold go? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Mouse Guard Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "Never again shall you be bopped on the head! Let them try! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Grand Malkin Hat",
    "headSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Apparel to set you above the mere alley-mages of the world. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Blossom Diadem",
    "headSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "It glints with the potential of new life ready to burst forth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2016RogueText": "Eel Helm",
    "headSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes": "Peek out from rocky crevices while wearing this stealthy helm. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Shark Helmet",
    "headSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "Bite them tough tasks wit' this fearsome helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2016MageText": "Blowspout Hat",
    "headSpecialSummer2016MageNotes": "Magical water constantly sprays from this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Seahorse Helm",
    "headSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "This helm indicates that the wearer was trained by the magical healing seahorses of Dilatory. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2016RogueText": "Black Widow Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2016RogueNotes": "The legs on this helm are constantly twitching. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Gnarled Bark Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "This swamp-sogged helm is covered with bits of bog. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2016MageText": "Hood of Wickedness",
    "headSpecialFall2016MageNotes": "Conceal your plotting beneath this shadowy hood. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Medusa's Crown",
    "headSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "Woe to anyone who looks you in the eyes... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2016Text": "Whimsical Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2016Notes": "Ye've received a Whimsical Party Hat! Wear it wit' pride while ringin' in th' New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialWinter2017RogueText": "Frosty Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes": "Fashioned from ice crystals, this helm will help you move unnoticed through wintry landscapes. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Hockey Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "This is a hard and durable helmet, made to withstand impacts from ice or even dark red dailies! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2017MageText": "Winter Wolf Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2017MageNotes": "This helm, fashioned in the image of the legendary Winter Wolf, will keep your head warm and your vision sharp. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Sparkling Blossom Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "These glittering petals focus brainpower! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Sneaky Bunny Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "This mask will prevent your cuteness from giving you away as you sneak up on Dailies (or clovers)! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Feline Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "Protect your adorable, fuzzy noggin with this finely decorated helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2017MageText": "Canine Conjuror Hat",
    "headSpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "This hat can help you cast mighty spells… Or you can just use it to summon tennis balls. Your choice. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Petal Circlet",
    "headSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "This delicate crown emits the comforting scent of new Spring blooms. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2017RogueText": "Sea Dragon Helm",
    "headSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes": "This helm changes colors to help you blend in with your surroundings. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Sandcastle Helm",
    "headSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "The finest helm anyone could hope to wear... at least, until the tide comes in. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2017MageText": "Whirlpool Hat",
    "headSpecialSummer2017MageNotes": "This hat is composed entirely of a swirling, inverted whirlpool. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Crown of Sea Creatures",
    "headSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "This helm is made up of friendly sea creatures who are temporarily resting on your head, giving you sage advice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2017RogueText": "Jack-o-Lantern Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2017RogueNotes": "Ready for treats? Time to don this festive, glowing helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Candy Corn Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "This helm might look like a treat, but wayward tasks won't find it so sweet! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2017MageText": "Masquerade Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2017MageNotes": "When you appear in this feathery hat, everyone will be left guessing the identity of the magical stranger in the room! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Haunted House Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "Invite spooky spirits and friendly creatures to seek your healing powers in this helm! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2017Text": "Fanciful Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2017Notes": "Ye've received a Fanciful Party Hat! Wear it wit' pride while ringin' in th' New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialWinter2018RogueText": "Reindeer Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes": "The perfect holiday disguise, with a built-in headlight! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Giftbox Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "This jaunty box top and bow are not only festive, but quite sturdy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2018MageText": "Sparkly Top Hat",
    "headSpecialWinter2018MageNotes": "Ready for some extra special magic? This glittery hat is sure to boost all your spells! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Hood",
    "headSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "This fancy hood will keep you warm with happy holiday feelings! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2018RogueText": "Duck-Billed Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes": "Quack quack! Your cuteness belies your clever and sneaky nature. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Helm of Rays",
    "headSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "The brightness of this helm will dazzle any enemies nearby! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2018MageText": "Tulip Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2018MageNotes": "The fancy petals of this helm will grant you special springtime magic. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Circlet",
    "headSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "The polished gems of this circlet will enhance your mental energy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2018RogueText": "Fishing Sun Hat",
    "headSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes": "Provides comfort and protection from the harsh glare of the summer sun over the water. Especially important if you're more accustomed to staying stealthy in the shadows! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Fish Barbute",
    "headSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Show everyone you're the alpha betta with this flamboyant helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2018MageText": "Lionfish Crest",
    "headSpecialSummer2018MageNotes": "Glare dolorously upon anyone who dares say you look like a “tastyfish”. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Crown",
    "headSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "Adorned with aquamarine, this finned diadem marks leadership of folk, fish, and those who are a bit of both! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Alter Ego Face",
    "headSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "Most of us hide away our inward struggles. This mask shows that we all experience tension between our good and bad impulses. Plus it comes with a sweet hat! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Minotaur Visage",
    "headSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "This fearsome mask shows you can really take your tasks by the horns! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2018MageText": "Candymancer's Hat",
    "headSpecialFall2018MageNotes": "This pointy hat is imbued with powerful spells of sweetness. Careful, if it gets wet it may become sticky! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Ravenous Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "This helm is fashioned from a carnivorous plant renowned for its ability to dispatch zombies and other inconveniences. Just watch out that it doesn't chew on your head. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2018Text": "Outlandish Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2018Notes": "Ye've received an Outlandish Party Hat! Wear it wit' pride while ringin' in th' New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialWinter2019RogueText": "Poinsettia Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2019RogueNotes": "This leafy helm will attain its brightest red color right around the darkest days of winter, helping you blend in with holiday decor! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Glacial Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "It's important to keep a cool head! This icy helm will protect you from any opponent's blows. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2019MageText": "Flaming Fireworks",
    "headSpecialWinter2019MageNotes": "Stand well back and watch the sparks fly! Your tasks cannot stand against this might! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Starry Crown",
    "headSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "On the darkest, coldest winter night, one particular star shines its brightest. This crown is made from metal from that star, to help you shine! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Helm",
    "headSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration o' th' GaymerX Conference, this special helmet be decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX be a game convention celebratin' LGTBQ an' gaming an' be open t' everyone.",
    "headMystery201402Text": "Winged Helm",
    "headMystery201402Notes": "This winged circlet imbues th' wearer with th' speed o' th' wind! It don't benefit ye. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201405Text": "Flame o' Mind",
    "headMystery201405Notes": "Burn away th' procrastination! It don't benefit ye. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201406Text": "Crown o' Tentacles",
    "headMystery201406Notes": "Th' tentacles o' this helm gather up magical energy from th' water. It don't benefit ye. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Helm",
    "headMystery201407Notes": "This helm makes it easy t' explore underwater! It sort o' makes ye look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! It don't benefit ye. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201408Text": "Sun Crown",
    "headMystery201408Notes": "This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength o' will. It don't benefit ye. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201411Text": "Steel Helm o' Sporting",
    "headMystery201411Notes": "This be th' traditional helmet worn in th' beloved Habitican sport o' Balance Ball, which consists o' covering yerself wit' heavy protective gear n' then committin' t' a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. It don't benefit ye. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201412Text": "Penguin Hat",
    "headMystery201412Notes": "Who be a penguin? It don't benefit ye. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201501Text": "Starry Helm",
    "headMystery201501Notes": "Th' constellations flicker n' swirl in this helm, guiding the wearer's thoughts towards focus. It don't benefit ye. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201505Text": "Green Knight Helm",
    "headMystery201505Notes": "Th' green plume on this iron helm waves proudly. It don't benefit ye. May 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201508Text": "Cheetah Hat",
    "headMystery201508Notes": "This cozy cheetah hat be very fuzzy! It don't benefit ye. August 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201509Text": "Werewolf Mask",
    "headMystery201509Notes": "This BE a mask, right? It don't benefit ye. September 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201511Text": "Log Crown",
    "headMystery201511Notes": "Count th' number o' rings t' learn how old be this crown. It don't benefit ye. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201512Text": "Winter Flame",
    "headMystery201512Notes": "These flames burn cold wit' pure intellect. It don't benefit ye. December 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201601Text": "Helm of True Resolve",
    "headMystery201601Notes": "Stay resolute, brave champion! It don't benefit ye. January 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201602Text": "Heartbreaker Hood",
    "headMystery201602Notes": "Shield yer identity from all yer admirers. It don't benefit ye. February 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201603Text": "Lucky Hat",
    "headMystery201603Notes": "This top hat be a magical good-luck charm. It don't benefit ye. March 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201604Text": "Crown o' Flowers",
    "headMystery201604Notes": "These woven flowers make a surprisingly strong helm! It don't benefit ye. April 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201605Text": "Marching Bard Hat",
    "headMystery201605Notes": "Seventy-six dragons led th' big parade, wit' a hundred 'n ten gryphons close at hand! It don't benefit ye. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201606Text": "Selkie Cap",
    "headMystery201606Notes": "Hum th' tune o' th' ocean as ye blend in wit' th' frolickin' seals! It don't benefit ye. June 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201607Text": "Seafloor Rogue Helm",
    "headMystery201607Notes": "Th' kelp growin' from this helm helps camouflage ye. It don't benefit ye. July 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201608Text": "Helm of Lightning",
    "headMystery201608Notes": "This cracklin' helm conducts electricity! It don't benefit ye. August 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201609Text": "Cow Hat",
    "headMystery201609Notes": "Ye'll ne'er wants t' remooooove this cow hat. It don't benefit ye. September 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201610Text": "Spectral Flame",
    "headMystery201610Notes": "These flames will awaken yer ghostly power. It don't benefit ye. October 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201611Text": "Fancy Feasting Hat",
    "headMystery201611Notes": "Ye're guaranteed t' be th' fanciest scallywag at th' feast in this plumed chapeau. It don't benefit ye. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201612Text": "Nutcracker Helm",
    "headMystery201612Notes": "This tall 'n splendid helm adds a magnificent element t' yer holiday apparel! It don't benefit ye. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201702Text": "Heartstealer Hood",
    "headMystery201702Notes": "Though this hood conceals yer face, it only magnifies yer powers o' attraction! It don't benefit ye. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201703Text": "Shimmer Helm",
    "headMystery201703Notes": "Th' soft light reflected from this horned helm will soothe even th' most enraged foe. It don't benefit ye. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201705Text": "Feathered Fighter Helm",
    "headMystery201705Notes": "Habitica be known fer its fierce 'n productive Gryphon Warriors! Join thar prestigious ranks when ye don this feathery helm. It don't benefit ye. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201707Text": "Jellymancer Helm",
    "headMystery201707Notes": "Needs some extra hands fer yer tasks? This translucent jelly helm has quite a few tentacles t' lend ye help! It don't benefit ye. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201710Text": "Imperious Imp Helm",
    "headMystery201710Notes": "This helm makes ye look intimidatin'... but 'twon't do any favors fer yer depth perception! It don't benefit ye. October 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201712Text": "Candlemancer Crown",
    "headMystery201712Notes": "This crown will brin' light 'n warmth t' even th' darkest winter night. It don't benefit ye. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201802Text": "Love Bug Helm",
    "headMystery201802Notes": "Th' antennae on this helm act as cute dowsin' rods, detectin' feelin's o' love 'n support nearby. It don't benefit ye. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201803Text": "Daring Dragonfly Circlet",
    "headMystery201803Notes": "Although its appearance be quite decorative, ye can engage th' win's on this circlet fer extra lift! It don't benefit ye. March 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201805Text": "Phenomenal Peacock Helm",
    "headMystery201805Notes": "This helm will make ye th' proudest 'n prettiest (possibly also th' loudest) bird in town. It don't benefit ye. May 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201806Text": "Alluring Anglerfish Helm",
    "headMystery201806Notes": "Th' mesmerizin' light atop this helm will call all th' creatures o' th' sea t' yer side. We urge ye t' use yer glowy powers o' attraction fer good! It don't benefit ye. June 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201807Text": "Sea Serpent Helm",
    "headMystery201807Notes": "Th' strong scales on this helm will protect ye from any manner o' oceanic foe. It don't benefit ye. July 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201808Text": "Lava Dragon Cowl",
    "headMystery201808Notes": "Th' glowin' horns on this cowl will light yer way through underground caverns. It don't benefit ye. August 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201809Text": "Crown of Autumn Flowers",
    "headMystery201809Notes": "Th' last flowers o' autumn's warm days are a reminder o' th' beauty o' th' season. It don't benefit ye. September 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201810Text": "Dark Forest Helm",
    "headMystery201810Notes": "If ye find yourself travelin' through a spooky ship, th' glowin' red eyes o' this helm will surely scare away any enemies in yer path. It don't benefit ye. October 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201811Text": "Splendid Sorcerer's Hat",
    "headMystery201811Notes": "Wear this feathered hat t' stand out at even th' fanciest wizardly gatherin's! It don't benefit ye. November 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201901Text": "Polaris Helm",
    "headMystery201901Notes": "Th' glowin' gems on this helm contain light magic'lly captur'd from winter auroras. It don't benefit ye. January 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery301404Text": "Fancy Top Hat",
    "headMystery301404Notes": "A fancy top hat fer th' finest o' gentlefolk! January 3015 Subscriber Item. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headMystery301405Text": "Basic Top Hat",
    "headMystery301405Notes": "A basic top hat, just beggin' t' be paired with some fancy head accessories. It don't benefit ye. May 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery301703Text": "Fancy Feather Hat",
    "headMystery301703Notes": "Th' feathers fer this hat were donated by Wench Prue's Finishin' School fer Fancy Peacocks. Wear them wit' pride! It don't benefit ye. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery301704Text": "Pheasant Plume Hat",
    "headMystery301704Notes": "Wha' could be more pleasant than a plume from a pheasant? It don't benefit ye. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",
    "headArmoireLunarCrownText": "Soothin' Lunar Crown",
    "headArmoireLunarCrownNotes": "This crown strengthens health an' sharpens senses, especially when th' moon ne full. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothin' Lunar Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireRedHairbowText": "Red Hairbow",
    "headArmoireRedHairbowNotes": "Become strong, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Red Hairbow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
    "headArmoireVioletFloppyHatText": "Violet Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireVioletFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, givin' it a pleasing purple color. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireGladiatorHelmText": "Gladiator Helm",
    "headArmoireGladiatorHelmNotes": "To be a gladiator ye must be not only strong.... but cunning. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireRancherHatText": "Rancher Hat",
    "headArmoireRancherHatNotes": "Round up yer pets and wrangle yer mounts while wearin' this magical Rancher Hat! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireBlueHairbowText": "Blue Hairbow",
    "headArmoireBlueHairbowNotes": "Become perceptive, tough, an' smart while wearin' this beautiful Blue Hairbow! Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
    "headArmoireRoyalCrownText": "Royal Crown",
    "headArmoireRoyalCrownNotes": "Ahoy for th' ruler, mighty and strong! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireGoldenLaurelsText": "Golden Laurels",
    "headArmoireGoldenLaurelsNotes": "These golden laurels reward those who have conquered bad habits. Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireHornedIronHelmText": "Horned Iron Helm",
    "headArmoireHornedIronHelmNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned helmet be nearly impossible t' break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireYellowHairbowText": "Yellow Hairbow",
    "headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes": "Become perceptive, strong, and smart while wearing this beautiful Yellow Hairbow! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
    "headArmoireRedFloppyHatText": "Red Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireRedFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a radiant red color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatText": "Plague Doctor Hat",
    "headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatNotes": "An authentic hat worn by th' doctors who battle th' Plague of Procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireBlackCatText": "Black Cat Hat",
    "headArmoireBlackCatNotes": "This black hat be... purring. An' twitching its tail. And breathing? Aye, ye jus' have a cat sleepin' on your head. Increases Intelligence an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireOrangeCatText": "Orange Cat Hat",
    "headArmoireOrangeCatNotes": "This orange hat be... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Aye, ye jus' have a cat slumberin' on your head. Increases Strength an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireBlueFloppyHatText": "Blue Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireBlueFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a brilliant blue color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireShepherdHeaddressText": "Shepherd Headdress",
    "headArmoireShepherdHeaddressNotes": "Sometimes th' gryphons that you herd like to chew on this headdress, but it makes ye seem more intelligent nonetheless. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatText": "Crystal Crescent Hat",
    "headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatNotes": "Th' design on th' hat be waxin' and wanin' wit' each phase of th' moon. Increases Intelligence an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Chest: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireDragonTamerHelmText": "Dragon Tamer Helm",
    "headArmoireDragonTamerHelmNotes": "Ye be lookin' exactly like a dragon. Th' perfect camouflage... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Chest: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireBarristerWigText": "Barrister Wig",
    "headArmoireBarristerWigNotes": "This bouncy wig is enough to frighten away even the fiercest foe. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireJesterCapText": "Jester Cap",
    "headArmoireJesterCapNotes": "The bells on this hat might distract your opponents, but they just help you focus. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireMinerHelmetText": "Miner Helmet",
    "headArmoireMinerHelmetNotes": "Protect your head from falling tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireBasicArcherCapText": "Basic Archer Cap",
    "headArmoireBasicArcherCapNotes": "No archer would be complete without a jaunty cap! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireGraduateCapText": "Graduate Cap",
    "headArmoireGraduateCapNotes": "Congratulations! Your deep thoughts have earned you this thinking cap. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireGreenFloppyHatText": "Green Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireGreenFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a gorgeous green color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Green Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireCannoneerBandannaText": "Cannoneer Bandanna",
    "headArmoireCannoneerBandannaNotes": "'Tis a cannoneer's life for me! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireFalconerCapText": "Falconer Cap",
    "headArmoireFalconerCapNotes": "This jaunty cap helps you better understand birds of prey. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmText": "Vermilion Archer Helm",
    "headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmNotes": "The magic ruby in this helm will help you aim with laser focus! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireOgreMaskText": "Ogre Mask",
    "headArmoireOgreMaskNotes": "Your enemies will run for the hills when they see an Ogre coming their way! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmText": "Iron Blue Archer Helm",
    "headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmNotes": "Hard-headed? No, you're just well protected. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireWoodElfHelmText": "Wood Elf Helm",
    "headArmoireWoodElfHelmNotes": "This helm of leaves may look delicate, but it can protect you from inclement weather and dangerous foes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireRamHeaddressText": "Ram Headdress",
    "headArmoireRamHeaddressNotes": "This elaborate helm is fashioned to look like a ram's head. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireCrownOfHeartsText": "Crown of Hearts",
    "headArmoireCrownOfHeartsNotes": "This rosy red crown isn't just eye-catching! It will also strengthen your heart against tough tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireMushroomDruidCapText": "Mushroom Druid Cap",
    "headArmoireMushroomDruidCapNotes": "Harvested deep in a misty forest, this cap grants the wearer knowledge of medicinal plants. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireMerchantChaperonText": "Merchant Chaperon",
    "headArmoireMerchantChaperonNotes": "This versatile wrapped wool hat will surely make you the most stylish seller in the market! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireVikingHelmText": "Viking Helm",
    "headArmoireVikingHelmNotes": "No horns or wings are found on this helm: those are too easy for enemies to grab! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownText": "Swan Feather Crown",
    "headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownNotes": "This tiara is lovely and light as a swan's feather! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmText": "Anti-Procrastination Helm",
    "headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmNotes": "This mighty steel helm will help you win the fight to be healthy, happy, and productive! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatText": "Candlestick Maker Hat",
    "headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatNotes": "A jaunty hat makes every job more fun, and candlemaking is no exception! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "headArmoireLamplightersTopHatText": "Lamplighter's Top Hat",
    "headArmoireLamplightersTopHatNotes": "This jaunty black hat completes your lamp-lighting ensemble! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 3 of 4).",
    "headArmoireCoachDriversHatText": "Coach Driver's Hat",
    "headArmoireCoachDriversHatNotes": "This hat is dressy, but not quite so dressy as a top hat. Make sure you don't lose it as you drive speedily across the land! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "headArmoireCrownOfDiamondsText": "Crown of Diamonds",
    "headArmoireCrownOfDiamondsNotes": "This shining crown isn't just a great hat; it will also sharpen your mind! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 2 of 4).",
    "headArmoireFlutteryWigText": "Fluttery Wig",
    "headArmoireFlutteryWigNotes": "This fine powdered wig has plenty of room for your butterflies to rest if they get tired while doing your bidding. Increases Intelligence, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 2 of 4).",
    "headArmoireBirdsNestText": "Bird's Nest",
    "headArmoireBirdsNestNotes": "If you start feeling movement and hearing chirps, your new hat might have turned into new friends. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoirePaperBagText": "Paper Bag",
    "headArmoirePaperBagNotes": "This bag is a hilarious but surprisingly protective helm (don't worry, we know you look good under there!). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireBigWigText": "Big Wig",
    "headArmoireBigWigNotes": "Some powdered wigs are for looking more authoritative, but this one is just for laughs! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireGlassblowersHatText": "Glassblower's Hat",
    "headArmoireGlassblowersHatNotes": "This hat mainly just looks good with your other protective glassblowing gear! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 3 of 4).",
    "headArmoirePiraticalPrincessHeaddressText": "Piratical Princess Headdress",
    "headArmoirePiraticalPrincessHeaddressNotes": "Fancy buccaneers are known for their fancy headwear! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 1 of 4).",
    "headArmoireJeweledArcherHelmText": "Jeweled Archer Helm",
    "headArmoireJeweledArcherHelmNotes": "This helm may look ornate, but it's also exceedingly light and strong. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweled Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireVeilOfSpadesText": "Veil of Spades",
    "headArmoireVeilOfSpadesNotes": "A shadowy and mysterious veil that will boost your stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ace of Spades Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "offhand": "off-hand item",
    "offhandCapitalized": "Off-Hand Item",
    "shieldBase0Text": "No Off-Hand Equipment",
    "shieldBase0Notes": "No shield or other off-hand item.",
    "shieldWarrior1Text": "Wooden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior1Notes": "Round shield 'o thick wood. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior2Text": "Buckler",
    "shieldWarrior2Notes": "Light 'n sturdy, lets ye parry with speed. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior3Text": "Reinforced Shield",
    "shieldWarrior3Notes": "Made 'o wood but bolstered wit' metal bands. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior4Text": "Red Shield",
    "shieldWarrior4Notes": "Rebukes blows wit' a burst 'o flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior5Text": "Golden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior5Notes": "Shinin' badge 'o th' vanguard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer1Text": "Medic Buckler",
    "shieldHealer1Notes": "Easy t' disengage, freein' a hand fer bandagin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer2Text": "Kite Shield",
    "shieldHealer2Notes": "Tapered shield wit' th' symbol 'o healin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer3Text": "Protector Shield",
    "shieldHealer3Notes": "Traditional shield 'o defender knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer4Text": "Savior Shield",
    "shieldHealer4Notes": "Stops blows aimed at nearby innocents as well as them aimed at ye. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer5Text": "Royal Shield",
    "shieldHealer5Notes": "Bestowed upon those stout adventurers most dedicated t' defense o' th' ship. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecial0Text": "Tormented Skull",
    "shieldSpecial0Notes": "Sees beyond th' veil 'o Davy Jones', 'n displays what it finds thar fer enemies to fear. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "shieldSpecial1Text": "Crystal Shield",
    "shieldSpecial1Notes": "Shatters arrows and deflects the words of naysayers. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "shieldSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Shield",
    "shieldSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This shield was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightText": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightNotes": "Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Constitution an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "shieldSpecialMoonpearlShieldText": "Moonpearl Shield",
    "shieldSpecialMoonpearlShieldNotes": "Designed fer fast swimming, an' also some defense. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecialMammothRiderHornText": "Mammoth Rider's Horn",
    "shieldSpecialMammothRiderHornNotes": "One blow on this mighty rose quartz horn and you'll summon powerful magical forces. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "shieldSpecialDiamondStaveText": "Diamond Stave",
    "shieldSpecialDiamondStaveNotes": "This valuable stave has mystical powers. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "shieldSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageText": "Roguish Rainbow Message",
    "shieldSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes": "This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "shieldSpecialLootBagText": "Loot Bag",
    "shieldSpecialLootBagNotes": "This bag is ideal for storing all the goodies you've stealthily removed from unsuspecting Tasks! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "shieldSpecialWintryMirrorText": "Wintry Mirror",
    "shieldSpecialWintryMirrorNotes": "How else to best admire your wintry look? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "shieldSpecialWakizashiText": "Wakizashi",
    "shieldSpecialWakizashiNotes": "This short sword is perfect for close-quarters battles with your Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Shield",
    "shieldSpecialYetiNotes": "This shield reflects light from th' snow. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Every shield be  unique. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great fer scalin' tall buildings, an' also fer shredding carpets. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Egg Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This shield never cracks, no matter how hard ye hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerText": "Squeaky Ball o' Ultimate Protection",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, drivin' enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Cutlass",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! Ye'll make those Dailies walk th' plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Driftwood Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This shield, made from th' wood o' wrecked ships, can deter even th' stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerText": "Shield o' th' Shallows",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "No one will dare to attack th' coral reef when faced wi' this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.  Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorText": "Potent Potion o' Science",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Spills mysteriously on lab coats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerText": "Jeweled Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes": "This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Ice Spike",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off o' th' ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This seemingly-sugary shield actually be made o' nutritious, gelatinous vegetables. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothin' Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This shield deflects th' freezing wind. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Explodin' Squeak",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Dish Discus",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Hurl it at yer enemies.... or just hold it, because it will fill up wit' yummy kibble at dinnertime. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Patterned Pillow",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "Ye can rest yer head on this soft pillow, or ye can wrestle it with yer fearsome claws. Rawr! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Firing Coral",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This relative o' fire coral has th' ability t' propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Sunfish Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Crafted o' deep-ocean metal by th' artisans o' Dilatory, this shield shines like th' sand an' th' sea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Strapping Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Use this shield t' bash away bilge rats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Ax",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fearsome To-Dos cower like the yellow-bellied saps they be, before the flappin' of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Birdseed Bag",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "It be true that yer s'pposed to be SCARIN' the crows, but there be nothin' wrong wit' makin' mates! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Stirrin' Stick",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "This stick c'n stir anythin' without meltin', dissolvin', or burstin' into flame! It c'n also be used to fiercely poke enemy tasks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Mug",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "Warmin' drink, or boilin' projectile? Ye decide... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Sled Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Use this sled to block attacks, or ride 'er triumphantly into battle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Pixie Present",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Open it open it open it open it open it open it!!!!!!!!! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Fire Bolas",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Cheese Wheel",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "You braved fiendish traps to procure this defense-boosting food. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Floral Buckler",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "The April Fool claims this little shield will block Shiny Seeds. Don't believe him. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2016RogueText": "Electric Rod",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes": "Anyone who battles you is in for a shocking surprise... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Shark Tooth",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "Bite them tough tasks wit' this toothy shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Sea Star Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "Sometimes mistakenly called a Starfish Shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2016RogueText": "Spiderbite Dagger",
    "shieldSpecialFall2016RogueNotes": "Feel the sting of the spider's bite! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Defensive Roots",
    "shieldSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "Defend against Dailies with these writhing roots! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Gorgon Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "Don't admire your own reflection in this. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2017RogueText": "Ice Axe",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes": "This axe is great for attack, defense, and ice-climbing! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Puck Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "Made from a giant hockey puck, this shield can stand up to quite a beating. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Sugarplum Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "This fibrous armament will help protect you from even the sourest of tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Karrotana",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "These blades will make quick work of tasks, but also are handy for slicing vegetables! Yum! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Yarn Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "Every fiber of this shield is woven with protective spells! Try not to play with it (too much). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Basket Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "Protective and also handy for holding your many healing herbs and accoutrements. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2017RogueText": "Sea Dragon Fins",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes": "The edges of these fins are razor-sharp. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Scallop Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "This shell that you just found is both decorative AND defensive! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Oyster Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "This magical oyster constantly generates pearls as well as protection. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2017RogueText": "Candied Apple Mace",
    "shieldSpecialFall2017RogueNotes": "Defeat your foes with sweetness! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Candy Corn Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "This candy shield has mighty protective powers, so try not to nibble on it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Haunted Orb",
    "shieldSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "This orb occasionally screeches. We're sorry, we're not sure why. But it sure looks nifty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2018RogueText": "Peppermint Hook",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes": "Perfect for climbing walls or distracting your foes with sweet, sweet candy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Magic Gift Bag",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "Just about any useful thing you need can be found in this sack, if you know the right magic words to whisper. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Bell",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "What's that sound? The sound of warmth and cheer for all to hear! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Shield of the Morning",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "This sturdy shield glows with the glory of first light. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "Despite its fancy appearance, this garnet shield is quite durable! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Skull Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Fashioned from stone, this fearsome skull-styled shield strikes fear into fish foes while rallying your Skeleton pets and mounts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Emblem",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "This shield can produce a dome of air for the benefit of land-dwelling visitors to your watery realm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Vial of Temptation",
    "shieldSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "This bottle represents all the distractions and troubles that keep you from being your best self. Resist! We're cheering for you! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Brilliant Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "Super shiny to dissuade any troublesome Gorgons from playing peek-a-boo around the corners! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Hungry Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "With its wide-open maw, this shield will absorb all your enemies' blows. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Frozen Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "This shield was fashioned using the thickest sheets of ice from the oldest glacier in the Stoïkalm Steppes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Enchanted Ice Crystals",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "Thin ice may break, but these perfect crystals will turn back any blow before it lands. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldMystery201601Text": "Resolution Slayer",
    "shieldMystery201601Notes": "This blade can be used t' parry away all distractions. It don't benefit ye. January 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldMystery201701Text": "Time-Freezer Shield",
    "shieldMystery201701Notes": "Freeze time in its tracks 'n conquer yer tasks! It don't benefit ye. January 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldMystery201708Text": "Lava Shield",
    "shieldMystery201708Notes": "This rugged shield o' molten rock protects ye from bad Habits but won't singe yer hands. It don't benefit ye. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldMystery201709Text": "Sorcery Handbook",
    "shieldMystery201709Notes": "This book will guide ye through yer forays into sorcery. It don't benefit ye. September 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldMystery201802Text": "Love Bug Shield",
    "shieldMystery201802Notes": "Although it may look like brittle candy, this shield be resistant t' even th' strongest Shatterin' Heartbreak attacks! It don't benefit ye. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldMystery301405Text": "Clock Shield",
    "shieldMystery301405Notes": "Time be on yer side wit' this towering clock shield! It don't benefit ye. June 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldMystery301704Text": "Fluttery Fan",
    "shieldMystery301704Notes": "This fine fan will keep ye feelin' cool 'n lookin' fancy! It don't benefit ye. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldText": "Gladiator Shield",
    "shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldNotes": "T' be a gladiator ye must.... eh, whatever, just bash 'em wit' yer shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireMidnightShieldText": "Midnight Shield",
    "shieldArmoireMidnightShieldNotes": "Th' shield be most pow'rful at th' stroke of midnight! Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Chest: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireRoyalCaneText": "Royal Cane",
    "shieldArmoireRoyalCaneNotes": "Three cheers for th' ruler, what be worthy of song! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Chest: Royal Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldText": "Dragon Tamer Shield",
    "shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes": "Distract enemies with yer dragon-shaped shield. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Chest: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireMysticLampText": "Mystic Lamp",
    "shieldArmoireMysticLampNotes": "Light the darkest caves with this mystic lamp! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText": "Bouquet o' Flowers",
    "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes": "Not much help in battle, but aren't they beautiful? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireSandyBucketText": "Sandy Bucket",
    "shieldArmoireSandyBucketNotes": "Good for storing all that Gold that you'll earn from completing tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoirePerchingFalconText": "Perching Falcon",
    "shieldArmoirePerchingFalconNotes": "A falcon friend perches on your arm, prepared to swoop at your enemies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireRamHornShieldText": "Ram Horn Shield",
    "shieldArmoireRamHornShieldNotes": "Ram this shield into opposing Dailies! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireRedRoseText": "Red Rose",
    "shieldArmoireRedRoseNotes": "This deep red rose smells enchanting. It will also sharpen your understanding. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldText": "Mushroom Druid Shield",
    "shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldNotes": "Though made from a mushroom, there's nothing mushy about this tough shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireFestivalParasolText": "Festival Parasol",
    "shieldArmoireFestivalParasolNotes": "This lightweight parasol will shield you from the glare--whether it's from the sun or from dark red Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireVikingShieldText": "Viking Shield",
    "shieldArmoireVikingShieldNotes": "This sturdy shield of wood and hide can stand up to the most daunting of foes. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanText": "Swan Feather Fan",
    "shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanNotes": "Use this fan to accentuate your movement as you dance like a graceful swan. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireGoldenBatonText": "Golden Baton",
    "shieldArmoireGoldenBatonNotes": "When you dance into battle waving this baton to the beat, you are unstoppable! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldText": "Anti-Procrastination Shield",
    "shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldNotes": "This strong steel shield will help you block distractions when they approach! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireHorseshoeText": "Horseshoe",
    "shieldArmoireHorseshoeNotes": "Help protect th' feet o' yer hooved steeds wit' this iron shoe. Increases Constitution, Perception, an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickText": "Handmade Candlestick",
    "shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickNotes": "Your fine wax wares provide light and warmth to grateful Habiticans! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleText": "Weaver's Shuttle",
    "shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleNotes": "This tool passes your weft thread through the warp to make cloth! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsText": "Shield of Diamonds",
    "shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsNotes": "This radiant shield not only provides protection, it empowers you with endurance! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 4 of 4).",
    "shieldArmoireFlutteryFanText": "Fluttery Fan",
    "shieldArmoireFlutteryFanNotes": "On a hot day, there's nothing quite like a fancy fan to help you look and feel cool. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 4 of 4).",
    "shieldArmoireFancyShoeText": "Fancy Shoe",
    "shieldArmoireFancyShoeNotes": "A very special shoe you're working on. It's fit for royalty! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireFancyBlownGlassVaseText": "Fancy Blown Glass Vase",
    "shieldArmoireFancyBlownGlassVaseNotes": "What a fancy vase you've made! What will you put inside? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 4 of 4).",
    "shieldArmoirePiraticalSkullShieldText": "Piratical Skull Shield",
    "shieldArmoirePiraticalSkullShieldNotes": "This enchanted shield will whisper the secret locations of your enemies' treasures- listen closely! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 4 of 4).",
    "shieldArmoireUnfinishedTomeText": "Unfinished Tome",
    "shieldArmoireUnfinishedTomeNotes": "You simply can't procrastinate when you're holding this! The binding needs to be finished so people can read the book! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 4 of 4).",
    "shieldArmoireSoftBluePillowText": "Soft Blue Pillow",
    "shieldArmoireSoftBluePillowNotes": "The sensible warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Shield yourself from sharp tasks... even while you nap. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Loungewear Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireSoftRedPillowText": "Soft Red Pillow",
    "shieldArmoireSoftRedPillowNotes": "Th' prepar'd swashbuckler packs a pillow fer any expedition. Protect yerself from them tough tasks... ev'n while ye nap. Increases Constitution an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Loungewear Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireSoftGreenPillowText": "Soft Green Pillow",
    "shieldArmoireSoftGreenPillowNotes": "Th' practical swashbuckler packs a pillow fer any expedition. Ward off them pesky chores... ev'n while ye nap. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Green Loungewear Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireMightyQuillText": "Mighty Quill",
    "shieldArmoireMightyQuillNotes": "Mightier than th' sword, they say! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Scribe Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "back": "Back Accessory",
    "backCapitalized": "Back Accessory",
    "backBase0Text": "No Back Accessory",
    "backBase0Notes": "No Back Accessory.",
    "animalTails": "Animal Tails",
    "backMystery201402Text": "Golden Wings",
    "backMystery201402Notes": "These shinin' wings 'ave feathers that glitter in th' sun! It don't benefit ye. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Wings",
    "backMystery201404Notes": "Be a butterfly n' flutter by! It don't benefit ye. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201410Text": "Goblin Wings",
    "backMystery201410Notes": "Swoop through th' night on these strong wings. It don't benefit ye. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Wings",
    "backMystery201504Notes": "Buzz buzz buzz! Flit from task t' task. It don't benefit ye. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201507Text": "Rad Surfboard",
    "backMystery201507Notes": "Surf off th' Diligent Docks n' ride th' waves in Inkomplete Bay! It don't benefit ye. July 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201510Text": "Goblin Tail",
    "backMystery201510Notes": "Prehensile 'n powerful! It don't benefit ye. October 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201602Text": "Heartbreaker Cape",
    "backMystery201602Notes": "Wit' a swish o' yer cape, yer enemies fall afore ye! It don't benefit ye. February 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201608Text": "Cape of Thunder",
    "backMystery201608Notes": "Fly through th' stormy skies wit' this billowin' cape! It don't benefit ye. August 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201702Text": "Heartstealer Cape",
    "backMystery201702Notes": "A swoosh o' this cape, 'n all nigh ye will be swept off thar feet by yer charm! It don't benefit ye. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201704Text": "Fairytale Wings",
    "backMystery201704Notes": "These shimmerin' win's will carry ye anywhere, even th' hidden realms ruled by magical creatures. It don't benefit ye. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201706Text": "Tattered Freebooter's Flag",
    "backMystery201706Notes": "Th' sight o' this Jolly Roger-emblazoned flag fills any T' Do or Daily wit' dread! It don't benefit ye. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201709Text": "Stack o' Sorcery Books",
    "backMystery201709Notes": "Learnin' magic loots a lot o' readin', but ye're sure t' enjoy yer studies! It don't benefit ye. September 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201801Text": "Frost Sprite Wings",
    "backMystery201801Notes": "They may look as delicate as snowflakes, but these enchanted win's can carry ye anywhere ye wish! It don't benefit ye. January 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201803Text": "Daring Dragonfly Wings",
    "backMystery201803Notes": "These bright an' shiny wings will carry ye through soft spring breezes an' across lily ponds wit' ease. It don't benefit ye. March 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201804Text": "Squirrel Tail",
    "backMystery201804Notes": "Sure, it helps ye balance while ye jump on branches, but th' most important thin' be MAXIMUM FLUFF. It don't benefit ye. April 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201812Text": "Arctic Fox Tail",
    "backMystery201812Notes": "Yer luxurious tail shimmers like an icicle, bobbin' happily as ye pad softly o'er th' snowdrifts. It don't benefit ye. December 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201805Text": "Phenomenal Peacock Tail",
    "backMystery201805Notes": "This gorgeous feathery tail be perfect fer a strut down a lovely garden path! It don't benefit ye. May 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "Swishes wit' strength n' beauty. It don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Spun o' shadows n' whispers. It don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "backSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Wings",
    "backSpecialTakeThisNotes": "These wings were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "backSpecialSnowdriftVeilText": "Snowdrift Veil",
    "backSpecialSnowdriftVeilNotes": "This translucent veil makes it appear ye be surrounded by an smart flurry o' snow! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backSpecialAetherCloakText": "Aether Cloak",
    "backSpecialAetherCloakNotes": "This cloak once belonged to the Lost Masterclasser herself. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "backSpecialTurkeyTailBaseText": "Turkey Tail",
    "backSpecialTurkeyTailBaseNotes": "Wear yer noble Turkey Tail wit' pride while ye celebrate! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backSpecialTurkeyTailGildedText": "Gilded Turkey Tail",
    "backSpecialTurkeyTailGildedNotes": "Plumage fit fer a parade! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backBearTailText": "Bear Tail",
    "backBearTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a brave bear! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backCactusTailText": "Cactus Tail",
    "backCactusTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a prickly cactus! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backFoxTailText": "Fox Tail",
    "backFoxTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a wily fox! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backLionTailText": "Lion Tail",
    "backLionTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a regal lion! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backPandaTailText": "Panda Tail",
    "backPandaTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a gentle panda! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backPigTailText": "Pig Tail",
    "backPigTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a whimsical pig! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backTigerTailText": "Tiger Tail",
    "backTigerTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a fierce tiger! It don't benefit ye.",
    "backWolfTailText": "Wolf Tail",
    "backWolfTailNotes": "This tail makes ye look like a loyal wolf! It don't benefit ye.",
    "body": "Body Accessory",
    "bodyCapitalized": "Body Accessory",
    "bodyBase0Text": "No Body Accessory",
    "bodyBase0Notes": "No Body Accessory.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedText": "Ruby Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedNotes": "An attractive ruby collar! It don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldText": "Golden Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldNotes": "An attractive gold collar! It don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackText": "Ebony Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "An attractive ebony collar! It don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Pauldrons",
    "bodySpecialTakeThisNotes": "These pauldrons were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
    "bodySpecialAetherAmuletText": "Aether Amulet",
    "bodySpecialAetherAmuletNotes": "This amulet has a mysterious history. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageText": "Shinin' Capelet",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageNotes": "Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Collar",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerNotes": "A stylish collar o' live coral! It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Renegade Sash",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "Ye can't be a true Renegade without panache... n' a sash. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Oceanic Spikes",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Each spike drips jellyfish venom, defendin' th' wearer. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015MageText": "Golden Buckle",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "This buckle adds no power at all, but it be shiny. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Neckerchief",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Yo ho ho? No, no, no! It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialNamingDay2018Text": "Royal Purple Gryphon Cloak",
    "bodySpecialNamingDay2018Notes": "Happy Namin' Day! Wear this fancy an' feath'ry cloak as ye celebrate Habitica. It don't benefit ye.",
    "bodyMystery201705Text": "Fold'd Feather'd Fighter Wings",
    "bodyMystery201705Notes": "These fold'd wings don't jus' look smart: they will give ye th' speed an' agility o' a gryphon! It don't benefit ye. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "bodyMystery201706Text": "Ragged Corsair's Cloak",
    "bodyMystery201706Notes": "This cloak has secret pockets t' hide all th' Gold ye loot from yer Tasks. It don't benefit ye. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "bodyMystery201711Text": "Carpet Rider Scarf",
    "bodyMystery201711Notes": "This soft knitted scarf looks quite majestic blowin' in th' wind. It don't benefit ye. November 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "bodyMystery201901Text": "Polaris Pauldrons",
    "bodyMystery201901Notes": "These shimmerin' pauldrons be strong, but will rest on yer shoulders as weightlessly as a ray o' dancin' light. It don't benefit ye. January 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "bodyArmoireCozyScarfText": "Cozy Scarf",
    "bodyArmoireCozyScarfNotes": "This fine scarf will keep you warm as you go about your wintry business. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 4 of 4).",
    "headAccessory": "head accessory",
    "headAccessoryCapitalized": "Head Accessory",
    "accessories": "Accessories",
    "animalEars": "Animal Ears",
    "headAccessoryBase0Text": "No Head Accessory",
    "headAccessoryBase0Notes": "No Head Accessory.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueText": "Purple Cat Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes": "These feline ears twitch t' detect incomin' threats. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorText": "Green Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch o' a carrot. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageText": "Blue Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageNotes": "These round mouse ears be silky-soft. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerText": "Yellow Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Floppy but cute. Wanna play? It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Yellow Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "These ears steel themselves against th' sound o' explosions. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Purple Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "They be purple. They be dog ears. Waste not yer time with further foolishness. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageText": "Blue Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "These ears listen keenly, in case somewhere a magician be revealin' secrets. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Green Kitty Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "These cute kitty ears will make others green wit' envy. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Green Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "Wit' these, ye can keep track o' tricky Conjurers even if they turn invisible! It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Red Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "To better hear yer theme song across clamorous battlefields. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageText": "Yellow Cat Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "These sharp ears can detect th' minute hum o' ambient Mana, or th' muted footfalls o' a Scalawag. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Purple Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "They stand like flags above th' fray, lettin' others know where t' run fer help. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Red Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "No sounds will escape ye thanks t' these ears. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Blue Kitty Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "These ears can hear a bag o' kitty treats open even in th' din o' battle! It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageText": "Teal Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "Ye can hear th' magic in th' air! It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Purple Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "These ears will help ye hear healin' secrets. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessoryBearEarsText": "Bear Ears",
    "headAccessoryBearEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a brave bear! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryCactusEarsText": "Cactus Ears",
    "headAccessoryCactusEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a prickly cactus! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryFoxEarsText": "Fox Ears",
    "headAccessoryFoxEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a wily fox! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryLionEarsText": "Lion Ears",
    "headAccessoryLionEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a regal lion! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryPandaEarsText": "Panda Ears",
    "headAccessoryPandaEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a gentle panda! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryPigEarsText": "Pig Ears",
    "headAccessoryPigEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a whimsical pig! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryTigerEarsText": "Tiger Ears",
    "headAccessoryTigerEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a fierce tiger! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryWolfEarsText": "Wolf Ears",
    "headAccessoryWolfEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a loyal wolf! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryBlackHeadbandText": "Black Headband",
    "headAccessoryBlackHeadbandNotes": "A simple black headband. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryBlueHeadbandText": "Blue Headband",
    "headAccessoryBlueHeadbandNotes": "A simple blue headband. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryGreenHeadbandText": "Green Headband",
    "headAccessoryGreenHeadbandNotes": "A simple green headband. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryPinkHeadbandText": "Pink Headband",
    "headAccessoryPinkHeadbandNotes": "A simple pink headband. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryRedHeadbandText": "Red Headband",
    "headAccessoryRedHeadbandNotes": "A simple red headband. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryWhiteHeadbandText": "White Headband",
    "headAccessoryWhiteHeadbandNotes": "A simple white headband. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryYellowHeadbandText": "Yellow Headband",
    "headAccessoryYellowHeadbandNotes": "A simple yellow headband. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Notes": "These antlers shimmer wit' moss an' lichen. It don't benefit ye. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Antennae",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Notes": "These antennae help th' wearer sense dangerous distractions! It don't benefit ye. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Text": "Autumn Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Notes": "These powerful antlers change colors wit' th' leaves. Don't benefit ye. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201502Text": "Wings o' Thought",
    "headAccessoryMystery201502Notes": "Let yer imagination take flight! It don't benefit ye. February 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201510Text": "Goblin Horns",
    "headAccessoryMystery201510Notes": "These fearsome horns be a tad slimy. It don't benefit ye. October 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201801Text": "Frost Sprite Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201801Notes": "These icy antlers shimmer wit' th' glow o' winter auroras. It don't benefit ye. January 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201804Text": "Squirrel Ears",
    "headAccessoryMystery201804Notes": "These fuzzy sound-catchers will ensure ye ne'er wench th' rustle o' a leaf or th' sound o' an acorn fallin'! It don't benefit ye. April 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201812Text": "Arctic Fox Ears",
    "headAccessoryMystery201812Notes": "Ye hear th' subtle sound o' snowflakes fallin' upon th' landscape. It don't benefit ye. December 2018 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery301405Text": "Headwear Goggles",
    "headAccessoryMystery301405Notes": "\"Goggles be fer yer eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody be wantin' goggles that ye can only wear on yer head,\" they said. Hah! Ye sure show'd 'em! It don't benefit ye. August 3015 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowText": "Comical Arrow",
    "headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowNotes": "This whimsical item sure is good for a laugh! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headAccessoryArmoireGogglesOfBookbindingText": "Goggles of Bookbinding",
    "headAccessoryArmoireGogglesOfBookbindingNotes": "These goggles will help you zero in on any task, large or small! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 1 of 4).",
    "eyewear": "Eyewear",
    "eyewearCapitalized": "Eyewear",
    "eyewearBase0Text": "No Eyewear",
    "eyewearBase0Notes": "No Eyewear.",
    "eyewearSpecialBlackTopFrameText": "Black Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialBlackTopFrameNotes": "Glasses wit' a black frame above th' lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialBlueTopFrameText": "Blue Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialBlueTopFrameNotes": "Glasses wit' a blue frame above th' lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialGreenTopFrameText": "Green Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialGreenTopFrameNotes": "Glasses wit' a green frame above th' lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialPinkTopFrameText": "Pink Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialPinkTopFrameNotes": "Glasses wit' a pink frame above th' lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialRedTopFrameText": "Red Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialRedTopFrameNotes": "Glasses wit' a red frame above th' lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialWhiteTopFrameText": "White Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialWhiteTopFrameNotes": "Glasses wit' a white frame above th' lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialYellowTopFrameText": "Yellow Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialYellowTopFrameNotes": "Glasses wit' a yellow frame above th' lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialAetherMaskText": "Aether Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialAetherMaskNotes": "This mask has a mysterious history. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueText": "Roguish Eyepatch",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "It don't take a scallywag t' see how stylish this be! It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Dashin' Eyepatch",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "It don't take a rapscallion t' see how stylish this be! It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "What a powerful face accessory! It don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Yer motives definitely be legitimate. It don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Eyewear",
    "eyewearMystery201503Notes": "Don't get poked in th' eye by these shimmering gems! It don't benefit ye. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201506Text": "Neon Snorkel",
    "eyewearMystery201506Notes": "This neon snorkel lets its wearer see underwater. It don't benefit ye. June 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201507Text": "Rad Sunglasses",
    "eyewearMystery201507Notes": "These sunglasses let ye stay cool even when th' weather be hot. It don't benefit ye. July 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201701Text": "Timeless Shades",
    "eyewearMystery201701Notes": "These sunglasses will protect yer eyes from harmful rays 'n will look smart no matter where ye find yourself in time! It don't benefit ye. January 2017 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery301404Text": "Eyewear Goggles",
    "eyewearMystery301404Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a pair o' goggles - except, perhaps, fer a monocle. It don't benefit ye. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery301405Text": "Monocle",
    "eyewearMystery301405Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, fer a pair o' goggles. It don't benefit ye. July 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery301703Text": "Peacock Masquerade Mask",
    "eyewearMystery301703Notes": "Perfect fer a fancy masquerade or fer stealthily movin' through a particularly well-dressed crowd. It don't benefit ye. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskText": "Witch Doctor Mask",
    "eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskNotes": "An authentic mask worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination. Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesText": "Goofy Glasses",
    "eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesNotes": "Perfect for maskin' yer face or makin' your crew chuckle heartily. Increases yer Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "twoHandedItem": "Two-handed item.",
    "weaponArmoireChefsSpoonText": "Chef's Spoon",
    "weaponArmoireChefsSpoonNotes": "Raise it as ye release yer battle cry: “SPOOOON!!” Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Chest: Chef Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireVernalTaperText": "Vernal Taper",
    "weaponArmoireVernalTaperNotes": "Th' days are getting longer, but this candle will help ye find yer way afore sunrise. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Chest: Vernal Vestments Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireChefsJacketText": "Chef's Jacket",
    "armorArmoireChefsJacketNotes": "This thick cotton jacket is double-breasted t' protect ye from spills (n' conveniently reversible…). Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Chest: Chef Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireVernalVestmentText": "Vernal Vestment",
    "armorArmoireVernalVestmentNotes": "This silky garment is perfect fer enjoyin' mild spring weather in style. Increases Strength n' Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Chest: Vernal Vestments Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireToqueBlancheText": "Toque Blanche",
    "headArmoireToqueBlancheNotes": "Accordin' to legend, th' number o' folds in this hat indicate th' number o' ways ye know how t' cook an egg! Is it accurate? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Chest: Chef Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireVernalHenninText": "Vernal Hennin",
    "headArmoireVernalHenninNotes": "More than just a pretty hat, this conical chapeau can also hold a rolled-up T' Do list inside. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Chest: Vernal Vestments Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "shieldMystery201902Text": "Cryptic Confetti",
    "shieldMystery201902Notes": "This glittery paper forms magic hearts that slowly drift an' dance in th' air. It don't benefit ye. February 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldArmoireMightyPizzaText": "Mighty Pizza",
    "shieldArmoireMightyPizzaNotes": "Sure, it's a pretty good shield, but we strongly suggest ye eat this fine, fine pizza. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Chest: Chef Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "eyewearMystery201902Text": "Cryptic Crush Mask",
    "eyewearMystery201902Notes": "This mysterious mask hides yer identity but not yer winning smile. It don't benefit ye. February 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020RogueNotes": "Darkness be a Scallywag's element.  Who better, then, ta light th' way in th' darkest time o' year?  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020RogueText": "Lantern Rod",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "This phylactery kin call on th' spirits o' tasks long slain an' use their 'ealin' power.  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Frightnin' Phylactery",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019MageNotes": "Be it forgin' thunderbolts, raisin' forty-fee-cations, or simply strikin' terror inta th' 'earts o' mortals, this staff lends th' power o' giants ta work wonders.  Raises Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019MageText": "Staff wi' One Eye",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "Prepare ta rend yer foes wi' th' talons o' a raven!  Raises Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Talony Trident",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "Whether ye're conductin' an orky-stra or singin' an aria, this 'elpful device keeps yer 'ands free fer dramatic gesturin'!  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Musickin' Stand",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "Th' bubbles from this 'ere wand capture 'ealin' energy an' old ocean magic.  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Bubbly Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "Fruit o' yer labors, firs' picked from th' pool, this wee treasure'll do a lot for ye.  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Brillin' Bloom",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "Now ye're fightin' fancy!  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "yon Red Coral",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019RogueNotes": "This old an' nasty weapon'll 'elp ye ta win any undersea battle.  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2019RogueText": "Old Anchor",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "Yer song o' flowers an' rain'll soothe th' spirits o' all who hear.  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Song o' Spring",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019MageNotes": "There be a merskeeter stuck in th' stone at th' end o' this staff!  May or may not include Dino germs.  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019MageText": "Staff o' Amber",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "Bad 'abits cower afore this very green blade.  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Green'ry Sword",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019RogueNotes": "These weapons contain th' power o' th' sky an' rain. We recommend that ye dinnae use 'em while in th' water. Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2019RogueText": "Lightnin' Bolt",
    "weaponSpecialKS2019Notes": "Curved as a gryphon's beak an' talons, this fancy polearm reminds ye t' power through when th' task ahead feels o'erwhelmin'.  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythical Gryph'n Glaive",
    "weaponArmoireMagnifyingGlassNotes": "Arrr!!  A piece o' evidence! Examine it closely wi' this fine magnifier. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Detective Set (Item 3 of 4).",
    "weaponArmoireMagnifyingGlassText": "Magnifyin' Glass",
    "weaponArmoireAstronomersTelescopeNotes": "An inster-mint that'll allow ye t' observe th' stars' ancient dance.  Raises yer Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Astronomer Mage Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireAstronomersTelescopeText": "Astronomer's 'Scope",
    "weaponArmoireBambooCaneNotes": "Perfick fer assistin' ye in a stroll, or fer dancin' the Charleston.  Raises yer Intelligence, Perception, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Boatin' Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireBambooCaneText": "Cane o' Bamboo",
    "weaponArmoireNephriteBowNotes": "This bow shoots special jade-tipped arrows that will take down ev'n yer most stubborn bad habits! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Nephrite Archer Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireNephriteBowText": "Bow o' Nephrite",
    "weaponArmoireSlingshotNotes": "Take aim atcher red Dailies!  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireSlingshotText": "yon Slingshot",
    "weaponArmoireJugglingBallsNotes": "Habiticans be masters at multi-taskin', so ye should 'ave no trouble keepin' all these balls in th' air!  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireJugglingBallsText": "Jugglin' Balls",
    "weaponMystery201911Notes": "Th' crystal ball atop yon staff can show ye th' future, but beware! Usin' such dang'rous knowledge can change a person in ways ye'd nev'r expect. It don't benefit ye. November 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponMystery201911Text": "Becharmed Crystal Staff",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "Wavin' it about'll waft th' aroma t' summon yer friends an' 'elpers ta begin cookin' an' bakin'!  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Clove-Spice Scepter",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020MageNotes": "Wiv practice, ye kin perject this aural magic (in waves!  Like th' sea!!) any way ye like: a thoughtful hum, a festive chime, er a RED TASK O'ERBOARD ALARM.  Raises yer Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020MageText": "Ripplin' Waves o' Sound",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "Avast, squirrels!  Ye'll get no piece o' this!  ...But iffen ye wanna hang out an' 'ave cocoa, that be cool.  Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Pointy Conny-fer Cone",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020RogueNotes": "Ye'll strike so fast it'll look e'en MORE blue! Raises yer Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020RogueText": "Laz-yer-rite Blade",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020MageNotes": "Steer yer way through the most treacherous seas and turbulent battles. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020MageText": "Mighty Oar",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "If yer foes mock yer choice of weapon, don't take the bait. This wicked hook is the reel deal! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Fish Hook",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020RogueNotes": "Yer enemies don't see ye comin', but yer Fangs be inescapable! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020RogueText": "Fang Blade",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "An iris be beautiful, but th' leaves be like swords... don't let yerself be deceiv'd by th' flowers, this staff be tough as steel! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Staff o' Sword-Lillies",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020MageNotes": "They keep fallin' on yer head! But ye'll ne'er stop 'em by complainin'. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020MageText": "Raindrops",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "Fight or flight, this wing will serve ye well! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Sharpen'd Wing",
    "armorSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "This outfit comes complete wit' white gloves, an' be ideal fer broodin' in yer private box above th' stage or makin' startlin' entrances down grand staircases. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "Glide sleekly through warm coastal waters wit' this smart tail. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "Th' lilies will know ye as one o' thar owns, 'n will nah fear yer approach. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019RogueNotes": "This sinuous tail be perfect fer makin' tight turns durin' darin' aquatic escapes. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "Yer bright feathers will let everyone know that th' cold an' dark o' winter has passed. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019MageNotes": "These robes gather power from magic resin embedded in th' fibers o' ancient bark that compose th' cloth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "Steely armor o' reinforced petals protects yer heart an' also looks pretty smart. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2020Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Outrageous Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. It don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialKS2019Notes": "Glowin' from within like a gryphon's noble heart, this resplendent armor encourages ye t' loot pride in yer accomplishments. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "weaponMystery202002Notes": "An accessory that lends ye an air o' mystery an' romance. Sun protection be a bonus! It don't benefit ye. February 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201907Notes": "Look awesome while protectin' yer eyes from harmful UV rays! It don't benefit ye. July 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponArmoireClubOfClubsNotes": "This smart club won't tip yer hand too early about yer intentions t'ward those sneaky ole tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jack o' Clubs Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireEnchantersStaffNotes": "Th' green stones on this staff are filled wit' th' power o' change that flows strong through th' autumn wind. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireGuardiansCrookNotes": "This shepherd's crook could come in handy next time ye take yer Critters fer a stroll in th' countryside... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Guardian o' th' Grazers Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireHandyHookNotes": "Who needs opposable thumbs? This hook be \"handy\" 'nough fer anyone. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pirate Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireBeachFlagNotes": "Rally th' seadogs around yer sandcastle 'n let everyone know where t' come fer help! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireFiddlersBowNotes": "Ye can coax chanties out o' anythin' wit' this! ...A violin might work best, though. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireShadowMastersMaceNotes": "Creatures o' darkness will obey yer every command when ye wave this glowin' mace. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireFloridFanNotes": "This lovely silk fan folds when nah in use. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "Now that yer transformation be complete, this remnant o' yer life as a pupa now serves as th' divinin' rod wit' which ye measure destinies. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Pierce yer foe wit' one sharp strike! Even th' thickest armor will give way t' yer blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020MageNotes": "If aught should escape yer conjurer sight, th' brilliant crystals atop this staff shall illuminate wha' ye o'erlooked. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponArmoirePaperCutterNotes": "This may nah look fearsome, but 'ave ye ne'er had a papercut? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireLivelyMatchNotes": "When ye're holdin' this, ye're sure t' spark someone's interest! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireHappyBannerNotes": "Be th' \"H\" fer Happy, or Habitica? Yer choice! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireAlchemistsDistillerNotes": "Purify metals 'n other magical compounds wit' this shiny brass instrument. Increases Strength by <%= str %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Spectre's Cutlass",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Sharp Katarrr",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Frosted Glass Rod",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "Wrap yourself in soft iris leaves an' petals t' fool enemies into underestimatin' yer healin' power. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "This rigid carapace can keep ye safe from even th' most crushin' attacks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020RogueNotes": "Th' color o' twilight, o' a multitude o' precious stones, o' th' deepest sea! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "An opulent gown fer those wit' festive zest! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020MageNotes": "Ring in th' new year warm, comfy, an' buffered against excessive vibration. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "O mighty pine, o towerin' fir, lend yer strength. Or rather, yer Constitution! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020RogueNotes": "While no doubt ye can brave storms wit' th' inner warmth o' yer drive an' devotion, it doesn't hurt t' dress fer th' weather. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "'Tis said these robes are made o' pure night. Use th' dark power wisely! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2019MageNotes": "Its namesake met a terrible fate. But ye will nah be so easily tricked! Garb yourself in this mantle o' legend an' nobody will surpass ye. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "These feathered robes grant th' power o' flight, allowin' ye t' soar o'er any battle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2020MageNotes": "These wide-winged robes give th' impression o' hoverin' or flight, symbolizin' th' far-seein' perspective granted by vast knowledge. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020RogueNotes": "A crocodile makes th' perfect Scallywag, waitin' fer th' perfect moment t' strike. Borrow thar skills--'n thar explosive speed. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "Yer splendor unfurls by night, an' those who witness ye in flight wonder at wha' this omen could mean. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorMystery201907Notes": "Stay cool an' look cool on even th' hottest summer day. It don't benefit ye. July 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201906Notes": "We shall spare ye a pun about \"playin' koi.\" Oh wait, oops. It don't benefit ye. June 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201904Notes": "This shinin' garment has opals sewn into th' front panel t' grant ye arcane powers an' a fabulous look. It don't benefit ye. April 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201903Notes": "Scallywags are dye-in' t' know where ye got this egg-cellent outfit! It don't benefit ye. March 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery202006Notes": "Even among th' brightest corals an' anemones, this tail proudly stands out from th' crowd! It don't benefit ye. June 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201910Notes": "This enigmatic armor will protect ye from terrors seen an' unseen. It don't benefit ye. October 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorArmoireShadowMastersRobeNotes": "Th' fabric o' this flowy robe be woven from th' darkest shadows in th' deepest caves o' Habitica. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireInvernessCapeNotes": "This sturdy garment will let ye search fer clues in any type o' weather. Increases Perception an' Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Detective Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireNephriteArmorNotes": "Made from strong steel rings an' decorated wit' jade, this armor will protect ye from procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Nephrite Archer Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "armorMystery202007Notes": "Swim, flip, dive, an' race wit' this handsome an' powerful tail! It don't benefit ye. July 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorArmoirePirateOutfitNotes": "Avast, ye landlubbers! The perfect outfit for swabbin' the deck an' countin' yer spoils. Increases Constitution an' Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Pirate Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireFiddlersCoatNotes": "A practical outfit t' give ye plenty o' room t' move! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireBoxArmorNotes": "Box Armor: It fits, therefore ye sits... uh, therefore ye wear it into battle, like th' bold knight ye be! Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireBaseballUniformNotes": "Pinstripes ne'er go out o' style. Increases Constitution an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireLayerCakeArmorNotes": "'Tis protective an' tasty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireDuffleCoatNotes": "Travel frosty realms in style wit' this cozy wool coat. Increases Constitution an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Duffle Coat Set (Item 1 o' 2).",
    "armorArmoireAlchemistsRobeNotes": "Any number o' dangerous elixirs are involved in creatin' arcane metals an' gems, an' these heavy robes will protect ye from harm an' unintended side effects! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireAstronomersRobeNotes": "Turns out silk an' starlight make a fabric that ain't only magical, but mighty breathable. Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Astronomer Mage Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireBoatingJacketNotes": "Whether ye're on a smart yacht or in a jalopy, ye'll be th' cat's meow in this jacket an' tie. Increases Strength, Intelligence, an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Boatin' Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "armorMystery201909Notes": "Yer tough exterior be protective, but 'tis still best t' keep an eye out fer squirrels... It don't benefit ye. September 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201908Notes": "These legs were made fer dancin'! An' that's jus' wha' they'll do. It don't benefit ye. August 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headArmoireNephriteHelmText": "Nephrite Helm",
    "headArmoireTricornHatText": "Tricorn Hat",
    "headMystery202011Notes": "Wield th' power o' th' changin' seasons while also lookin' very stylish! It don't benefit ye. November 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202011Text": "Foliated Magus Hat",
    "headMystery202010Notes": "We'll spare ye anoth'r joke about echolocation... cation... cation. It don't benefit ye. October 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202008Notes": "WHO? WHO? WHO approaches, seekin' yer counsel? It don't benefit ye. August 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202007Notes": "This helm will tune ye in t' th' complex an' beau'iful songs o' yer fellow cetaceans. It don't benefit ye. July 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202006Notes": "Th' positive energy o' these radiant purple stones will draw th' sea's friendliest creatures t' yer side. It don't benefit ye. June 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202003Notes": "Be careful, this helm be sharp in more ways than one! It don't benefit ye. March 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202001Notes": "Yer hearin' will be so sharp, ye'll hear th' stars twinklin' an' th' moon spinnin'. It don't benefit ye. January 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201912Notes": "This glitterin' snowflake grants ye resistance t' th' bitin' cold no matter how high ye fly! It don't benefit ye. December 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201912Text": "Polar Pixie Crown",
    "headMystery201911Notes": "Each o' th' crystal points attach'd t' this hat endows ye wit' a special power: mystic clairvoyance, arcane wisdom, and... sorcerous plate spinnin'? All right then. It don't benefit ye. November 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201910Notes": "These flames reveal arcane secrets before your very eyes! It don't benefit ye. October 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201910Text": "Cryptic Flame",
    "headMystery201909Notes": "Ev'ry acorn needs a hat! Er, cupule, if ye want t' get technical about it. It don't benefit ye. September 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201907Notes": "Nothin' says “I'm relaxin' 'ere!” like a backwards cap. It don't benefit ye. July 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201904Notes": "Th' opals in this circlet shine in ev'ry color o' th' rainbow, givin' it a variety o' magical properties. It don't benefit ye. April 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201903Notes": "Some may call you an egghead, but that's OK because ye know how t' take a yolk. It don't benefit ye. March 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "Th' dreadful pallor o' this skull-like visage shines as a warning to all mortals: Time be fleetin'! Attend t' thy deadlines, before 'tis too late! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "The Warrior who once wore this ne'er flinch'd from th' weightiest tasks! But others may flinch from ye when ye wear it... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "Stand tall, that beachcombers may keep their hands out o' yer hair. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2020MageNotes": "Who needs a crown wit' this crest? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "Trout yer strength an' skill wit' this highly visible headgear. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2020RogueNotes": "Complete yer Rogue-ish disguise wit' this helm! Maybe ye can fool yer enemies wit' yer crocodile tears... Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "Beguile yer foes wit' this headpiece made o' flowers! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2020MageNotes": "Be th' sky clear? Humidity low? Don't worry, we've got ye. Moist'n yer magic without dampenin' yer spirits! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "Yer enemies' blows will glance off this beetle-inspired helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2020RogueNotes": "So vibrant an' valuable, ye'll be tempted t' steal it off yer own head. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2020RogueText": "Lapis Kabuto",
    "headSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "Please remove it from yer head before attemptin' t' brew chai or coffee wit' it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2020MageNotes": "Oh! How th' bells / Sweet gold'n bells / All seem t' say, / “Cast ‘Burst of Flames’” Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2020MageText": "Bell Crown",
    "headSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "A prickly feelin' on yer scalp be a small price t' pay fer seas'nal magnificence. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Snow-Dusted Headdress",
    "headSpecialWinter2020RogueNotes": "A Rogue walks down th' street in that hat, people know they're not afraid o' anything. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2019Notes": "Ye've received an Outrageous Party Hat! Wear it wit' pride while ringin' in th' New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "Don this dark miter t' harness th' powers o' th' fearsome Lich. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2019MageNotes": "Its single baleful eye does inhibit depth perception, but that be a small price t' pay fer the way it hones yer focus t' a single, intense point. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "Contrary t' popular belief, yer head be not an appropriate place fer frogs t' perch. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "Th' dark eye-sockets o' this skull helmet will daunt th' bravest of yer enemies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "Did ye find this headpiece at an auction of possibly-curs'd costume pieces, or in th' attic of an eccentric grandparent? Whatever its origin, its age an' wear add t' yer air o' mystery. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "The spiralin' structure o' this shell will help ye hear any cry fer help across th' seven seas. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Conch Crown",
    "headSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Lily Pad Hat",
    "headSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "It won't let ye pull yer head down between yer shoulders, but it will protect ye if ye bonk th' bottom of a boat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2019RogueNotes": "This helm gives ye a 360 degree view of surrounding waters, which is perfect fer sneaking up on unsuspectin' red Dailies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2019RogueText": "Hammerhead Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "Be ready fer th' first day o' spring wit' this cute beaky helm. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Robin Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2019MageNotes": "A glowin' amber gem grants this hat th' power of arcane natural forces. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Perfumed Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "Don't let th' delicate colors fool ye. This shield has got ye covered! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "Do ye feel ye are too good fer this world, too pure? Only this beauty of a spice will do. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "Use it as a shield 'til th' seeds drop, an' then ye can put it on a wreath! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "Harness th' dark side o' th' Healer's arts with this Grimoire! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "Sweatin' in th' summer sun? No! Performin' a simple elemental conjuration t' fill th' lily pond. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Drops o' Pure Water",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "Let those who need help know ye're comin' with th' loud blast o' this shell trumpet. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "Turtle up behind this hefty round shield, etched in th' pattern o' yer favorite reptile's back. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "Let th' power o' chlorophyll keep yer enemies at bay! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialKS2019Notes": "Sparklin' like th' shell o' a gryphon egg, this magnificent shield shows ye how t' stand ready t' help when yer own burdens are light. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "shieldSpecialPiDayNotes": "We dare ye t' calculate th' ratio o' this shield's circumference t' its deliciousness! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headArmoireCapOfClubsNotes": "Let ev'ryone know about yer latest achievements with this literal feather in yer cap! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jack of Clubs Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireHornsOfAutumnNotes": "Draw th' power o' th' season's brisk air an' channel it through yer magic! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireGuardiansBonnetNotes": "Don this fetchin' bonnet t' help ye herd yer tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Guardian of the Grazers Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireHeroicHerbalistCrispinetteNotes": "This handy headdress will help ye keep yer hair out o' th' way... It don't hurt that it also adds t' th' mystique. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Heroic Herbalist Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireFiddlersCapNotes": "Put on this jaunty cap t' let ev'ryone know who's dancin' t' whose tune! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireBaseballCapNotes": "Let ev'ryone know that ye're on Team Habitica! Increases Constitution an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireMatchMakersBeretNotes": "Ye'll look strikin' wearin' this lovely hat! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireFrostedHelmNotes": "Th' perfect headgear fer any celebration! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireEarflapHatNotes": "If ye're lookin' t' keep yer head toasty warm, this hat has ye covered! Increases Intelligence an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Duffle Coat Set (Item 2 o' 2).",
    "headArmoireAlchemistsHatNotes": "While hats are not strictly necessary fer alchemical practice, lookin' cool certainly don't hurt anythin'! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireShadowMastersHoodNotes": "This hood grants ye th' power t' see through even th' deepest darkness. It may occasionally require eyedrops, though. Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireDeerstalkerCapNotes": "This cap be perfect fer rural excursions, but also be acceptable gear fer mystery-solvin'! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Detective Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "headArmoireAstronomersHatNotes": "A perfect hat fer celestial observation or a fancy wizard brunch. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Astronomer Mage Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireBoaterHatText": "Boater Hat",
    "headArmoireNephriteHelmNotes": "Th' carv'd jade plume atop this help be enchant'd t' enhance yer aim. Increases Perception by <%= per %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Nephrite Archer Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireBoaterHatNotes": "This straw chapeau be th' bee's knees! Increases Strength, Constitution, an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Boating Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireFiddleNotes": "A perfect instrument that always strikes th' right note in company. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoireHobbyHorseNotes": "Ride yer handsome hobby-horse steed toward yer just Rewards! Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireBaseballGloveNotes": "Perfect fer th' big tournament, or a friendly game o' catch between tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoirePerfectMatchNotes": "Hot take: we think ye look great. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoireBirthdayBannerNotes": "Celebrate yer special day, th' special day o' someone ye love, or break this out fer Habitica's Birthday on January 31! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoireAlchemistsScaleNotes": "Ensure that yer mystical ingredients are properly measured usin' this fine piece of equipment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoireMasteredShadowNotes": "Yer powers have brought these swirlin' shadows t' yer side t' do yer bidding. Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoirePolishedPocketwatchNotes": "Ye've got th' time. And it looks very nice on ye. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "shieldMystery202011Notes": "Harness th' power o' th' autumn wind wit' this staff. Use fer arcane magic or t' make awesome leaf piles, th' choice be yers! It don't benefit ye. November 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "Is it another moth ye carry, still undergoin' metamorphosis? Or simply a silken handbag, containin' yer tools o' healin' an' prophecy? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "It may look insubstantial, but this spectral shield can keep ye safe from all kinds o' harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Wieldin' a katar, ye'd better be quick on yer feet... This blade will serve ye well if ye strike fast, but don't over-commit! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "As th' motion o' sand an' water turns trash t' treasure, so shall yer magic turn wounds t' strength. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "This fish ye caught one time was SO BIG, a single scale was enough t' make a mighty shield! True story! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "Ward off them musty old T' Do's wit' this sweet-smellin' shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "backMystery202009Notes": "Let these huge wings take ye t' new heights! It don't benefit ye. September 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery202005Notes": "Despite their slight tatters, these wings can still carry ye wherever ye need t' travel. It don't benefit ye. May 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery202005Text": "Wondrous Wyvern Wings",
    "backMystery202004Notes": "Make a quick flutter t' th' nearest flowery meadow or migrate across th' continent wit' these beautiful wings! It don't benefit ye. April 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery202001Notes": "These fluffy tails contain celestial power, an' also a high level o' cuteness! It don't benefit ye. January 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201912Notes": "Glide silently across sparklin' snowfields an' shimmerin' mountains wit' these icy wings. It don't benefit ye. December 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201905Notes": "Fly t' untold realms wit' these iridescent wings. It don't benefit ye. May 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldArmoireDarkAutumnFlameNotes": "These mesmerizin' flames dance wit' lively but forebodin' energy even in autumn's chilliest nights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoireMortarAndPestleNotes": "Th' most important equipment in th' herbalist's arsenal! Grind up yer ingredients fer yer herbal concoctions, an' put yer back into it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Heroic Herbalist Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoirePiratesCompanionNotes": "Perfect if ye want t' talk yer enemies t' death, Polly never shuts up. Maybe she'll remind ye about yer tasks too! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pirate Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireLifeBuoyNotes": "Oh buoy! This will come in handy if ye spot someone strugglin' in a sea o' tasks an' responsibilities. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "eyewearMystery201907Text": "Sweet Sunglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "Steel yerself against th' toughest foes wit' this inscrutable mask. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "Ye'd think a full mask would protect yer identity better, but people tend t' be too awestruck by its stark design t' take note o' any identifyin' features left revealed. It don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialKS2019Notes": "Bold as a gryphon's... hmm, gryphons don't have visors. It reminds ye to... oh, who are we kiddin', it just looks cool! It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialYellowHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses wit' a yellow frame an' crescent lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialWhiteHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses wit' a white frame an' crescent lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialRedHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses wit' a red frame an' crescent lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialPinkHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses wit' a pink frame an' crescent lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialGreenHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses wit' a green frame an' crescent lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialBlueHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses wit' a blue frame an' crescent lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "eyewearSpecialBlackHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses wit' a black frame an' crescent lenses. It don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryMystery202009Notes": "These feathery appendages will help ye find yer way even in th' dark o' night. It don't benefit ye. September 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery202005Notes": "With such mighty horns, what creature dares challenge ye? It don't benefit ye. May 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery202004Notes": "They twitch just a bit if th' scent o' flowers drifts by--use 'em t' find a pretty garden! It don't benefit ye. April 2020 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201908Notes": "If wearin' horns floats yer goat, ye're in luck! It don't benefit ye. August 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201906Notes": "Legend has it these finny ears help merfolk hear th' calls an' songs of all th' denizens o' th' deep! It don't benefit ye. June 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201905Notes": "These horns be as sharp as they are shimmery. It don't benefit ye. May 2019 Subscriber Item.",
    "bodyArmoireLifeguardWhistleNotes": "Call that misbehavin' habit t' order! It should know th' rules! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "bodyArmoireLifeguardWhistleText": "Lifeguard Whistle",
    "bodyMystery202008Notes": "Fer now, yer wings lie furled. But when ye have concluded dispensin' yer wisdom, or ye sight yer prey in th' grass, watch out! It don't benefit ye. August 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "bodyMystery202008Text": "Owlish Oracle Mantle",
    "bodyMystery202002Notes": "Fer when yer heart be warm but th' breezes o' February are brisk. It don't benefit ye. February 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "bodyMystery202002Text": "Stylish Sweetheart Scarf",
    "backSpecialNamingDay2020Notes": "Happy Namin' Day! Swish this fiery, pixely tail about as ye celebrate Habitica. It don't benefit ye.",
    "backSpecialNamingDay2020Text": "Royal Purple Gryphon Tail",
    "backMystery202010Notes": "Ye are th' night! So fly as silently as a midnight cloud wit' these swift purple wings. It don't benefit ye. October 2020 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "This sword went into th' afterlife wit' a powerful Swashbuckler, an' returns fer ye t' wield! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "Warriors are known fer their sturdy defenses. Turtles are known fer their thick shells. It's a perfect match! Just... try not t' fall over backward, ever. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019RogueNotes": "Some very tuff fluff. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponArmoireBaseballBatNotes": "Git a home run on them good habits! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchant'd Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 3 o' 4).",
    "weaponArmoireResplendentRapierNotes": "Demonstrate yer swordsmanship wit' this sharply point'd weapon. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponMystery202002Text": "Stylish Sweetheart Parasol",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Cocoon Cane",
    "weaponSpecialFall2020MageText": "Three Visions",
    "armorSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "These robes once guarded a powerful Swashbuckler from harm. They say the Swashbuckler's spirit lingers in th' cloth t' guard a worthy successor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialWhiteHalfMoonText": "White Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialRedHalfMoonText": "Red Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialPinkHalfMoonText": "Pink Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialGreenHalfMoonText": "Green Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
    "weaponArmoireBaseballBatText": "Baseball Bat",
    "weaponArmoireLivelyMatchText": "A Lively Match",
    "weaponArmoireHappyBannerText": "Happy Banner",
    "weaponArmoireAlchemistsDistillerText": "Alchemist's Distiller",
    "weaponArmoireShadowMastersMaceText": "Shadow Master's Mace",
    "weaponArmoireResplendentRapierText": "Resplendent Rapier",
    "weaponArmoireFloridFanText": "Florid Fan",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "As th' currents wear away sharp edges, so shall yer magic soften yer hearties' pain. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020RogueText": "Ultramarine Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Orange Peel Gown",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020MageText": "Curvy Coat",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Bark Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2020RogueText": "Poofy Parka",
    "armorSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Robes o' Darkness",
    "armorSpecialFall2019MageText": "Smock o' Polyphemus",
    "armorSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Wings o' Night",
    "armorSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Caped Opera Coat",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Tropical Tides Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Floral Frock",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "Carapace Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Robin Costume",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019MageText": "Amber Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Orchid Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2019RogueText": "Cloud Armor",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2020Text": "Outrageous Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryphon Armor",
    "weaponArmoireEveningTeaNotes": "This panacea will help ye relax so those big tasks don't look so threatenin'. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dressin' Gown Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireEveningTeaText": "Cup o' Tea",
    "weaponArmoireClubOfClubsText": "Club o'... Clubs",
    "weaponArmoireEnchantersStaffText": "Enchanter's Staff",
    "weaponArmoireGuardiansCrookText": "Guardian's Crook",
    "weaponArmoireHandyHookText": "Handy Hook",
    "weaponArmoireBeachFlagText": "Beach Flag",
    "headSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Look twice, act once: this mask makes it easy. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2020MageText": "Awaken'd Clarity",
    "headSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Creepy Cowl",
    "headSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Two-Head'd Stone Mask",
    "headSpecialSummer2020MageText": "Oarfish Crest",
    "headSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Flashy Fishy Cap",
    "headSpecialSummer2020RogueText": "Crocodile Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Iris Fascinator",
    "headSpecialSpring2020MageText": "Drip Top Cap",
    "headSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Beetle Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Star Anise Emblem",
    "headSpecialWinter2020RogueText": "Floofy Stockin' Cap",
    "headSpecialNye2019Text": "Outrageous Party Hat",
    "headSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Dark Miter",
    "headSpecialFall2019MageText": "Cyclops Mask",
    "headSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Obsidian Skull Helmet",
    "headSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Antique Opera Hat",
    "headSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "Turtle Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Orchid Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2019RogueNotes": "No one will notice a cloud quietly driftin' t'ward their stash o' Gold, right? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limit'd Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2019RogueText": "Cloud Helm",
    "headSpecialKS2019Notes": "Adorn'd wit' a gryphon's likeness an' plumage, this glorious helmet symbolizes th' way yer skills an' bearin' stand as an example t' others. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryphon Helm",
    "headSpecialPiDayNotes": "Try t' balance this slice o' delicious pie on yer head while walkin' in a circle. Or throw it at a red Daily! Or ye could just eat it. Yer choice! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialPiDayText": "Pi Hat",
    "armorArmoireDressingGownNotes": "Relax in style wit' this beautiful traditional dressin' gown. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dressin' Gown Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireDressingGownText": "Comfy Dressin' Gown",
    "armorArmoireDoubletOfClubsNotes": "Who knows what's in th' cards, but ye'll look stylish at any event in this doublet an' cape! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jack o' Clubs Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireDoubletOfClubsText": "Doublet O' Clubs",
    "armorArmoireAutumnEnchantersCloakNotes": "A sorcerer as skill'd as ye needs t' look as powerful as they feel. Increases Intelligence by 12. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 2 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireGuardiansGownNotes": "A lovely rustic gown, wit' surprisin'ly sturdy seams! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Guardian o' th' Grazers Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireGuardiansGownText": "Guardian's Gown",
    "armorArmoirePirateOutfitText": "Pirate Outfit",
    "armorArmoireBoxArmorText": "Box Armor",
    "armorArmoireBaseballUniformText": "Baseball Uniform",
    "armorArmoireMatchMakersApronNotes": "This apron be fer safety, but fer humor's sake we can make light o' it. Increases Constitution, Strength, an' Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 1 o' 4).",
    "armorArmoireLayerCakeArmorText": "Layer Cake Armor",
    "armorArmoireDuffleCoatText": "Duffle Coat",
    "armorArmoireAlchemistsRobeText": "Alchemist's Robe",
    "armorArmoireShadowMastersRobeText": "Shadow Master's Robe",
    "armorArmoireInvernessCapeText": "Inverness Cape",
    "armorArmoireAstronomersRobeText": "Astronomer's Robe",
    "armorArmoireBoatingJacketText": "Boatin' Jacket",
    "armorArmoireNephriteArmorText": "Nephrite Armor",
    "armorMystery202007Text": "Outstandin' Orca Costume",
    "armorMystery202006Text": "Multichrome Merfolk Tail",
    "armorMystery201910Text": "Cryptic Armor",
    "armorMystery201909Text": "Affable Acorn Armor",
    "armorMystery201908Text": "Footloose Faun Costume",
    "armorMystery201906Text": "Kindly Koi Tail",
    "armorMystery201903Text": "Shell-ebration Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Hawkmoth Wings",
    "armorSpecialFall2020MageText": "Aloft Upon Enlight'nment",
    "armorSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Revenant's Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Take on th' strength o' stone wit' this armor, guaranteed t' repel th' fiercest attacks. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limit'd Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Statuesque Armor",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "Ye be as patient as th' ocean, as strong as th' currents, as dependable as th' tides. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limit'd Edition 2020 Summ'r Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Regalia o' Tumblin' Waves",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020MageNotes": "Harness th' power o' th' sea's depths wit' this oar-mazin' armor. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limit'd Edition 2020 Summ'r Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020MageText": "Oarfish Armor",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "Ye'll be th' bright fish in a dull stream, wit' these dazzlin' scales! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limit'd Edition 2020 Summ'r Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Rainbow Trout Tail",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Protective Petals",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020MageNotes": "If ye can't resist stompin' through th' leavin's o' rainstorms, this armor be fer you! Turn a childish impulse into a display o' mystic artistry. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limit'd Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020MageText": "Whirlpuddle Gown",
    "armorSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Exoskeleton Armor",
    "shieldSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Swift Katar",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Huge Trout Scale",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Giant Cinnamon Stick",
    "shieldSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Grotesque Grimoire",
    "shieldSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "Th' dark sheen o' a raven's feath'r made solid, this shield will frustrate all attacks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limit'd Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Raven-Dark Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Conch Trumpet",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "Half-Shell Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "This bright shield actually be made o' candy-coat'd choc'late. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limit'd Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Eggshell Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Leafy Shield",
    "shieldSpecialPiDayText": "Pi Shield",
    "headArmoireNightcapNotes": "Yer new nightcap ev'n has a nice bouncy pompom! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchant'd Armoire: Dressin' Gown Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireNightcapText": "Nigh'cap",
    "headArmoireCapOfClubsText": "Cap o' Clubs",
    "headArmoireHornsOfAutumnText": "Horns o' Autumn",
    "headArmoireGuardiansBonnetText": "Guardian's Bonnet",
    "headArmoireBaseballCapText": "Baseball Cap",
    "headArmoireFrostedHelmText": "Frost'd Helm",
    "headArmoireEarflapHatText": "Earflap Hat",
    "headArmoireDeerstalkerCapText": "Deerstalk'r Cap",
    "headArmoireAstronomersHatText": "Astronomer's Hat",
    "headArmoireTricornHatNotes": "Become a revolutionary jokest'r! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchant'd Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headMystery202012Notes": "This imposin' mask features piercin' eyes that will blind foes like th' glare o' sunlight on fresh snow. It don't benefit ye. Decemb'r 2020 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "headMystery202012Text": "Frostfire Mask",
    "headMystery202010Text": "Batty Ears",
    "headMystery202008Text": "Owlish Oracle Headdress",
    "headMystery202007Text": "Outstandin' Orca Helm",
    "headMystery202006Text": "Sugilite Circlet",
    "headMystery202003Text": "Barb'd Helm",
    "headMystery202001Text": "Fabl'd Fox Ears",
    "headMystery201911Text": "Charm'd Crystal Hat",
    "headMystery201909Text": "Affable Acorn Hat",
    "headMystery201904Text": "Opulent Opal Circlet",
    "headMystery201903Text": "Sunny Side Up Helm",
    "headSpecialFall2020MageNotes": "Wit' this cap seat'd perfectly on yer brow, yer third eye opens, allowin' ye t' focus on what be otherwise invisible: mana flows, restless spirits, an' forgott'n T'-Do's. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limit'd Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "This helm be unbreakable an' tough! Also it attracts butterflies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limit'd Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Spirit's Shield",
    "eyewearSpecialBlueHalfMoonText": "Blue Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialBlackHalfMoonText": "Black Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
    "headAccessoryMystery201906Text": "Kindly Koi Ears",
    "eyewearSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Dark Visage",
    "eyewearSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Bone-White Half Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialYellowHalfMoonText": "Yellow Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
    "headAccessoryMystery202009Text": "Marv'lous Moth Antennae",
    "headAccessoryMystery201908Text": "Footloose Faun Horns",
    "headAccessoryMystery201905Text": "Dazzlin' Drag'n Horns",
    "bodyMystery202003Notes": "They're like should'r pads that be on a whole oth'r level. It don't benefit ye. March 2020 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "backMystery202012Notes": "Th' snowy feath'rs o' these wings will grant ye th' speed o' a wintry gale. It don't benefit ye. Decemb'r 2020 Subscrib'r Item.",
    "backMystery202012Text": "Frostfire Wings",
    "backMystery202010Text": "Beguilin' Bat Wings",
    "backMystery202009Text": "Marv'lous Moth Wings",
    "backMystery202001Text": "Five Tails o' Fable",
    "backMystery201912Text": "Polar Pixie Wings",
    "backMystery201905Text": "Dazzlin' Dragon Wings",
    "shieldArmoireDarkAutumnFlameText": "Dark Autumn Flame",
    "shieldArmoirePiratesCompanionText": "Polly",
    "shieldArmoireLifeBuoyText": "Life Buoy",
    "shieldArmoireHobbyHorseText": "Hobby Horse",
    "shieldArmoireBaseballGloveText": "Baseball Glove",
    "shieldArmoirePerfectMatchText": "Th' Perfect Match",
    "shieldArmoireAlchemistsScaleText": "Alchemist's Scale",
    "shieldArmoireMasteredShadowText": "Master'd Shadow",
    "shieldArmoirePolishedPocketwatchText": "Polish'd Pocketwatch",
    "shieldArmoireTrustyUmbrellaNotes": "Mysteries often be accompani'd by inclement weath'r, so be prepar'd! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchant'd Armoire: Detective Set (Item 4 o' 4).",
    "shieldArmoireTrustyUmbrellaText": "Trusty Umbrella",
    "shieldSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Cocoon Carryall",
    "backMystery202004Text": "Mighty Monarch Wings",
    "shieldArmoireMortarAndPestleText": "Mort'r an' Pestle",
    "shieldArmoireFiddleText": "Fiddl'r's Violin",
    "shieldArmoireBirthdayBannerText": "Birthday Bann'r",
    "shieldMystery202011Text": "Foliat'd Staff",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Tumbl'd Glass Aegis",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Iridescent Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Round Conif'r Cone",
    "shieldSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryph'n Shield",
    "headArmoireHeroicHerbalistCrispinetteText": "Heroic Herb'list Crispinette",
    "headArmoireFiddlersCapText": "Fiddl'r's Cap",
    "headArmoireMatchMakersBeretText": "Match Maker's Beret",
    "headArmoireAlchemistsHatText": "Alch'mist's Hat",
    "headArmoireShadowMastersHoodText": "Shadow Master's Hood",
    "headMystery201907Text": "Backwards Cap",
    "headSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Death's Head Mask",
    "headSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Glass-Studd'd Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2019MageText": "Amb'r Hat",
    "armorArmoireAutumnEnchantersCloakText": "Autumn Enchant'r's Cloak",
    "armorArmoireHeroicHerbalistRobeNotes": "Always smells pleasantly o' all kinds o' herbs. Increases Constitution an' Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Heroic Herb'list Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireHeroicHerbalistRobeText": "Heroic Herb'list Robe",
    "armorArmoireFiddlersCoatText": "Fiddl'r's Coat",
    "armorArmoireMatchMakersApronText": "Match Maker's Apron",
    "armorMystery201907Text": "Flowery Shirt",
    "armorMystery201904Text": "Opalesc'nt Outfit",
    "armorSpecialSummer2020RogueText": "Croc'dile Disguise",
    "armorSpecialSummer2019RogueText": "Hamm'rhead Tail",
    "weaponArmoireFiddlersBowText": "Fiddl'r's Bow",
    "weaponArmoirePaperCutterText": "Paper Cutt'r",
    "bodyMystery202003Text": "Barb'd Pauldrons",
    "eyewearSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryph'n Visor",
    "headAccessoryMystery202005Text": "Wondrous Wyvern Horns",
    "headAccessoryMystery202004Text": "Mighty Monarch Antennae",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "These mighty mitts stop weap'ns cold. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Arctic Armguards",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "Tell all yer friends about th' REALLY big fish ye've caught! But whether ye tell 'em he's made o' plastic an' sings songs be up t' ye. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Big Fish",
    "headSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "A surprisin' amount o' heat escapes through th' head! Not if ye're wearin' this thick hood an' goggles, though. There'll be no icicles on YER eyelashes! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Arctic Exploration Headgear",
    "headSpecialWinter2021MageNotes": "Let yer mind git carri'd away, while ye feel safely tuck'd in, under this huge homely hood. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2021MageText": "Moonlight Shadow Hood",
    "headSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "Wrap up against th' cold weath'r in this cozy hood. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Insulat'd Hood",
    "headSpecialWinter2021RogueNotes": "A rogue can go unseen in th' woods wit' a mask like this. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2021RogueText": "Ivy Mask",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "Defy th' chill winds wit' th' best protection available north o' th' Circle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Arctic Parka",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021MageNotes": "These warm Winter Robes will keep ye cozy durin' th' cold time o' th' year. A fancy flowin' fabric on th' outside reflects th' silver moonlight an' lets ye go wit' th' flow, ye know? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021MageText": "Flowin' Moonlight Robes",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "If ye're goin' t' go out in this weath'r, ye'd better wrap up warm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Insulat'd Jacket",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021RogueNotes": "Melt into th' shadows o' th' evergreen wood! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2021RogueText": "Ivy-Green Garb",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "Conduct yer battles wit' a flourish an' a flurry! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Flake-Flang'd Rod",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021MageNotes": "This mighty weapon definitely be more than a phase. Channel yer energy, focus on th' flow o' a month, an' study time an' space. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021MageText": "Magical Moon Phaser",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "Ye can reel in th' big one usin' this! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Wint'r Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021RogueNotes": "Both disguise an' weap'n, this holly flail will help ye handle th' tough'st tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Mighty Fishin' Rod",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2021RogueText": "Holly Berry Flail",
    "weaponArmoireBlueMoonSaiNotes": "This sai be a traditional weapon, imbued with th' powers o' the dark side o' th' moon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Scalawag Set (item 1 of 4).",
    "shieldArmoireBlueMoonSaiNotes": "This sai be a traditional weapon, imbued with th' powers o' the light side o' the moon. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Scalawag Set (item 2 of 4).",
    "shieldArmoireBlueMoonSaiText": "Light Lunar Sai",
    "headArmoireBlueMoonHelmNotes": "This helm be offerin' an astonishing amount o' luck to its wearer, and exceptional events be followin' its use. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Scalawag Set (item 3 of 4).",
    "headArmoireBlueMoonHelmText": "Blue Moon Helm",
    "headMystery202101Notes": "The icy blue eyes on this feline helm will freeze even the most intimidatin' task on yer list. It don't benefit ye. January 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202101Text": "Snazzy Snow Leopard Helm",
    "armorArmoireBlueMoonShozokuNotes": "A strange serenity be surroundin' the wearer of this armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Scalawag Set (item 4 of 4).",
    "armorArmoireBlueMoonShozokuText": "Blue Moon Armor",
    "armorMystery202101Notes": "Wrap yerself in warm fur and nearly endless tail floof! It don't benefit ye. January 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery202101Text": "Snazzy Snow Leopard Suit",
    "weaponArmoireBlueMoonSaiText": "Dark Lunar Sai",
    "headSpecialNye2020Notes": "Ye've receiv'd an Extravagant Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ye be ringing in the New Year! It don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialNye2020Text": "Extravagant Party Hat",
    "headAccessoryMystery202102Notes": "Magnify yer empathy 'n carin' t' new heights wit' this ornate golden tiara. Confers no benefit. February 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery202102Text": "Charmin' Tiara",
    "shieldArmoireSoftPinkPillowNotes": "Th' sensible warrior packs a pillow fer any expedition. Soften life's blows... even while ye nap. Increases Strength 'n Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Pink Loungewear Set (item 3 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireSoftPinkPillowText": "Soft Pink Pillow",
    "armorArmoireSoftPinkSuitText": "Soft Pink Suit",
    "headArmoirePinkFloppyHatNotes": "Many a spell 'as been sewn into 'tis simple hat, givin' it a perfect pink color. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pink Loungewear Set (item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoirePinkFloppyHatText": "Pink dopey Hat",
    "armorArmoireSoftPinkSuitNotes": "Pink be a soothin' color. Slip into this loungewear set fer a bit o' peace durin' th' daily grind! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pink Loungewear Set (item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorMystery202102Notes": "Sail across th' universe in fine style in this buoyantly bright dress. Confers n' benefit. February 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery202102Text": "Charmin' Dress",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2021Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Extrav'gant Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2021Text": "Extravag'nt Party Robes",
    "weaponMystery202102Notes": "Th' glowin' pink gem in this wand holds th' power t' spread joy 'n friendship far 'n wide! Confers no benefit. February 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponMystery202102Text": "Charmin' Wand",
    "headArmoireJadeHelmNotes": "Some say jade decreases fear an' anxiety. Wit' this beautiful helm, ye definitely 'ave no cause t' worry! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jade Warrior Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireJadeHelmText": "Jade Helm",
    "headMystery202103Notes": "Greet spring in style in this circlet woven from th' first bloomin' branches. It don't benefit ye. March 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery202103Text": "Blossom Viewin' Circlet",
    "armorArmoireJadeArmorNotes": "This jade armor be both beautiful an' functional. Protect yerself, an' know that ye look fabulous! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jade Warrior Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireJadeArmorText": "Jade Armor",
    "armorMystery202103Notes": "These soft an' breezy robes be perfect fer a tea party 'neath th' showy spring trees. It don't benefit ye. March 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery202103Text": "Blossom Viewin' Robes",
    "weaponArmoireJadeGlaiveNotes": "Th' reach o' this glaive will keep ye far from yer enemies! Also, ye can knock things off high shelves. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jade Warrior Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireJadeGlaiveText": "Jade Glaive",
    "headSpecialSpring2021RogueNotes": "Let's keep th' flowery language t' a minimum: this hat will help ye blend in wit' th' spring flowers! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2021MageNotes": "Set this airy crown upon yer brow, an' th' birds o' th' water will come attend t' ye. T' what quest will ye call 'em? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2021MageText": "Cygnet Circlet",
    "headSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "Don't fear! Th' sunstone in this helm will help ye bring t' light those deepest, darkest red to-dos. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Helm o' th' Sun",
    "headSpecialSpring2021RogueText": "Twin Flow'r Hat",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "This armor helps ye bend instead o' break when buffet'd by wind or weapon. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Willow Bark Coat",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021MageNotes": "Yer transformation be complete! Take t' th' sky, or t' th' lake, an' sing fer joy! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021MageText": "White Swan's Splendor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "Be careful ye don't dazzle yerself as this sunstone armor catches th' light! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Armor o' th' Sun",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021RogueNotes": "No one will see ye waitin' in amBUSH wit' this cunnin' armor; ye look like a plant from ev'ry angle. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2021RogueText": "Twin Flow'r Stem",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "Th' bark an' leaves o' this fresh cuttin' be known fer their ability t' relieve pain. Or ye can plant it an' watch it grow! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Willow Branch",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021MageNotes": "Throw, beat, treadle, rest! Swish this magnific'nt feath'r in time t' conduct th' music o' yer magic. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021MageText": "Swan Plume",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "Harness th' power o' th' sun against yer enemies, an' let th' sunstone bring ye luck! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Hamm'r o' th' Sun",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021RogueNotes": "Ye know what's better than dual-wieldin' flow'rs? QUADRUPLE wieldin' flow'rs! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2021RogueText": "Twin Flow'r Bloom",
    "headSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "Weep not, friends! A Sawbones be 'ere t' soothe yer sufferin'! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "Th' beauty in this roughly-shaped sunstone will shine even in th' deepest caves an' darkest dungeons. Hold it high! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "eyewearArmoireClownsNoseNotes": "This accessory will make sure ev'ryone 'nose' ye're a clown! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 2 o' 5).",
    "eyewearArmoireClownsNoseText": "Clown's Nose",
    "bodyArmoireClownsBowtieNotes": "A nice bow-tie be no jokin' matter, even fer a clown. Increases Strength, Intelligence, Constitution an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 5 o' 5).",
    "bodyArmoireClownsBowtieText": "Clown's Bow-Tie",
    "shieldArmoireClownsBalloonsNotes": "Be careful: replacin' these balloons would be a bit expensive... because o' th' inflation! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 4 o' 5).",
    "shieldArmoireClownsBalloonsText": "Clown's Balloons",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "A leafy green bundle that heralds shelter an' compassion. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Salicylic Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Shield o' th' Sun",
    "headArmoireClownsWigNotes": "No bad tasks can bite ye now! Ye'll taste funny. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 3 o' 5).",
    "headArmoireClownsWigText": "Clown's Wig",
    "headSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Salix Wreath",
    "armorArmoireClownsMotleyNotes": "Th' clothes fit beautifully, but fillin' these shoes be no small feat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 1 o' 5).",
    "armorArmoireClownsMotleyText": "Clown's Motley",
    "armorMystery202104Notes": "Soft on th' inside, spiky on th' outside, stylish ev'rywhere! It don't benefit ye. April 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery202104Text": "Downy Thistle Armor",
    "weaponMystery202104Notes": "Yer enemies had better look out- ye've got powerful an' prickly defenses! It don't benefit ye. April 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponMystery202104Text": "Thorny Thistle Staff",
    "backMystery202105Notes": "Glide through th' starry sky an' place yerself among th' constellations! It don't benefit ye. May 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery202105Notes": "Don these iridescent horns an' summon th' magic o' starlight. It don't benefit ye. May 2021 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery202105Text": "Nebula Dragon Wings",
    "headAccessoryMystery202105Text": "Nebula Dragon Horns",
    "shieldArmoireBlueCottonCandyFoodNotes": "A sweet treat fer th' critters wit' a sweet tooth. But who will like it best? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 9 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoireBlueCottonCandyFoodText": "Decorative Blue Cotton Candy",
    "shieldArmoireChocolateFoodNotes": "Ev'rybody likes a little chocolate, but some o' yer critters be keener than oth'rs... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 8 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoireFishFoodNotes": "This fish will help yer critters have good bones! But ye'll have t' guess which o' yer critters like it th' most. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 7 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoireChocolateFoodText": "Decorative Chocolate",
    "shieldArmoireFishFoodText": "Decorative Fish",
    "shieldArmoireHoneyFoodNotes": "Watch out fer sticky paws once ye've fed yer critters this honey! Some critters crave this natural sweetness; can ye guess who? Increases Intelligence an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 6 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoireHoneyFoodText": "Decorative Honey",
    "shieldArmoirePinkCottonCandyFoodNotes": "A sweet treat fer th' critters wit' a sweet tooth. But who will like it best? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 4 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoireMilkFoodNotes": "There be many sayin's about th' health benefits o' milk, but th' critters who favor it just love its creamy taste. Increases Constitution an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 10 o' 10)",
    "shieldArmoireMeatFoodNotes": "Sometimes a bit o' protein be what ye need t' grow up big an' strong. Some o' yer critters be more eager fer it than others! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 5 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoireMeatFoodText": "Decorative Meat",
    "shieldArmoireMilkFoodText": "Decorative Milk",
    "shieldArmoirePinkCottonCandyFoodText": "Decorative Pink Cott'n Candy",
    "shieldArmoireRottenMeatFoodNotes": "Hold yer nose! This rotten meat might be disgustin' t' you, but it's perfect fer some o' yer critters! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 2 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoireStrawberryFoodNotes": "A delicious fresh strawberry t' feed t' yer critters! Do ye know which critters like strawberries best? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 1 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoirePotatoFoodNotes": "Potatoes be a staple o' many diets, but some critters would like t' live on potatoes alone... Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Critter Vittles Set (Item 3 o' 10).",
    "shieldArmoirePotatoFoodText": "Decorative Potato",
    "shieldArmoireRottenMeatFoodText": "Decorative Rott'n Meat",
    "shieldArmoireStrawberryFoodText": "Decorative Strawberry",
    "armorMystery202106Text": "Sunset Tail",
    "weaponArmoireMedievalWashboardNotes": "Scrub-a-dub-dub! 'Tis time t' apply some elbow grease an' git that laundry clean. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Medieval Launderers Set (Item 5 of 6).",
    "weaponArmoireMedievalWashboardText": "Washboard"
}